Doctor Hurdy Gurdy

Fuck it I guess this is a porn blog now.

[notarealdoktor]

It's Testicular Self-Check Tuesday!

Squeeze em If you Got Em, Boys and Girls! 🤗

[ozempicofficial]

[byjove]

things not to say when someone tells you they’re having a baby, from a transgender autistic guy named Algernon who has experienced a lot of trial and error:

Why? I know this is the question you want to ask. You are not allowed to ask it. I’m not sure why it’s frowned upon but you can’t.

You should name it after me. Not funny. No one laughs. A selfish statement that takes the attention off the pregnant party and shifts it to you. This joke is a flop, save it for the next pet they get.

Is it mine? It’s not mine. I have no testicles. If there is a possibility it is yours, they’ll tell you. Probably. No one wants an interrogation in this moment.

[kaylmao]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

[3000s]

if you're not 26 years old right now you will be soon

[tromboneralert]

But I just turned 30.....please......dont make me go back there......

[3000s]

i'm sorry there's nothing we can do about it

[yesterdaysprint]

The Waco Times-Herald, Texas, June 19, 1936

[yesterdaysprint]

The Waco Times-Herald, Texas, June 19, 1936

[resismedievalmenagerie]

Certified Good Boys spotted in this Bestiary from ~1175. According to the Latin, "Nothing is smarter than dogs, for they have more senses than other animals, for they alone recognize their own names; they love their masters."

[fluffingston]

anyone looking for horny moots?

[papayajuan2019]

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

[sailorbrazil]

how i look like when he tells me to watch out for my teeth when im sucking on him but he forgot to buy me my pepsi while grocery shopping

[sailorbrazil]

the past grabs back

[paperandpencilsandskips]

This is fucking killing me. Like what

[dnd-knightt]

Show of the year actually

[moveslikekeithrichards]

every time i want the 🤬 emoji i go into the search thing & start typing "fuck" & it takes me a solid second to remember they would not name it the Fuck Emoji

[smoothjazzdigit]

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

[juliathefacesofevil]

we're just normal men

[oddjoblin]

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

[karnalesbian]

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

[defilerwyrm]

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

[guineapiggies]

Via cid_dwyer

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[angrycrabeyes]

Part of me thinks that this is super cute. Part of me thinks this looks like something devised by Dr Phibes

[kushblazer666]

they smoked her.

[gunsandfireandshit]