[SOUNDS OF BRUTAL PEER REVIEW]

hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

[onthegreatsea]

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[postcum]

Name's Bond, like the form of investment, form of investment "bond"

[sexhaver]

Who deserved to live more?

The Romanovs (entire royal family circa 1917 including the kids)

Harambe the gorilla

Voting ended onMay 30

[braaaaain]

A polling group that never read accounts of of the children were executed.

[sexhaver]

oh my god Harambe had kids?

[hotvampireadjacent]

They killed my buddy sex haver just like the romanovs

[lesbianshepard]

got stuck behind someone on the road that pissed me off so much that I just kept going "What's going on? What are we doing here?" in an increasingly agitated Tucker Carlson impression

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[whetstonefires]

i have seen this post on my dash 7 times now and every time i think more loudly, 'this is what Batman villain The Penguin's dialogue sounds like when they let him be fun to watch.'

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[oodlyenough]

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

[lesbianshepard]

I have friends who keep trying to get me to listen to something b/c they're good fans, and I don't know how many more "It just isn't my thing :)" "Oh, well that song isn't their best. This one--" exchanges I've got in me before I just get mean and go "I think every song you've shown me sounds bad."

[07242024-deactivated20240725]

[slightly-awkward-sunshine]

My stepdad is so fucking funny sometimes

[urtopia]

[responsibilitychan]

instead of worrying abt whether or not yr scaring the hoes y dont u find some hoes that dont get scared, brave hoes. indomitable hoes

[responsibilitychan]

my hoes have a Warriors Spirit

[praguegirl]

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

[coughloop]

There was really no winning that one