Doctor Hurdy Gurdy

Fuck it I guess this is a porn blog now.

[notarealdoktor]

It's Testicular Self-Check Tuesday!

Squeeze em If you Got Em, Boys and Girls! 🤗

[adz]

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[dietspam16]

[reverendsicko]

[loafpile]

sometimes i think about my queerness and i'm like woww i wish i could talk to my younger self in middle/high school and be like "this aspect of urself that u get so redfaced and ashamed about and are constantly trying to hide to the point that u've isolated urself in a cage of ur own making is actually the most fucking beautiful thing about u and is going to save ur life"

[witchdisk]

age regressing but I was a precocious child so I act pretty much the same

[gaystation4]

[antonio-m]

Louis Fratino (American, b.1993). "Waking Up First, Hard Morning Light", 2020. oil on canvas

[drowning-lessonz]

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

[theprofessional-amateur]

This sketch is incredible. Perfect moment to capture. 10/10 for the artist.

Link to post

Luigi Mangione's hearing delayed a day after DA failed to tell jail he's needed in court

A hearing in Luigi Mangione’s state murder case in the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was postponed until Wednesday after pr

[ambrosial-sunshine]

[scotlandeep]

why posts on here are whole porn on day and nothing like porn at night for me.. I don't have time to be day gooner

[louisegluckpdf]

weed strain called potatoes and molasses

[bdad9e]

[ozempicofficial]

[byjove]

things not to say when someone tells you they’re having a baby, from a transgender autistic guy named Algernon who has experienced a lot of trial and error:

Why? I know this is the question you want to ask. You are not allowed to ask it. I’m not sure why it’s frowned upon but you can’t.

You should name it after me. Not funny. No one laughs. A selfish statement that takes the attention off the pregnant party and shifts it to you. This joke is a flop, save it for the next pet they get.

Is it mine? It’s not mine. I have no testicles. If there is a possibility it is yours, they’ll tell you. Probably. No one wants an interrogation in this moment.

[kaylmao]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

[3000s]

if you're not 26 years old right now you will be soon

[tromboneralert]

But I just turned 30.....please......dont make me go back there......

[3000s]

i'm sorry there's nothing we can do about it

[yesterdaysprint]

The Waco Times-Herald, Texas, June 19, 1936