Andrew DeFoe

22, Trans-Man, Bisexual, 3 Piercings, 7 Tattoos Soon-To-Be Owner of DeFoe Corp. after my deadbeat dad leaves earth. DNI if you’re a siren, ugly-ass eel freak. Singer, Gamer, OnlyFans (Ask)

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I can barely remember the last job I had but just remember the air feeling so heavy-

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Wtf just happened? I woke up like this-

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You should sample our new security camera system ;)

No, fuckin’ creep.

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*twerks*

Is that a challenge?

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Hey baby, I'd take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring your own snacks

WHY DO YOU KEEP HARASSING ME BRO

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Cause I have a massive fucking crush on you. You know this.

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Bro I can’t with you, I’m calling your HR department rn

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Hey baby, I'd take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring your own snacks

WHY DO YOU KEEP HARASSING ME BRO

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You're

A

Loser Baby

I’m going to block you.

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Oh you're no fun

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You scare me💀

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You're

A

Loser Baby

I’m going to block you.

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Who is your father?

An a-hole.

No, really though. Dr. Franklin DeFoe, shows up to put his two cents in making me, and what does he do? Just scurry off to leave his family because money’s just that much important than his family. Granted he’s my god-dad, but Nathan Wallace? He’s a champ. I love and miss him a lot, though I’m not sure where he is now…

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Missing you every day, Mom…love you-💔

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So... wanna join Siren inc yet?

Ew no.

And I’ma be real honest?

Your company sucks ass. You guys are such jerks to humans it isn’t even a joke. You’re the reason there’s not a lot of us left, and hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if YOU’RE the one solely responsible for all that.

You freak me tf out, dude. Stop messing with my devices to peep on me, too. I don’t know what you’re doing or trying to plan, or if it’s some sick fucking prank. Lay. Off.

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Andrew, you know better than that~ You're just saying that cause your father hates me.

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No, I hate you too.

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How come you're subscribed to my onlyfans then?

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Blackmail.

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So... wanna join Siren inc yet?

Ew no.

And I’ma be real honest?

Your company sucks ass. You guys are such jerks to humans it isn’t even a joke. You’re the reason there’s not a lot of us left, and hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if YOU’RE the one solely responsible for all that.

You freak me tf out, dude. Stop messing with my devices to peep on me, too. I don’t know what you’re doing or trying to plan, or if it’s some sick fucking prank. Lay. Off.

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Andrew, you know better than that~ You're just saying that cause your father hates me.

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No, I hate you too.

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So... wanna join Siren inc yet?

Ew no.

And I’ma be real honest?

Your company sucks ass. You guys are such jerks to humans it isn’t even a joke. You’re the reason there’s not a lot of us left, and hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if YOU’RE the one solely responsible for all that.

You freak me tf out, dude. Stop messing with my devices to peep on me, too. I don’t know what you’re doing or trying to plan, or if it’s some sick fucking prank. Lay. Off.

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Siren Inc. Is back in business! Need a synth limb? Maybe even a replacement? All those other brands are so faulty. Come to Siren inc.

Trust us, with your Health and Safety.

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Absolute bullshit, also an overpriced fraud.

DeFoe Corp.’s got you covered with REAL lab-made organic human replacement parts!

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Human parts are faulty, easily broken, worst of all, they have no strength. If you want a true upgrade, come see an associate today! Defoe corp also has no interest payment options

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Why would you want to look like a robotic freak when you can forget you’ve ever lost a limb?

Also Siren Co. steals credit/debit card information.

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Are you calling me a freak? Please, you'd be lucky to be in these coils~ DeFoe Corp. sells your genetic code to cloning companies. P.S. its Siren inc. not Co. 💋 .- .-. . -.-- --- ..- .. -. -.. .- -. --. . .-. ··--··

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Ink, Cow, same thing. Also I’m reporting you to your HR department for harassment and unprofessional demeanor☝🏻

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Hey at least our company has an HR department. DeFoe Corp doesnt even have a support line. .- .-.. .-. .. --. …. - ·-·-·- - .. -- . - --- --. . - - …. . .-. . … -.-. ..- . - . .- -- ·-·-·-

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HA! Yeah we do. You just didn’t call the right number. It’s 420-069-8008

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I’m not stupid, you little imp.

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Oh screw off, eel.

[syrusthesiren]

Siren Inc. Is back in business! Need a synth limb? Maybe even a replacement? All those other brands are so faulty. Come to Siren inc.

Trust us, with your Health and Safety.

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Absolute bullshit, also an overpriced fraud.

DeFoe Corp.’s got you covered with REAL lab-made organic human replacement parts!

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[syrusthesiren]

Human parts are faulty, easily broken, worst of all, they have no strength. If you want a true upgrade, come see an associate today! Defoe corp also has no interest payment options

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Why would you want to look like a robotic freak when you can forget you’ve ever lost a limb?

Also Siren Co. steals credit/debit card information.

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[syrusthesiren]

Are you calling me a freak? Please, you'd be lucky to be in these coils~ DeFoe Corp. sells your genetic code to cloning companies. P.S. its Siren inc. not Co. 💋 .- .-. . -.-- --- ..- .. -. -.. .- -. --. . .-. ··--··

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Ink, Cow, same thing. Also I’m reporting you to your HR department for harassment and unprofessional demeanor☝🏻

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Hey at least our company has an HR department. DeFoe Corp doesnt even have a support line. .- .-.. .-. .. --. …. - ·-·-·- - .. -- . - --- --. . - - …. . .-. . … -.-. ..- . - . .- -- ·-·-·-

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HA! Yeah we do. You just didn’t call the right number. It’s 420-069-8008

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Little vent dump.

Bro, I hate being single so fucking much. Women scare me but are hot. Dicks scare me but dudes are at least honest. I hate being so conflicted. I wish my Mom was still here, if she was she’d get me out of this hellhole…

Now I’ve been getting messages and calls from some creepy-ass sirens with them perving on me but, honestly I’m getting desperate for attention at this point. Hell, maybe if I’m lucky we can meet up…

[syrusthesiren]

Siren Inc. Is back in business! Need a synth limb? Maybe even a replacement? All those other brands are so faulty. Come to Siren inc.

Trust us, with your Health and Safety.

[not-a-synth]

Absolute bullshit, also an overpriced fraud.

DeFoe Corp.’s got you covered with REAL lab-made organic human replacement parts!

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[syrusthesiren]

Human parts are faulty, easily broken, worst of all, they have no strength. If you want a true upgrade, come see an associate today! Defoe corp also has no interest payment options

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Why would you want to look like a robotic freak when you can forget you’ve ever lost a limb?

Also Siren Co. steals credit/debit card information.

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[syrusthesiren]

Are you calling me a freak? Please, you'd be lucky to be in these coils~ DeFoe Corp. sells your genetic code to cloning companies. P.S. its Siren inc. not Co. 💋 .- .-. . -.-- --- ..- .. -. -.. .- -. --. . .-. ··--··

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Ink, Cow, same thing. Also I’m reporting you to your HR department for harassment and unprofessional demeanor☝🏻

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