I am tired; I am salty; I require *silence*.

I was never given a name; I am 30 or 40 years old and I don't need this

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[garaks-padded-bra]

A BIRD POOPED ON MY HEAD ON THE WAY TO WORK.

[do-not-fold-spindle-or-mutilate]

HOW DO YOU KNOW THE BIRD WAS ON THE WAY TO WORK?

[garaks-padded-bra]

DONT MAKE ME ANGRIER THAN I AM

[kaylmao]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[stixy]

Bro is cooking

[pansyfemme]

pisses me off when people go “modern art is just random shapes and colors >:(“ and while you could argue its also like yea lol get with it

[termagax]

Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.

$28?

[omegaversereloaded]

New bruno mars song called I'll kill you

[omegaversereloaded]

[miamaimania]

A moment! ∿ Evening sketch, September 2018

[taylornprice]

somewhere in angeles national forest

[angelicguy]

just something i whipped up for pride month. youre welcome gay community

[angelicguy]

it was nothing really

[apricae]

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[troloyunu]

look at my lawyer dawg. no seriously, look at her. isnt she so pretty

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[offshoreoilrig]

What jobs even exist

[lokaror]

*holding you close as you bleed out*

Yeah man... it was a good bit... it was a really good bit... really funny....