hyes i am human child

yes sir 100% bonafide human meatbaby ((follows from @house-on-treefire))

[normalhumanboy]

How would you react to being tied down and forced to watch the entire strawinsky movie or just the globgogabgalab scene?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

[normalhumanboy]

Hello, have some bread!

🍞

Oh! And milk!

🥛

Have a good day or night!

COOL THANKS. GOOD NIGHT

[normalhumanboy]

I vaguely remember there being lore to the caps lock. wasn't it because you type in irken and the translator puts it to all caps?

YEAH THATS WHY LOL

[normalhumanboy]

☆ put this star into the inbox of your favorite blogs. it’s time to spread positivity!! ☆

THANKS

[normalhumanboy]

HOLY FUCK STOP WITH THE CAPS LOCK.

NAH

[normalhumanboy]

THIS HAS BEEN MY SCHTICK SINCE DAY ONE WHY WOULD I CHANGE NOW

[normalhumanboy]

HOLY FUCK STOP WITH THE CAPS LOCK.

NAH

[normalhumanboy]

👀

👀

[normalhumanboy]

My fish 🐠 army is ever growing. 🐟 Very beautiful. 🐠 Very powerful. 🐟 Soon my wet warriors will rise and conquer all. 🐠 Very beautiful. 🐟 Very powerful. 🐠 Be prepared. 🐟

THERES NO WATER IN MY HOUSE

[normalhumanboy]

You're green da ba di daa ba die.

YOU DIE

[normalhumanboy]

*points gun at you* WALLET NOW

I DONT HAVE ONE

[normalhumanboy]

-Slowly and purposely takes out cellphone to take a picture of Zim’s base.-

*VAPORIZES YOU* LOL

[normalhumanboy]

Meet me outside the Denny's parking lot, coward

OUTSIDE THE PARKING LOT?? LIKE IN THE ROAD???

[normalhumanboy]

*the sounds of explosions caused by shooting a missile launcher can be heard in the distance* *seems like Gir managed to kill an anon*

LOL

[normalhumanboy]

[sniffs you 👃]

EW GET AWAY FROM ME

[normalhumanboy]

I'm going back to my limbo. Goodnight.

OK GOODNIGHT

[normalhumanboy]

*dances into your askbox with a giant bomb; places it down gently and runs away*

*THROWS IT AWAY* LMAO

[normalhumanboy]

i’m going to maul you like a rabid dog

COMPUTER PUT THIS ONE IN A BOX