Succubus

as he breaks, so shall it break

[herspanic]

[joshpeck]

who is she

[tlotrgifs]

The Ring passed to Isildur, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever. But the hearts of Men are easily corrupted. And the Ring of Power has a will of its own.

[parttimepup]

Do you ever think about how sperm don’t work right at body temperature and that’s why males have external testicles? Design-wise that is such a huge risk to take. Your most important organ is swinging free outside your body, vulnerable to injury or attack. All because one (1) type of cell, your fucking gametes for christ’s sake, cannot function at the normal body temperature of the organism they belong to. What the fuck. I never want to hear a man try and say females are biologically inferior ever again.

[parttimepup]

While I’m at it also they have to share one hole that they both pee and have sex out of. That’s fucking gross and unsanitary. Everytime a man cums in you you’re also getting all the pee that was in his urethra enjoy that thought ladies. You know how many holes birds have? One. They pee, poop and have sex all in the same hole it’s called the cloaca. You know how many holes women have? Three. Because we evolved one. Evolution-wise, men fall somewhere between a chicken and a human female. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

[memma-photography]

fun. 

3/21/13 House Of Blues

Dallas, TX

[homoz]

Kelly Clarkson: I’ll spread my wings and I’ll learn how to fly, I’ll do what it takes till I touch the sky, and I’ll make a wish, take a chance, make a change, and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but I won’t forget all the ones that I love. I’ll take a risk, take a chance, make a change, and breakaway

Eight year old me:

[stevesdiana-deactivated20200606]

the thought of me having sex: nice

the thought of someone being intimate with me and seeing me naked and knowing what I look like that vulnerable: absolutely disgusting

[gahdamnpunk]

This is graphic but VERY important. I’m MF TIED of pro lifers who cannot see further than the end of their nose

[princesaamyyy]

Whoever put this thank you people need to understand

[imaslave4u]

Troye Sivan spotted throwing gifts from fans into the trash in NYC (January 24, 2018) x 

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

Twink power move

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

I’m officially a Stan

[r-ssjm]

Americans be

[nyghthawk-deactivated20180317]

shart

[sorel-was-right-deactivated2018]

in the local walmart

[florentineking]

[jasper-rolls]

the king of the hill storyboard notes are bizarre

furry hank hill

NO JOY

sexy peggy

incredible

[twinkle-night]

[mrtacosenpai-deactivated2022020]

This is like advanced levels of shitposting in concept art form

[saddestbpd]

someone I dislike: *likes something that I like*

Me: great, now, it’s ruined

[jehovahhthickness]

Me as fuck

[thebigblackwolfe]

[doublehoseven-deactivated201812]

[blextrophy]

[qveersam]

classic spn was so fucking good. i miss those days so much tbh

[khofnak]

anyway has anyone figured out why stuff costs so much money yet

[bothgoth]

it’s cause it’s so expensive

[sridevi]

[harriyanna-deactivated20221223]

This era was a hot mess and it was everything.

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

I feel like this wasnt even that long ago

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

I vaguely recognize any of this

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

is this what kids born after 2000 act nostalgic about?

[harriyanna-deactivated20221223]

Um no. Most of the kids that were into this era were born between 1996-2001.

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

The only thing I recognized from this was “Whip my Hair” which is probably the oldest in the mashup and I was already in highschool when that came out. And I was born in ‘96 so….

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

who are any of these kids