Typical fangirl.

Sarah. 19. Taken by the best. Fangirl over bands and Finn and Poe. Yeah thats pretty much it.

[pochacco]

[sailorflorana]

I’m crying this is so good, quality content right here

[lesbianshepard]

so my english professor told us this story last year about how he met his wife and it’s completely possible that he made it up just to entertain us but he says it happened and the story is this

he’s a a cruise with his parents to australia where he’s gonna spend a year or so for some reason. can’t remember why but it was job related. his mom is worried that if he spends too long away from her without her constant advice (my mom is also like this lol) he’s going to do something impulsive and ridiculous. 

so, he decides to prank her by pretending to get married to a woman he just met. because he’s obviously so impulsive and ridiculous. so he’s talking to people and stuff and he asks this woman if she’s cool with pretending to marry him to prank his parents. and she says yes. then he goes and talks to the captain and crewmembers and he’s like “i have this ridiculously funny prank where i’m going to pretend to marry this lovely woman to freak out my mom.” and they, of course, reply hell yeah. so like since the first mate has the power to marry people, i guess, he agrees to the fake wedding. 

so at lunch he’s like “mom, dad, this is alyssa. i met her last night and we’re in love and also getting married.” and his mom freaks out and that could be that. but no.

if they’re gonna do this they’re gonna go big or go home.

so, he changes his facebook status to “married to alyssa” and invites all his friends to his wedding in the middle of the ocean. (and they believe him and congratulate him and he’s concerned that his friends think he would really marry a random woman he met like six hours ago) 

now his mom is getting really nervous b/c alyssa (the fake bride) got her friends she was on the cruise to be her bridesmaids. they got the first mate to “marry” then at dinner in front of people. the mom is horrified. 

anyway the next day he goes “just kidding!” and it’s hilarious. but then he has to contact all his friends who were calling him on the phone and stuff to congratulate him to tell them it was an elaborate joke and they all think he’s an asshole and he and alyssa part ways but keep in touch b/c they… actually get along pretty well. 

anyway like a year later they meet up again in boston (i think? big city that wasnt new york) and talk and end up dating for like a year and then end up engaged for real. and now he invites his friends to his real wedding and all their RSVPs essentially say “i’ll show up, but if this is another fake one i’ll fucking murder you” and the mom just flat out didnt believe him for a month because she’s not falling for that again.

and now they’ve been married happily for like three years and they’re expecting their second child who has probably been born by now 

and the overall point of this post is: imagine your otp

[drst]

Well this is a prompt for fic if I’ve ever seen one.

[armandyke]

Smash that mf reblog button if you’re loving and supporting trans lesbians on this day

[theproblematicblogger]

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

[hermuis-blog]

if you see someone being interrupted in a conversation, acknowledge them, don’t let them be pushed to the side. if you see someone lagging behind, walk beside them. if someone is being ignored, take the step to include them. always remind people of their worth. it hurts when it feels like you’re being forgotten. that small gesture can mean a lot.

[lavendertitties]

A little psa

mostly toward my younger followers, be on the look out for anyone who has the acronym “MAP” on their blog. MAP stands for minor attracted person which is a code word for pedophile. If you see any around just block, report and stay away

[lavendertitties]

Another acronym that has been in use is NOP which stands for “non offending pedophile” which there is no such thing. There is a full community of these people on this site and if you come across any, DO NOT INTERACT! Block, report and stay away

[novi-la]

Also virped which is “virtuous pedophile” also meaning “non offending”

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[dailydameron]

Poe Dameron (Oscar Isaac) - Vanity Fair

[notanobsessionjustdedication]

More like Poe DAMNeron

[peetababy]

u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99  

[cherryandsisters-deactivated202]

i saw two men so beautiful i started crying?? 

[1857-m-deactivated20150228]

I haven’t met all of me yet.

[f-uukk]

What a lovely and terrifying thought all at the same time

[theshitneyspears]

ABBA: You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet only seventeen! Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the 

Me: TANGERINE

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

me: *hears the lion king intro*

inner me: don’t

me: BAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH SOWHENYAAAAAAHHHHH MAMABEATSEBABAAAAHH

[romanoffs-deactivated20191214]

[lady-arryn]

Suddenly the Rebellion is real for you? Some of us live it. I’ve been in this fight since I was six years old. You’re not the only one who lost everything. Some of us just decided to do something about it.

(requested by @rosariodawesome)

[damnitfili]

he’ll get us what we need

[cait-snow]

Gaga opening with “this land is your land, this land is my land” and then singing “born this way” was a huge fuck you to trump and pence and no one will ever convince me otherwise.