I'm not Robert. @not-robert - Tumblr Blog

You know Mr. Charlie, if you wanted to give Robert a interesting Halloween costume, you could dress him up as Frankenstein cause he is a patch up corpse (and by Frankenstein, I mean like a belt over the bust, mini skirt and thigh high platforms plus the bolts. This was my siblings Halloween costume idea lol but it works, kinda)

@not-robert

"EYY BITCH BOY GET BACK FROM THE STORE I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU"

not-robert

God fuckin shit can’t I enjoy leaving this dump in peace

#Can’t believe y’all bonding together to make Robert sus smhhh #Kinda sus for Charlie to want sus #Sus #smh

"hey Robert what do you think of my Halloween costume this year?"

"I got it from the easter bunny"

Nah fuck that

#dead ass that version of Charlie WILL give me nightmares #Why mon #w h y #h e l l

[doodle dump just because KDJHDHHD-]

#I don’t have really a area to post Robert besides his actual fuckin blog JDHHDGDHHDH #so mind as well smh #not Robert

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Question sir, do you by chance know what Roberts sexuality is? Because he looks like a walking pride flag and I'm trying to find out if his fruity-

"bruh his outfit is from a famous bowling person from the 1980's or 1970's can't remember which"

"ALSO YOU THINK I KNOW HIS SEXUALITY? I DON'T THINK HE CARES MUCH FOR IT! I THINK HE'D LEAD YOU INTO THE BEDROOM TO BRUTALLY MURDER YOU MORE THEN ANYTHING!"

"idk man ask him! or that shadow thing that knows him i ain't roberts pimp we're... business partners at the most! ... or rather i force him todo stuff for my business because he's a big buff baby"

@clownsuu

@not-robert

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charlie bursts his head thru the wall and began to sniff the air

“Damn Robert i haven’t seen you in awhile you been in a coma or something? i swear you’ve got a case of ligma i swear to gosh”

“Also wait you know what bowling is but you don’t know what a cellphone is? wow what a chad”

not-robert

[we got bigger questions to answer, Charlie smhhh]

#Like is this person the same one who’s admitting to their sus crimes on sus blog MDNNFJFFJ #Smhhhhh sus revival

welcome-to-roomba-fazbender

Question sir, do you by chance know what Roberts sexuality is? Because he looks like a walking pride flag and I'm trying to find out if his fruity-

"bruh his outfit is from a famous bowling person from the 1980's or 1970's can't remember which"

"ALSO YOU THINK I KNOW HIS SEXUALITY? I DON'T THINK HE CARES MUCH FOR IT! I THINK HE'D LEAD YOU INTO THE BEDROOM TO BRUTALLY MURDER YOU MORE THEN ANYTHING!"

"idk man ask him! or that shadow thing that knows him i ain't roberts pimp we're... business partners at the most! ... or rather i force him todo stuff for my business because he's a big buff baby"

@clownsuu

@not-robert

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#yeah he has no fucking clue what sexualities are he’s not tech savvy nor does he know anything modern JDHHFGDHD #hes u h #several hundreds of years old?#maybe even thousands smh #so he is very out of date with everything smhhhhh #doesn’t even know what ligma is smhhhhhhhh

*there's a couple of take out bags full to the brim with human meat. There's a note in Bob's handwriting, "Happy holidays!" are written in big letters*

@bobspizzeriaandabortionclinic

[[DISGUSTING CHEWING]]

#Human meat and pizza?#Time to spite charlie #Ask

Any specific dishes you'd recommend to your fellow cannibals? Asking for a friend :eyes:

…. Ignoring your last ask-

I don’t typically like my meat cooked, I’d rather savor every blood and red flesh I can swallow. Besides, it goes down a lot smoother than textured dry cooked m e a t-

#HdhdJDHDHHDJ #ask

god you're hot (derogatory)

