Kingston Wilde

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[hummelinthenorth]

@northsideking

[northsideking]

📲 [king ⇄ kitty]

KITTY: This is exactly why I didn't want you to see that video.

KITTY: If I wasn't so drunk, I would have stopped you from touching that flashdrive, so that's on me.

KITTY: Honey, I had already offered to let you stay with me, so of course I'd be interested.

KITTY: Plus, some recent events made me even more eager to get out of this hotel.

KING: If you had just told me, I wouldn't have watched that video... and subsequently longed to bleach my eyes.

KING: I did try to sober you up... but you drank a lot.

KING: I know, I just wanted to make sure you had not changed your mind or something.

KING: What events would that be, Kitty? Please tell me it doesn't have to do with further extramarital indiscretions

[northsideking]

📲 [king ⇄ kurt]

KURT: Really, King I don’t mind. I mean, you’d have the whole bed to yourself and everything instead of just a couch. And you know your way around pretty well already. It wouldn’t bother me in the slightest.

KURT: You...really? What’s going on? I mean, if you want to tell me I mean...

KING: Thanks Kurt, I really do appreciate that offer - but I'd prefer my sister's couch over an empty bed. She's going through something similar as well, if not more so, it would be nice to spend some time with her right now.

KING: My father lied about certain things, and uh, well, it appears he hasn't been quite as faithful either... I don't want to discuss this over text.

KING: I'll come over tomorrow night, if that's okay?

[northsideking]

{ text from Kurt } hey handsome; just a heads up, I’m not going to be home tonight. I didn’t want you waiting around for me all night or anything. You know you’re more than welcome to crash there, though, if you need a break from your parents or anything.

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[northsideking]

📲 [king ⇄ kurt]

KURT: hey handsome; just a heads up, I’m not going to be home tonight. I didn’t want you waiting around for me all night or anything. You know you’re more than welcome to crash there, though, if you need a break from your parents or anything.

KING: Oh, uh, I see. Thanks for letting me know, Kurt. That's okay, I can crash on my sister's couch tonight. I'm sure she'd be fine with that.

KING: There is some stuff going on due to which I'm hoping to be avoid my parents' place for a while. I think I'm going to move out, maybe find a place with Kitty if she is agreeable to that idea.

[northsideking]

📲 [king ⇄ kitty]

KING: I didn't go to church today... I'm having a really hard time looking dad in the eye anymore.

KING: And, well uh, there is something else going on too.

KING: I know we previously discussed you wanting to move out and go into the world on your own, but would you be interested in getting a place together?

[northsideking]

serpentlopez‌:

Well, there’s a couple ways it can– but I mean, in this case, yeah. I assure you, there’s a name for pretty much every single depravity known to mankind. And for the record, it’s not as terrifying as it seems once you actually do it. Happy to help though. 

I doubt I want to know about the other ways to achieve that, but I do understand the general idea. I’m not judging anyone who’s into that stuff, but that doesn’t sound like something I would enjoy. Aside from the terrifying aspect of the scenario, the involvement of not just one, but multiple dicks / phallic shaped objects is already a hard no from me... you see, I’m not all that adventurous when it comes to such things.

[northsideking]

[TEXT] I don't think I'll be going home for Thanksgiving. I can't handle looking at his face while we pretend to be a perfectly happy family.

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[northsideking]

📲 [king ⇄ kitty]

KITTY: I don't think I'll be going home for Thanksgiving. I can't handle looking at his face while we pretend to be a perfectly happy family.

KING: That's understandable.

KING: I have to admit, I'm not quite looking forward to suffering through dinner with them either, especially now that I'm going to be outnumbered at the table...

KING: If you don't already have other plans, perhaps we could have our own Thanksgiving dinner? Maybe go to a nice restaurant or order lots of room service and watch a movie, whatever you're in the mood for.

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[northsideking]

📲 [king ⇄ kurt]

KURT: Not wanting to do it isn’t what makes you innocent, babe. It’s not knowing what DP stands for or even being able to actually say it without turning fifty shades darker. But like I said, it’s okay. It’s kinda cute. ;)

KURT: But also - for the sake of getting everything out in the open - I have done it before.

KURT: Who says it has to be the cafe? Hm? 😏😏

KING: You can't see me, you don't know if I'm blushing right now or not. I don't appreciate being called innocent, but I won't object to being called cute.

KING: Oh... um, I just assumed... - I didn't think it would be your kind of thing. Guess I was wrong.

KING: Okay. I'm not sure what you have in mind, but maybe we could save it for another day?

[northsideking]

hummelinthenorth‌:

{ private }

Yeah, I saw his offer, and I’m sure it’s something he has readily available to send to whoever asks honestly, ha. A live showing definitely sounds much more entertaining for all parties involved, but the real question would be which Hummel you prefer to be the one entertaining.

[ PRIVATE ]

Perhaps, but it’s certainly not my place to assume or to judge.

... which Hummel? Do you really need to ask that... I mean, I would have assumed the answer here is quite obvious. There’s only one Hummel I’ve been spending all my nights with - or, well, at least those nights that he’ll have me over.

[northsideking]

📲 [king ⇄ kurt]

KURT: You know the fact that you can't say double penetration is only sort of proving my point, right? It's kind of cute, though.

KURT: I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.

KING: Not wanting to do that... I mean, not being interested in double penetration, doesn't make me innocent. After all, you've never done that either.

KING: We're gonna get caught and kicked out of that cafe at this rate, Kurt.

[northsideking]

@hummelinthenorth​ replied to your post: Would you rather have the Hummel siblings DP you...

FROM KURT: { private } I just…wow. But yeah DP does not mean dick picks babe. But you know I can send those ;D

[ PRIVATE ]

Well, I uh... - I definitely know that now. You and your brother are too alike. Aaron offered me the same proposition. However, I prefer a live showing to pictures.

[northsideking]

@ghoulishboyhummel​ replied to your post: Would you rather have the Hummel siblings DP you...

That’s…not even close to what DP means but if you want dick pics, I can definitely deliver.

I didn’t know that DP meant... well, uh, that. This definitely changes my answer. You’re offering me your dick pics? That’s not really, um, necessary... or appropriate for that matter. However, thank you for the generous offer, Aaron.

[northsideking]

FROM KURT: { text message } And you say you're not innocent...😉

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