Mostly Just Sass

I'm Rapunzel. My name is an unfortunate joke my parents played on me. Call me Elle or Ellie. I am NOT a princess, but I still might hit you with a frying pan, so watch out. I'm a prosecutor for the US Attorney's office and I double as the liaison to SHIELD.

[rubyandthebigredwolf]

[notadamnprincess]

[been busy with school and work, but i promise to be on tomorrow.]

[razorsharpselvig]

That should work out perfectly.

[notadamnprincess]

Then that is what we will do. How does a Swiss Swirl Ice Cream Cake sound?

[razorsharpselvig]

I have no clue what that is, but just hearing you say it is making my mouth drool.

[notadamnprincess]

Well, you're just going to have to wait for me to make it. I think it'll be something that is worth the wait.

[razorsharpselvig]

That does sound very nice. Can I make dinner?

[notadamnprincess]

I don’t see why not. What would you like to make for it?

[razorsharpselvig]

Well, I have found this salad recipe that looks good. It has chicken and cashews and craisins and it’s served with a poppy seed dressing.

[notadamnprincess]

That all sounds quite delicious. I’ll be looking forward to the dinner. Perhaps I can take care of dessert since you so graciously offered to make our dinner? And Decker could help?

[razorsharpselvig]

That should work out perfectly.

[notadamnprincess]

Then that is what we will do. How does a Swiss Swirl Ice Cream Cake sound?

[razorsharpselvig]

That does sound very nice. Can I make dinner?

[notadamnprincess]

I don’t see why not. What would you like to make for it?

[razorsharpselvig]

Well, I have found this salad recipe that looks good. It has chicken and cashews and craisins and it’s served with a poppy seed dressing.

[notadamnprincess]

That all sounds quite delicious. I'll be looking forward to the dinner. Perhaps I can take care of dessert since you so graciously offered to make our dinner? And Decker could help?

[heartreactor-blog]

I may or may not have forgotten that today was Valentine’s day… ..and  may or may not have also forgotten to get anything for certain people.

[notadamnprincess]

...that doesn't seem as bad as what I was imagining.

Why is this a problem again, Stark? It's just a holiday. I'm sure whoever your certain people are they will understand. You'll be alright.

[notadamnprincess]

You are outrageous and sometimes you get on my last nerve. However, it’s Valentine’s Day. So, please do not get worse.

[heartreactor-blog]

Ugh. Don’t remind me. I already screwed that up, don’t rub it in.

[notadamnprincess]

...remind you of what, Stark?

I was only in court for a few hours. And I went to visit my sister...what did you do?

[heartreactor-blog]

You’re stepping on my heart in Stiletto shoes, and it hurts so good~

[notadamnprincess]

You are outrageous and sometimes you get on my last nerve. However, it's Valentine's Day. So, please do not get worse.

[notadamnprincess]

razorsharpselvig replied to your post: Hey Ellie, how many holidays do humans have? Cause…

Ah, that would explain a lot. So this Valen’s Day is just a reason to go out and party. Well, it keeps life from being boring.

Well, that’s not always true. It is a day that people celebrate the special person or persons in their life by being extra attentive and giving them gifts. Or that’s how I understand it.

[razorsharpselvig]

Oh, that sounds very nice. I bet a lot of people are going to want to spend time with you.

[notadamnprincess]

Well, I’m not so sure about that, but it’s a nice thought isn’t it? Perhaps we can just do a small dinner for all of us here.

[razorsharpselvig]

That does sound very nice. Can I make dinner?

[notadamnprincess]

I don't see why not. What would you like to make for it?

[finalnocturne]

Reblog if you oppose the Mutant Registration Act

[heartreactor-blog]

You must get off on my suffering. I think that’s why you do this and reject my advances, because you just cannot let me be satisfied or else it’ll kill the buzz for you. Either that, or you just hate me that much. One of the two.

[notadamnprincess]

I think you're being melodramatic. I'm rejecting your advances because if we're both completely honest here, I'm the best attorney for your situation. You're brash and you do what you want. No attorney I know is as good at handling people as I am.

I do not hate you, Mr. Stark. I simply am doing my job. Keeping you from jail and bad press, You will be alright.

[montanamoorehead-deactivated201]

[heartreactor-blog]

What, now the court wants to regulate how many people I’m seeing? Y’know what? Just for that, I’m getting twins tonight.

[notadamnprincess]

No, the court does not. Your very concerned and very well paid attorney needs you to slow down.

If you go get a pair of twins, I'll send them home and I will happily let you lose your next case instead of keeping it out of court.

[notadamnprincess]

razorsharpselvig replied to your post: Hey Ellie, how many holidays do humans have? Cause…

Ah, that would explain a lot. So this Valen’s Day is just a reason to go out and party. Well, it keeps life from being boring.

Well, that’s not always true. It is a day that people celebrate the special person or persons in their life by being extra attentive and giving them gifts. Or that’s how I understand it.

[razorsharpselvig]

Oh, that sounds very nice. I bet a lot of people are going to want to spend time with you.

[notadamnprincess]

Well, I'm not so sure about that, but it's a nice thought isn't it? Perhaps we can just do a small dinner for all of us here.

[notadamnprincess]

#hey ladies #text me #;D

Mr. Stark. You will cease this behaviour.

[heartreactor-blog]

Oh c’mon… texting is harmless.

[notadamnprincess]

Not the way you seem yo go about it.

[heartreactor-blog]

Hey, I’ve been good. I’m only screwing two people this week.

[notadamnprincess]

...I'm not sure if that qualifies as good.

That's one more person than you should be.

[notadamnprincess]

razorsharpselvig replied to your post: Hey Ellie, how many holidays do humans have? Cause...

Ah, that would explain a lot. So this Valen’s Day is just a reason to go out and party. Well, it keeps life from being boring.

Well, that's not always true. It is a day that people celebrate the special person or persons in their life by being extra attentive and giving them gifts. Or that's how I understand it.

[notadamnprincess]

Hey Ellie, how many holidays do humans have? Cause I could have sworn that we just finished Christmas and New Years and then suddenly SWISH! another holiday only this time everything is pink and candy and hearts that only kind of look like hearts.

Humans love to throw a big party. Holidays give them excuse.