…..…

#Judging u for ur sins #Ask #mon called u out btw #LmAO

Merry fuckin’ holidays, or whatever you call it

What do you even do? Sacrifice your grampa? Eat coal? I don’t get it- the music started straight after Halloween and it’s giving me a migraine. Please tell me there is a ending to this at some point-

#Honestly probably not robert #Another holiday post? Just a excuse to have a colored version of him out before I die again #Also for this month Robert will be wearing this ridiculous look #Aka the antlers and bells #Everything else is his usual #robert post

Hello there fella! I’m a bit lost ya see? Visiting family out of town yeah! And I got pretty lost. could you help a lady out? - @just-martha-brocker (( if you don’t want to interact you can just delete and I won’t bother you again. ))

Im not gunna lie to you, I have no fuckin clue where I am or how I even got here- All I know is that I died, and randomly appeared here- uh- what is this area called-? What did that asshole say-?

Oh- Canada- yeah, I’m just as lost as you are. Have a pizza here or some somethin’, I dunno

#“Charlie requires me to say something to new people about the restaurant but I couldn’t care less to remember what that was”#Ask #He doesn’t know where he is nor does he care tbh #He’s been all over the place #But currently chills at a #Weird asss pizza place

I fucking hate the holidays- the screaming kids, the shitty christmas music 24/7, and the constant Charlie up my ass wanting to do promotions and shit.

#Christmas with a little too excited this year smh #what horrors will Charlie make up next #robert post #Charlie #Chuck

@bobspizzeriaandabortionclinic

Bob walks up to Robert with a takeout bag. "Hey there pal! Got some ingredients that are going to expire in the next few weeks... We like to keep things fresh at our pizzeria, and nobody has been wanting the pizzas that these particular fetuses and criminals are for... You mind making sure they don't go to waste?"

Yknow, I aint some garbage bin you can throw any waste you want in- plus this is barely anything to satisfy me.

Im still keeping this though-

#Ask #this man’s diet is mostly adult humans #If not all fhdhJDHD #Even tho Charlie has a GARBAGE DUMPSTER dedicated for him smh

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"friend Robert! Hi hi hi! I got a sticky hand do you want it??" (You already know it's chuck)

Chuck. I don’t like you but I don’t hate you.

lazy-charlie

"it's okay friend Robert that's what most people say! Although to me you are my friend, friend Robert!"

He paused for a moment

"oh and mama queen says hi"

not-robert

Stay innocent kid.

#Pure hdhNDHGD

wear the suits you fuken furry or i'll start feeding you giant scuttler's you gotta catch your self

- charlie

CHARLIE GET THE FUCK OFF MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCKKKKKK-!!!!!!!!!!

#Ask #angi

If you could Meat meet any celebrity who would it be and why?

... and raw or cooked meat? any seasonings?

A CELEBRITY?! I ALREADY MET MINE!! WHERE DO YOU THINK I GOT THIS INCREDIBLE OUTFIT FROM?!?! SOME DUMPSTER?!

H A!!!!

Also I cant eat anything other than pure protein, so spices make me cough a lot. Also I prefer raw but I don’t mind if it’s cooked.

#Ask #disclaimer: the suit came from a fictional famous character that does not exist (yet) hdhdJDHHDHD #The person was famous for bowling

i feel like I know you from somewhere. - @a-curious-anon

Well I did first appear about a year or so back on instagram, and gradually got some more art, maybe a post on tumblr under a different username, showed up a few times at Charlie’s restaurant, and now here I am- if you mean something else I have no fuckin clue.

#Ask #robert is quite old it’s kinda weird #I created him around the time I rewatched playthroughs of dsafs

HOW BIG ARE THOSE TIDDIES BITCH

hurry up

I'M GETTING WEIRD STARES

Big enough to rip and shred multiple fursuits that Charlie tried to shove me in, to a point he said “fuck it”, and got un-tearable suits. Every single time I go into these shits I feel like I’m in a fucking space bag.

#Ask #space bag #A bag in space

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