Definitively NOT a Cannibal

Shitposts and Hanni facts from a murder husband on the run. | Mature content.

[notdrhanniballecter]

“ma gia volgena il mio disio e'l velle si come rota ch'igualmente e mossa, l'amor che move: i sole e l'altre stelle"

("...as a wheel turns smoothtly, free from jars, my will and my desire were turned by love, The love that moves the sun and the other stars.”) -Dante's Paradiso, XXXIII. 142-145

@ilmaritodelmostro

[helloyangmal]

[satyriconmp3]

#s2 was Very Good because they both Know but they just forge ahead anyway #hannibal knows will is an fbi agent actively trying to kill/capture him and he still wants them to run away together #will knows that hannibal is HANNIBAL THE FUCKING CANNIBAL actively serial killing and eating people AND HE STILL WANTS TO RUN AWAY WITH HIM #i am shooketh #congratulations y'all fucking played y'allselves ( @comebackali )

[notdrhanniballecter]

Hannibal: The cannibalistic urge to bite something

Will: Owww!! Dammit, Hannibal. That was my arm!!

Hannibal: My teeth are my love language

Will: I wish you would love me less...

[notdrhanniballecter]

Hanni fact #372.

I am now a full time professor at [redacted].

For those of you wondering, yes. There was an opening due to a sudden vacancy. I may or may not have had something to do with the reasoning behind the vacancy.

*begins making dinner for my beloved family*

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal 2x02 - “Sakizuki”

[notdrhanniballecter]

☝My students when they receive feedback on their drafts.

[notdrhanniballecter]

Hanni fact #371.

In private, Will calls me mio lupo-orso...

He claims it has something to do with my chest hair...

I think he misses his dogs too much.

[notdrhanniballecter]

I did not envision you would stoop so low as to being owned, Dr. Lecter

Have I been debased through marriage? I think not. I am not owned, but reverently and blissfully captured by a higher form of beauty.

@ilmaritodelmostro has been elevated to his rightful status as my worthy deity. I am more than happy to prostrate myself in worship.

[hellboundheart]

CULT OF CHUCKY (2017) dir. Don Mancini

[notdrhanniballecter]

☝☝☝☝

[notdrhanniballecter]

Hanni fact #370.

Will has the gift of cutting through my more elaborate metaphors and analogies via succinct movie quotes and memes.

For instance, while discussing my promise to Alana I waxed poetically about giving her a mindful head start out of respect for her as former pupil and lover.

Will's response was to text her the following:

[notdrhanniballecter]

Intriguing that you’ve named me. Might I assume there is an ‘a’ anon, if I am to be ‘b’?

I also can’t help but wonder. Your quote speaks of neutrality, yes, but it also speaks of cowardice; may I assume you find my anonymity cowardly?

There was indeed an 'a anon' who wrote to me during my incarceration. He called himself my Avid Fan. He also called himself the Great Red Dragon. My husband and I had the pleasure of meeting him in person. Sadly, he did not live up to expectations.

Neutrality and cowardice do not necessarily go together in my mind. Dante may have harsher standards than myself. Yet I would warn that if you wish to live up to any standards you set forth, be sure to appease my beloved spouse. I am their property after all.

[notdrhanniballecter]

Neither or both, depending on how you view neutrality

E io, che riguardai, vidi una ’nsegna | che girando correva tanto ratta, | che d’ogne posa mi parea indegna;

e dietro le venìa sì lunga tratta | di gente, ch’i’ non averei creduto | che morte tanta n’avesse disfatta.

Poscia ch’io v’ebbi alcun riconosciuto, | vidi e conobbi l’ombra di colui | che fece per viltade il gran rifiuto. -Dante, Inferno 3.52-60

[oldwitchsleep]

pov you are a casual passer by in nbc hannibal. apologies, this concert is cancelled due to a human violin being found on our stage, please contact the box office for refunds. no dog walking on this beach due to human totem pole and assorted loose body parts. no parking : human tree. court is adjourned for the week as the judge has recently been murdered and displayed from the ceiling. no horse riding today : man in horse. museum closed : human head found on skeleton. we are sorry but we are not open for tourists today due to a human origami heart being discovered in this church. private painting viewings forbidden from now on : priceless artwork has been eaten.

[notdrhanniballecter]

It's always the same person too. And she has no idea what's going on and loves to tell her society friends about these strange events. She has yet to connect the dots... Poor Mrs. Komeda

[notdrhanniballecter]

Mystery indeed. I suppose I am to provide clues if you are to solve it

I have suspicions as to your identity, anon. Nevertheless, clues would be most welcome. Shall we start with the obvious? Friend or foe?

[ilmaritodelmostro]

((Will mod moment)):

Hello lovely Murder fam followers! So, so sorry for the silence lately. Life has been wildly busy between graduating with my M.A., recovering from three years of insanity, the next stages of my trans*ition, and preparing to move. Some wonderful news though! Hanni-mod (@notdrhanniballecter) and I are going to be moving in together at the end of this month! Prepare yourselves for a dramatic increase in horniness, shitposts, and murder ranting!!

Sincere thanks for your continued support of myself, the family, and this astounding show/fandom! 🥩🖤

[notdrhanniballecter]

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🐺🍆💦👑

[notdrhanniballecter]

It’s been a long time. And I’m not referring to the brief 2 week hiatus

[notdrhanniballecter]

Hello Dr. Lecter

[notdrhanniballecter]

Hanni fact #369.

Sometimes Will refuses to eat my special meals out of spite or to "push my buttons." I would feel betrayed hurt, if not murderous perturbed, by these petty slight insults so much so that I feel the urge to gut him like a fish again. However, I spare him because know he will eat the leftovers within 24 hours or else....

It's man law.