Not my cup of Coffee... or Tea.

Member of one of the Splatsville hierarchy members' team. Local Custom Splattershot JR main. Tea enjoyer. Residential lurker.

[not-tintedshades]

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Uh hey. I'm Tinted Shades or Iro Megane. I'm part of 8bit's team, who is a member of the Splatsville Hierarchy. I'm mainly here to see what's going on, or to fuck around and lurk.

Feel free to hit me with asks. Or not. I don't really care.

[not-shady]

happy April foo- oh,,, im too late? its over already? oh,,,, maybe next year,,,, :( - ⚡️

[not-tintedshades]

Now what in the fresh hell-

[not-shady]

:(((( i gotta go back to my hole now,,, and i didn't even get to say hi,,,, - ⚡️

[not-tintedshades]

Yeah... you go do that bud.

[not-shady]

happy April foo- oh,,, im too late? its over already? oh,,,, maybe next year,,,, :( - ⚡️

[not-tintedshades]

Now what in the fresh hell-

[not-tintedshades]

blog runner how many languages do you speak

Octarian is my first language. Inklish is my second.

[not-tintedshades]

"Get dazzling bitches we're going ✨️shopping✨️"

I don’t want to go shopping. Ask anyone else but me.

[not-tintedshades]

OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the land that you understand 🙌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip 👌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a tan man 👳 imbibed by the sand 👍 Soaking up the 💦 thirst of the land 💯

What the shit.

[not-tintedshades]

points at you

Me?

[not-tintedshades]

youre pregnant and im the father

EXCUSE ME. FUCKING WHAT?

[not-tintedshades]

steals your tooth

[ Kills you. ]

[not-tintedshades]

can you draw an octopus?

Yeah sure.

[not-lock]

I have been asked a strange thing. And I have to say that you people just get stranger by the day and I will not be going with your request

[not-tintedshades]

I think you'd look funny in a cow suit too.

[not-ocho]

the jiggle jiggle skin

What is the jiggle jiggle skin?

[not-tintedshades]

What the hell is going on with these fucking anons?

[not-lock]

grabs your life sized body pillow of your crush and opens a hole in it, feeding you the pillow stuffing little bits at a time

This is the second time a hole has been put in this pillow. And I am not going to eat this

[not-tintedshades]

[ He's just watching Lock getting force fed a body pillow. ]

[bottlebubbies]

all my hard work……

gone………….. force fed to him………..

[not-tintedshades]

Wait. You made the body pillow?

[bottlebubbies]

i did!!!! i uh originally made it as a joke, but i ended up finishing it :)

[not-tintedshades]

.......

Could you make another body pillow perhaps? I, uh... I can pay you.

[bottlebubbies]

uh sure? you dont gotta pay me tho

who is it of….?

[not-tintedshades]

Don't tell anyone but...

I need a body pillow of that one octoling from H2Whoa.

[not-shady]

You forget this is public. I'm telling Ane.

[not-tintedshades]

DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE-

[not-shady]

@not-8bit

[not-8bit]

Oh you are NOT living this down.

[not-tintedshades]

BITS WHAT THE HELL????????

[not-lock]

grabs your life sized body pillow of your crush and opens a hole in it, feeding you the pillow stuffing little bits at a time

This is the second time a hole has been put in this pillow. And I am not going to eat this

[not-tintedshades]

[ He's just watching Lock getting force fed a body pillow. ]

[bottlebubbies]

all my hard work……

gone………….. force fed to him………..

[not-tintedshades]

Wait. You made the body pillow?

[bottlebubbies]

i did!!!! i uh originally made it as a joke, but i ended up finishing it :)

[not-tintedshades]

.......

Could you make another body pillow perhaps? I, uh... I can pay you.

[bottlebubbies]

uh sure? you dont gotta pay me tho

who is it of….?

[not-tintedshades]

Don't tell anyone but...

I need a body pillow of that one octoling from H2Whoa.

[not-shady]

You forget this is public. I'm telling Ane.

[not-tintedshades]

DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE-

[not-shady]

@not-8bit

[not-tintedshades]

[ Gets out a custom splattershot jr. ]

Die.

[not-tintedshades]

i have decided to make you the pillow

youre gonna have to pay tho since this isnt as funny as it was for lock

-orca (bottlebubbies)

[ Hands over 150. ]

[not-lock]

grabs your life sized body pillow of your crush and opens a hole in it, feeding you the pillow stuffing little bits at a time

This is the second time a hole has been put in this pillow. And I am not going to eat this

[not-tintedshades]

[ He's just watching Lock getting force fed a body pillow. ]

[bottlebubbies]

all my hard work……

gone………….. force fed to him………..

[not-tintedshades]

Wait. You made the body pillow?

[bottlebubbies]

i did!!!! i uh originally made it as a joke, but i ended up finishing it :)

[not-tintedshades]

.......

Could you make another body pillow perhaps? I, uh... I can pay you.

[bottlebubbies]

uh sure? you dont gotta pay me tho

who is it of….?

[not-tintedshades]

Don't tell anyone but...

I need a body pillow of that one octoling from H2Whoa.

[not-shady]

You forget this is public. I'm telling Ane.

[not-tintedshades]

DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE-

[not-lock]

grabs your life sized body pillow of your crush and opens a hole in it, feeding you the pillow stuffing little bits at a time

This is the second time a hole has been put in this pillow. And I am not going to eat this

[not-tintedshades]

[ He's just watching Lock getting force fed a body pillow. ]

[bottlebubbies]

all my hard work……

gone………….. force fed to him………..

[not-tintedshades]

Wait. You made the body pillow?

[bottlebubbies]

i did!!!! i uh originally made it as a joke, but i ended up finishing it :)

[not-tintedshades]

.......

Could you make another body pillow perhaps? I, uh... I can pay you.

[bottlebubbies]

uh sure? you dont gotta pay me tho

who is it of….?

[not-tintedshades]

Don't tell anyone but...

I need a body pillow of that one octoling from H2Whoa.