THE HANGOVER PROMPTS
* assorted dialogue from the 2009 film
it says here we should work in teams.
why don't we remember a goddamn thing from last night?
you're in for a real treat today.
i see guys like you in here every fucking day.
i just wish your friends were as mature as you.
i'm thinking about getting my bartender's license.
you're such a bad person.
you're actually gonna wear that, or are you just fucking with me?
by the way, we're all gonna die.
at least our trip wasn't a total loss.
hey, what's that on your arm?
would you shut up and drive before any of these nerds asks me another question?
do i have any volunteers?
that's not a purse. that's a satchel!
we had a great fucking time.
you're not really wearing that, are you?
we all do dumb shit when we're all fucked up.
why are you peppering the steak?
what the fuck happened last night?
we're not even going to be in the room.
you just have to get to know them better.
this is my favorite part coming up now.
we don't want to call attention to ourselves.
you guys ready to let the dogs out?
we call this place "loserville."
it's where i keep all my things.
trust me, it's not worth the fight.
your language is offensive.
don't let the beard fool you. he's a child.
what're you talking about?
where the hell are you? i'm freaking out.
i don't think you should be doing too much gambling tonight.
whatever happens tonight, i will never, ever, ever speak a word of it.
listen... uh. we fucked up.
are you sure you're qualified to be taking care of the baby?
who said anything about gambling?
pull yourself together, bro.
all you got to do is point, aim, and shoot.
why would you go to las vegas?
things got out of control.
i should have been a fucking cop.
seriously. i don't care what happens. i don't care if we kill someone.
i feel weird having to ask you twice.
can i ask you another question?
it's at the corner of get a map and fuck off.
you can do this. just focus.
i'm pretty sure that's illegal.
we're getting married in five hours.
if it's what i think it is, it's a big fucking mistake.
i can't afford to lose somebody close to me again.
this isn't the real caesar's palace is it?
i keep forgetting about the goddamn tiger.
it's not gambling when you know you're gonna win.
whose fucking baby is that?
yeah... that's not gonna happen.
i'm sick of doing what you want me to do all the time.
where'd you get that cop car from?
boy, you've got a sweet ride there.
don't listen to this maniac.
it was a real pleasure meeting you.
you are literally too stupid to insult.
there's a phone in your room.
do me a favor. don't text me. it's gay.
whatever this is ain't working for me.
you might not know this, but i consider myself a bit of a loner.
wait a second. could it be?
i don't know you. you do not exist.
would you please put some pants on?
i hate godzilla! i hate him too!
that was once, and i was out of line.
remember, what happens in vegas stays in vegas.
don't touch it. don't even look at it.
i say we delete it right now.
did you have to park so close?
i met you like four times.
that was beautiful! well done!
i'll hit an old man in public.
i want to find out how i went to the hospital.