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iceice-besst:

“Unbelievable. It’s definitely not safe for my coffee cup I can tell you that. Actually, make that former favourite because I am not going in there. Didn’t anyone ever explain that ‘Spring Fever’ isn’t a real thing to these folks?”

“Hopefully they will leave the coffee cup out of it. I can’t imagine why a coffee cup would get involved with such an act, but...Each to their own, yes? I feel like I, for one, cannot judge. It is awfully inconvenient of them to choose that location though.”

#lucian

itsjustrachelgott:

Rachel resisted the urge to cover her ears at the mere thought of hearing a professor moaning, “Lovely. Did you just happen to walk by and hear it or…? Like how'd you end up here?”

“I was walking by and I was curious. Sue me.” She shrugged and gave the other girl a big grin. “Don’t you ever get a little curious?”

#Rachel

allaboutaliciavikander

#fc

itsjustrachelgott:

“Oh geez, I hope it’s the painting one,” Rachel said biting her lip. However, her curiosity got the best of her. “Which professor?”

“A lot of moaning for one little painting, but it’s always a possibility...” She shrugged. “No clue. Definitely a man, though.”

#Rachel

evenbo:

“Wait, what? Oh, my gosh.”

“I heard someone moan and someone else yell ‘it’s not going to fit’. What do you think’s going on?”

#Bonnie

iceice-besst:

“Whoa, whoa. I did not need to hear any of that. … But I also left my favourite coffee cup in there so if you could just listen in a little more and let me know the verdict, that would be great.”

“Mmm. Give me a...Ooh. You might not want to go in just yet. Unless you enjoy watching some people getting a little busy. It sounds like what they’re doing...Well, it’s not, not safe for work?”

#Lucian

“Hush now. I’m trying to listen. Either, a professor is fucking his student or he’s trying to put some new paintings up. Hard to tell.”

#wdc starter

notyour-angela:

Does anyone know where I can buy some liquid latex around here? Apparently we’re supposed to have our own supplies, but no one told me and now I’m stuck using the shitty school stuff until I find a decent store.

Liquid what? Isn’t latex the material in workout shorts? You know, in Speedos? How would it be liquid? Unless that’s what male strippers wear, in which case, carry on with your life.

#Angelina

aliciavikand

#fc

handwritten-highway:

“So… is it spring break yet because I’m very much ready for a mental break and some time to actually sleep. Who’s with me?”

“I don’t think. Who knows? Time has ceased to have meaning for me.”

#Penelope

ritasaysrelax:

You should see the plastic tubs someone in my class recommended I use for portioning my food. Like, it’s a cheeseburger. I’m not committing a crime here. You should eat and drink whatever you want. Loudly.

See, I knew there was a reason I didn’t hate you, Rita. Cheeseburgers aren’t really my cup of tea, but I appreciate the thought. Very much so in fact.