Not A Complex Person.

Twenty-something tribal mystic who only wants a few things in life. Self-indulgent, self-narrating, self-effacing. Oracular advice dispensed, as well. Things I wrote, read, bought, ate, and made.

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Haven’t posted in a while, so here’s a dog butt. https://www.instagram.com/p/B1tyz72BAFS/?igshid=1d2yiqsy5lvxg

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Every time he barks or yells or doesn’t listen, I just have to remind myself he looks like this. Not always an 👼, but always cute. https://www.instagram.com/p/B0mlp7PhRTe/?igshid=h3ugnq4e7clg

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New black diamond band for me and new almost-black dahlias for the store. (at No3) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByBPAO3hsQ_/?igshid=hxcqv5o7iao6

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Don’t think @blisslau forgot the boys for the trunk show @no3.shop this weekend. (at No3) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxlLgSdhfGg/?igshid=dlzkr2c44idp

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Local 🌹 for local lovers.
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Hitting snooze. ✋⏰😴 https://www.instagram.com/p/BqsG0h1hITg/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=tidmsm9ffv4f

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I’ve kept pretty mum about this because I didn’t want to jinx it, but you can imagine how proud I am that Kobi is the newest part of my family. @trambach, Kobi, and me makes three. 🙂🐶🙃 https://www.instagram.com/p/BqnCzo6B5Kh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ff8h2zfqvqp5

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I’m happy to be at the point where I don’t need more stuff and can just eat my way through my birthday. Many thanks for @alexohong for signing my birthday menu and the fantastic team at @sorrelrestaurant for their care and service. (at Sorrel)

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Birthdays are less about me being born and more an excuse to leave children with sitters and the whole family to drink way too much wine at restaurants we’ve been ogling for weeks. (at Sorrel)

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Uh-oh. Did I just accidentally find my next personal splurge? #diamonds #rosegold #gold (at No3)

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Private Session

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Feeling so attacked right now. Especially after hearing her new song in the Kingdom Hearts 3 trailer.

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So many ✨. It’s the last day of our @annasheffield trunk show @no3.shop.

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Newest obsession: upcycling antique diamonds for carbon-neutral clients 💎 ♻️🤗

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Random super cold night with big fog banks rolling through the hills after two steamy hot days? Sounds like home to me.

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Okay, but real talk, the most masc thing I do is shots of whiskey with a pickle back. Yes, I was introduced to it by a hetero, but I’ve never looked back.

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Really happy to start harvesting my own herbs. No more plastic packaging, no more buying more than I need. Best of all, it makes the kitchen smell great. 🌱🌞🍴

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A few grey diamonds I brought in for someone’s special something. #nofilter (at No3)