notakilleripromise

// natalie // i love you guys // est. 99 // university of cincinnati //

[notakilleripromise]

BITCH HAHAH

i just found my tumblr from fuckin middle school wasssgoooddd

[uchanda]

therapist: how was your week?

me: mm.. i can’t remember

[colbycub-deactivated20190228]

Me still seeing porn on my dash on December 17th

[death-by-lulz]

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

[basicallyhorny]

realize it was fun while it lasted and get the fuck on with your life

[aidashakur]

I pray y’all stop chasing people that are running away from you. I pray y’all stop begging people to love you. You are worthy of a love you shouldn’t have to beg for.

[marci1900]

Send me "would you evers" and I'm gonna answer with yes or no

[ruinedchildhood]

[Retweet]

[ask-genie]

Put him in your coat!!

[bryronic]

[aidashakur]

reassurance isn’t the same when you have to ask for it.

[aidashakur]

Don’t break up. Fix the problem. Start the romance again. Go on dates again. Work on winning each other over again. This is why there are so many failed relationships. If you love each other and are best friends then breaking up is not the answer.

[lovingrot]

all the love in my stupid little heart is for u

[fishmalazahn]

[alyahya7]

I’m a whole different story once I get comfortable with you

[mockingbirdie]

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

[vittyyluvscookies]

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

[submissivefeminist]

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

[chaotichowlite]

‘Vagina-owners’

[anxiousnerd]

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

[sexylibrarian1]

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

[occupyvenus]

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

[phantoms-lair]

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

[taysweetbae]

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

[greedyagain]

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

[fucktgisshitok-blog]

Get thee to an emergency room

[vag1na-dentata]

Paris, France, 2018.

[weavemama]

SHOUTOUT TO THE MISS PERU 2018 CONTESTANTS FOR GIVING STATS ABOUT WOMEN’S ISSUES INSTEAD OF THEIR BODY MEASUREMENTS

[tropiuz-deactivated20200618]

AHHH PERÚ DID THAT!!!