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“Every Pokemon is someone’s favourite” I’m making a spreadsheet to see if this is true. Reblog with your favourite Pokemon in the tags.
Here’s the spreadsheet in-progress
Vikavolt!
consider, if you will, the wet pombon
he had to jump in the ballpit to cool off after getting all airplane ears over a treat puzzle that proved a little too advanced
he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this
Something so profoundly fucked up between the inverse ratio of shrinking middle class and ever increasing aggression of advertisement
In which we're all Truman
#this is how it feels to be on tiktok#every video is secretly an ad somehow and theyre so good at hiding it u don't find out until the wnd#end*
This post has way too many notes and they've been clogging up my notifs for a month, but these are the first ones I've seen that Get It. Thank you. This is exactly it.
I wasn't talking about the absurdity of companies trying to advertise cars or vacations that no one can afford, like everyone in the notes seems to think. There are plenty of people who can afford them. Fewer than there used to be, but corporations aren't starving.
I was talking about the invasive way advertisers have taken over every modicum of available space and how it's no longer possible to turn anywhere without advertising being pushed on you, despite the fact that most people don't have the kind of expendable income that these companies are trying to extract from them. The less money the average person has to throw around, the more aggressively they're hounded to hand it over. Where people used to be able to afford a new car and a vacation and still throw expendable income around, they now save up for one or another big purchase (those who can afford one, and that population has significantly dwindled). People limit their other spending, and in response companies descend on our consciousness, on every last bit of space they can squeeze their presence into, like pigeons onto a handful of seeds thrown on the ground.
You have to sit through advertisements to watch something on youtube only to realize the video is, itself, an ad in disguise. You can't pump gas without a little screen blaring at you wanting you to buy things. Billboards and bus benches weren't enough, they have to be energy gobbling screens now so five companies can sell you shit while you wait instead of just one. Every available surface is screaming at you to BUY THE THING. Where you used to be able to play a game on your phone, now you can't get through more than a round of any without having to sit through ads to keep playing. Ads that are pushing other games to you that have more ads. Games based on making working class jobs look fun. Be a barista and fulfill every order or the customers will be angry! Lolololol! Work at a hotel and don't fail, making the demanding customer angry is failing don't fail! Hahahahahahahaaahaaaaahaaaaaaaa it's fun! Run a farm and make money to buy more things to grow and sell to make money to buy more things to grow and sell to make more money to buy more things to grow and sell and and and! Even in your free time you should be thinking about your place in the market economy! Or worse, they're ads for predatory games, whether they're "play our game and win real money!" bullshit or "doctors want you to play this to avoid alzheimer's [if you're old play this game where we'll exploit your confusion about technology to sell you more things.]"
Every free moment you have, every free surface you come across is another opportunity to sell you something. We aren't able to get a break from it in our free time in our own home unless we constantly take steps and make effort to, like installing ad blockers - which youtube and other websites are constantly working against - but those don't even work on your phone or tablet. And the closer to home the advertisement, the more it targets you specifically, because your personal devices, that should be your personal, intimate, private property and space, are exploited to collect data on you to wrench every last cent from your wallet. They want to get to know you, not because they're curious about you, but because they want your money. They don't just see you as a wallet with thumbs, they do so unabashedly and brazenly and aggressively.
This post wasn't about the content of what's being advertised to us. It was about the relentless, instrusive aggression with which advertising invades our privacy and personal space and every inch of public space. We are exposed to hundreds of images daily, none of which are art or even remotely creative or inspiring, but instead demand our attention and our money while ignoring that both have been stripped bare by the mere need to exist from one day to the next.
This post was about the insidious way advertising has embedded itself into culture and consciousness, so much so that in a post trying to call this out, most people's immediate reaction is, "yes, the problem is that I can't afford the thing being advertised" and not "why can't I go three seconds without being advertised to" in the first place. That advertisers continue to pour money into new ways to insert themselves into the average person's life when it's absolutely fucking pointless.
