[shoves u in a locker] HA nerd

call me prophet, or Michael. either works really // not a minor // not white // my pronouns r whatever gender/s UR attracted to

[cutecipher]

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

[cutecipher]

i have mixed feelings about competitive

[cutecipher]

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

[neilcicierega]

What inspired the 2 Trucks song?

I was thinking about two trucks having sex and, well, the rest is history

[neonfretra]

do you want to play dead bodies with me

[neonfretra]

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

[croaksac]

Ryan Gosling's special gay gift for James Ortiz on the set of Project Hail Mary

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 4 Part 9

Sans (Undertale)

Mettaton (Undertale)

Voting ended onJun 29

[birdplushie]

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

[magn-animously]

DIG

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

DIG

[buriedunderyourmum]

DIG

[hannisconfused]

DIG

[kitsunesakii]

DIG

[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

DIG

[apple-notplural]

DIG

[vivitur-moritur]

DIG

[spacecat24-7]

DIG

[chub-froggy]

DIG

[thatghostthateatspeople]

DIG

[krowbreaker]

DIG

[spid-the-spider]

DIG

[annabelle--cane]

DIG

[yellow-faerie]

DIG

[vampiraptor]

[philosopherking1887]

OOPS TOO DEEP

[breaks-hetheon]

CLIMB

[artist-of-obsessions]

CLIMB

[fablegate]

CLIMB

[marzibird]

CLIMB

[the-luckyrabbit]

CLIMB

[staarbles]

CLIMB

[modmad]

[sebwritesstories]

[im-mender]

[do-not-perceive-willis]

'oh damn! i wonder why i suddenly have 50+ activity!"

the suspiciously 50+ activity shaped mutual:

[lake-erie]

the rainbow is a well-known symbol of gay pride that originated in the late 1970s in san francisco, when the gay community promised to never again destroy the earth by flood

[gallusrostromegalus]

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

[starathsbunker]

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

[gallusrostromegalus]

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

[zipstick]

eridian children probably start out really small because they hatch from eggs. imagine being ryland grace and walking into a room full of tiny rocks and they all love you because you are their favourite teacher

[cardboardmoon]

“How did eridians achieve space flight without computers?” I don’t know Ryland how did you figure out space flight without an elevator question. You guys strapped yourselves to a bomb and hoped it worked question? Who is more insane here question?

[wildinkling]

Humans also figured out space flight without computers! They became important later, but at first? No computers.

[animatedjen]

biiiiiiiig Rocky stretch

[awakeagainstmywill]

"Ok, wrap him up and put him on the ship. And add 10 kg skittles, twizzlers and instant ramen to the food supplies. "

"But ..."

"He needs red40 for optimal brain function. 10 kg of each, assorted flavors, thanks."

[dilfgifs]

LUKE EVANS 2026 Met Gala

[jhonnbalance]

Tom of Finland, preparatory sketch. 1977. Model: Aarno Nurmi.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

[mousemilf]

dont worry abt it, you just keep reading your lines and well take care of the rest. you'll be a star.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Ill be a star