Helmeppo: Hey has Garp ever mentioned a wife or husband or anything?
Koby: No, not that I can remember anyway. Why?
Helmeppo: Well I was just thinking... No. No, nevermind. It's stupid.
Koby: Well now you have me curious. Spill!
Helmeppo: Oh... Oh alright. So we all know now that Dragon is his son, right?
Helmeppo: So who's the mom! Or other dad. I don't know, maybe the old geezer is progressive.
Koby: Huh. Good question. I never really thought about it. You think it could be anyone we know?
Helmeppo: Pff-nah. Everyone we know that he knows is as married to their jobs as Garp is. I highly doubt it's another marine.
Koby: That's true. That really doesn't leave any options...
Helmeppo: Hm. Maybe it's just mitosis.
Helmeppo: Maybe he just mitosised all over the place. And out popped a little him. And that's Dragon. And maybe Luffy, who knows. Have you seen pictures of Garp when he was younger? He and Luffy are basically clones of each other!
Koby: Seriously? You think a human is capable of mitosis? He doesn't have a devil fruit power.
Helmeppo: Maybe he got hit by one? I don't know, I'm just spitballing here!
Garp: And you're wrong, too.
Koby and Helmeppo: AAAAH!
Garp: Quit you're screaming. For your information, I made that brat of mine myself—not mitosis. But I do like to think I was the only one involved in his making. He's a pain in my ass. I bring him up, and he up and disappoints me.... *Walks away*
Koby: .....you thinking what I'm thinking?
Koby and Helmeppo: Mpreg.