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Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

some people need to apply their conspiracy theory energy into volunteering locally and actually contribute to a net positive for once

tourdeflop

annademi hug 10 thousand zillion trillion billion bazillion screenshots clips slow motion fast forward reverse upside down flipped horizontally zoomed in zoomed out reverb bass boosted 4k

thundergrace

Paige's handlers had to put her in air jail

fairycosmos

hey is anyone else sick of having to adapt to horrible conditions over and over again

fairycosmos

the humble woolly mammoth

etheltempest

nicole gosling i miss you already

thej0ry

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

meshugenist

reblog it

#I would be very very sad #because my dad tries very hard to be a good man. a kind man.#he gives the best hugs in the world and I love him profoundly

c3rvida3

Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

mucmucvi

This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

gothicenjoyer

some of the asks you guys send me make me feel like i'm sitting the all souls exam

gothicenjoyer

average day in my inbox

tanoraqui

my hottest take is that I truly think every person should get emotionally invested in at least one local sports team - any team, any sport; chose based on their colors or if you like high-scoring or low-scoring games or which player you think is hottest - and go to at least one (1) live game each year; and at that game you need to cheer and/or boo at the top of your lungs with everyone else, and thus microdose on the human instincts for 'us vs them' thinking, mob mentality, and bloodlust. Because if you don't accept these things in yourself and periodically indulge them in something petty like sports, you'll accidentally put them in politics, fandom shipping, etc. instead, which I think we can all agree is Worse.

#i cant wait to move back to cambs and get really into cambs utd #i loveeeeee man u so much theyre my beloved team ive loved them for over 15 years #and i love my victoire and i love my wings but my hometown team...