It's Testicular Self-Check Tuesday!
Squeeze em If you Got Em, Boys and Girls! 🤗
Peter Solarz
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cherry valley forever
Cosimo Galluzzi
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Jules of Nature

blake kathryn

titsay
Monterey Bay Aquarium
we're not kids anymore.
trying on a metaphor
noise dept.

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
i don't do bad sauce passes

#extradirty
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@notarealdoktor
It's Testicular Self-Check Tuesday!
Squeeze em If you Got Em, Boys and Girls! 🤗
if you're not 26 years old right now you will be soon
But I just turned 30.....please......dont make me go back there......
i'm sorry there's nothing we can do about it
The Waco Times-Herald, Texas, June 19, 1936
The Waco Times-Herald, Texas, June 19, 1936
Certified Good Boys spotted in this Bestiary from ~1175. According to the Latin, "Nothing is smarter than dogs, for they have more senses than other animals, for they alone recognize their own names; they love their masters."
anyone looking for horny moots?
one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate
how i look like when he tells me to watch out for my teeth when im sucking on him but he forgot to buy me my pepsi while grocery shopping
the past grabs back
This is fucking killing me. Like what
Show of the year actually
every time i want the 🤬 emoji i go into the search thing & start typing "fuck" & it takes me a solid second to remember they would not name it the Fuck Emoji
Have you guys seen that clip
Go off Kermit
we're just normal men
Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???
assessing the situation before he shoots his shot
Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king
Via cid_dwyer
Part of me thinks that this is super cute. Part of me thinks this looks like something devised by Dr Phibes
they smoked her.
has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?
Out of control Edwardian youths refuse to clap at production of Peter Pan, force distraught J.M Barrie to pull out rarely seen "Tinkerbell Fucking Dies" ending
You probably know this but shitpost ruining fun fact for anybody who doesn’t:
When the play first was performed, JM Barrie et al were so concerned this might happen that they instructed the orchestra to drop their instruments and clap at this point, just in case
I did not know this and I'm grateful for being informed
Peter Pan edited by Anne Hiebert Alton (2011)
(sorry to interrupt joke post but) this is true!
Children not clapping did happen too, (and some were even expected to have hissed, which was later written into the 1928 playscript and 1911 novel). But my all time favourite anecdote about it is from Pauline Chase (who played Peter)'s intro to Peter Pan's Post Bag 1909:
Children love to clap their hands at the play because then they feel that they are really part of it, and you can see them holding their hands poised ready to seize an opportunity. Their great chance is when I ask them to clap their hands if they believe in fairies, and so save Tink's life. But they are very wrathful if any one claps who has the reputation of being a cynic, and once there was quite an uproar in the front row of the dress circle because of a girl who clapped. Those about her pulled down her arms angrily. "How dare you clap," they cried, "when you know you don't believe in fairies!" There was one dreadfully hard-hearted little boy who came to the theatre not to clap. That was his object for coming, and he came round "behind" to tell me so in the middle of the play. His teeth were firm set. "I won't clap," he said doggedly; "I'm not going to clap." And when the time came he didn't clap; above the clapping of all the others I could hear him shouting from a box, "Peter, I'm not clapping."
(Tink was revived each time anyway)