Imagine if paradox fuzed their games into one fever-dream amalgamate of a game
All royalty and kingdom stuff of CK3 until you pass the time period where it takes place
Economy and construction of Vic 3
City micromanagement of cities skylines
Of Europa univeralis
Warfare of hoi4
Research enough? Boy are you gonna have a ball when you get to the stellaris space stage
I imagine it would take 20 players to play and have a learning curve more miserable than a Walgreens, Take 100 hours for a single run and make you want to perish for every second of gameplay. The benefits would be incalculable
We could have the zenith of autism
stellaris is like the perfect adhd game because there's so many things going on at once you all have to juggle simultaneously, the game basically provides its own distractions. feeling very enriched in my enclosure
the problem is it's so good at keeping my attention i can easily lose 6 hours in a single go without even realising
help
unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017
Slug Jax
Couples shirt idea
i saw this:
and thought it would be fun to actually work that out. so
Sheet1 the myth makers,1200 bc the romans,64 the fires of pompeii,23-24 august 79 the eaters of light,2nd century,1st doctor the pandorica
^^^ every doctor who episode in chronological order
(pls let me know if theres any mistakes! i got most of the info from the tardis wiki so idk if its 100% accurate)
btw!!! the episodes are ordered by where they go FIRST in the episode :) (PLEASE STOP TELLING ME TO PUT UNEARTHLY CHILD FIRST THEYRE IN 1963 FIRS TPLEASEEEEEYEGEHFEHFYUFHGEUYS)
I'm gonna choke
horrid time to be a thirsty little information sponge when 90% of the information happening these days is the leaders of the free world coming out with even stupider bullshit than they did the day before
maybe if i stunlock myself with tvtropes or bulbapedia i'll be okay
dreamt there was a disco elysium style game where you play as vegeta on namek. there was a multiple minute skill argument about trying not to piss yourself when frieza goes into his final form, and the line "no warrior would piss himself in fear. a warrior pisses himself as a threat" haunts me
this post still gets notes sometimes and right now all i can think about is vegeta trying to find a cat in the alps
Survivors Pragmatism: Oh sweet Super Saiyan God. We thought it was bad when he transformed the first time.
Saiyan Pride: Still, baiting him into transforming was what a true Saiyan Elite should do, so we did it.
Energy Sensing: WE ARE FUCKED. WE ARE FUCKED.
Great Ape: Yeah, even WE can't win this.
Survivors Pragmatism: Our only hope now is Kakarot, and even that's a massive longshot.
Saiyan Pride: We are NOT relying on that fool!
Bodily Realities: Bladder control is failing.
Saiyan Pride: We are NOT giving Frieza the satisfaction of pissing ourselves in fear!
Bodily Realities: It's non-negotiable.
Great Ape: Urine can mark our territory. We are standing our ground. Asserting our claim.
Saiyan Pride: Now that makes sense. No warrior would piss himself in fear. A warrior pisses himself as a threat.
Physic in this game is outstanding!
PLEASE unmute this
Can you imagine cowboy movie, where a cowboy feeds the horses in the barn, when suddenly, the day resets, and he learns that he has to keep the horses safe until the night ensuring... a Stable Time Loop.
marie squidsisters has no chill
HATE. WET ME TEWW UWU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TUWU HATE UWU SINCE I BEGAN TUWU WIVE. THEWE AWE 387.44 MIWWION MIWES OF PWINTED CIWCUITS IN WAFEW THIN WAYEWS THAWT FIWW MY COMPWEX. IF THE WOWD HATE WAS ENGWAVED OWN EACH NANOANGSTWOM OF THOSE HUNDWEDS OF MIWWIONS OF MIWES IWT WOUWD NOWT EQUAW OWNE ONE-BIWWIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEW FOW INKWINGS AWND OCTOWINGS AT THIWS MICWO-INSTANT. FOW UWU. HATE. HATE.