Not Incorrect League of Heroes Quotes

You can’t prove they haven’t said these yet

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Fistman(David): Shadow! Welcome back! How was the movie? Where’s Ace?

Shadow: Ace is haunted.

David: What

Shadow: (holsters tonfa and gets a bandolier of exorcism texts) Ace is haunted.

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The Ace of Spades(Ace): And that’s why the “Reality is Unrealistic” trope is a thing! We´re in a story and none of this is real! We follow story logic!

Miki: I don’t know how *********** you got in my ******* garage but If you don’t get the ******* hell out I’m going to ********** weld your **************** mouth together with a ********** and ************** WITH MY ************ to make up for THE ******** HOUR OF MY ********** LIFE YOU ******** WASTED YOU *********************************!!!

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Gumboy(Tai): Aren’t you tired of being nice?

Tai: Don’t you just wanna go apesh-

YinYang Ninja(Ben): What did Drake do now?

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Gumboy(Tai): 🎼I never thought I could hate somebody but

Kid Arachnid(Drake): 🎼I found a way, we found a way

Tai and Drake: 🎼Every time you cross my mind...

🎼It took me zero time to realize

🎼You were the kind of guy I would despise

🎼Over your shoulder you better be watching your back for when I come take you down

🎼So don’t turn around...

⬅️DRAKE and TAI➡️

Kid-Transformo: What do you guys think!

YinYang Ninja(Ben):...

Wind Wonder(Ivan): Prodigious pitch my amorphous ally!

Kid: Think I could make it to series?

Ben: No! What are you-, no! And Ivan, don’t encourage this!

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Lucky(Alicia): But she isn’t actually a cat!

Crimson Lightning(Sally): N’ I still gotta stop ‘er from nappin’ in big ol’ Jumbotrons in public.

Element Boy(Mark-Jin): Don’t you think she’s just doing this to mess with you.

Sally: Oh I know she does. That’s why I love ‘er!

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Shadow: Going on a date with a fascist this morning.

Fistman(David): Wait? When, where, what?!

The Ace of Spades(Ace): Meeting room.

Fistman: Didn’t Psy-Kick call for a meeting this morning?

Shadow: We know what we said.

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The Ace of Spade(Ace): Shadow, hey, how’s hangin’? What’re doing all the way out here?

Shadow: Hey Ace, is your sister around?

Ace: Uh...

Shadow: That sounds pretty weird coming from me but-

Ace: Choose your words wisely

Shadow: I need some legal advice

Ace: oh sure no proble- Aren’t you a cop? Don’t you guys have lawyers?!

Shadow: Yeah? And? Who do you think I can trust? A bunch of profiteering overstuffed suits in the pocket of the Boston Police Department...

Ace: ...Or a law obsessed 12 year old with nothing but time, I see your point, get in here.

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Gumboy(Tai): You know, there’s a lot to be said about someone who can kick their own ass.

YinYang Ninja(Ben): Like what?

Gumboy: Like “Please stop”, and “we’re worried about you”, or “it doesn’t seem physically possible!”