Jazz: What is that?
Danny: A baby.
Jazz: Why do you have a baby?
Danny: Found him and decided to keep him.
Jazz: Where did you find a a baby?
Danny: In a basement lab
Jazz: Danny.....did you steal our brother from mom and dad?
Danny: No! It was a different basement lab! I would never steal from Mom and Dad!
Jazz: What about all those ghost weapons you take?
Danny: It's not stealing if I put them back when I'm done. It's borrowing. I'm not putting this little guy back, though.
Jazz: So you stole a baby from someone else?
Danny: Yeah, I fell through a natural portal and found myself in a lab. There were a lot of test pods with cloning attempts, and this little guy was marked as a failure and was to be disposed of, but I was able to put some of my core into him and stabilize him. Took him before anyone noticed he wasn't a failure anymore.
Jazz: oh. Who was the person attempting to clone?
Danny: No clue. Half of the DNA was human, but the other half wasn't. The second one was messing with the baby's body, so I took that out and put my own in. The Phantom side at least.
Jazz: Wait, this means this is....your baby?
Danny: Yes.
Jazz: I'm a aunt!
Danny: Correct.
Jazz: How old is he? Whats his name? Is he healthy now?
Danny: He seems to be about five months old. His name is Tommy. And according to Frostbite, he's a perfectly healthy boy.
Jazz: That's wonderful! Can I hold Tommy?
Danny: Of course! He's a really calm baby and rarely gets fussy.
Jazz: Great! *cooes at Tommy* Hi sweetie. Hello. Its auntie Jazzy.
Danny: You're a natural.
Jazz: Thanks! By the way, is there going to be a issue with the other parent?
Danny: Nah. They likely thought he was disposed of. I'm sure they already forgot about it.
Miles away
Tim: SOMEONE STOLE MY CHILD
Kon: THEY DIE BY SUNRISE
