The NotKennedys

lol what's a description for this

[notkennedys]

i just spent my short youth watching texas chainsaw massacre: next generation just for matthew mcconaughey and im questioning if it was worth it but i can safely say that the cons are: 1) cross dressing leather face 2) overacting matt 3) the line delivery help me lord 4) the ending bc stephen king and shyamalan tropes must’ve been the new cool thing in those dying 90′s days 5) everything about it pros: 1) matt

[notkennedys]

Angfused:

adj., having equally strong and potentially conflicting feelings of both confusion and anger

Example: “That man wearing toe shoes on the beach makes me so angfused.”

Have you ever been so angry that you’re confused? Share your stories below

[notkennedys]

Life advice

[notkennedys]

fucking satan

[notkennedys]

P: There is a man with the name Daeg Faerch how do you stare at your kid and be like "yup he looks like a Daeg" it sounds like a white girl trying to say dawg 

A: Why did you send me this  

P: You’re missing the point

A: Well... it could also be an Irish Gypsy trying to say dog

A: As much as I want to, I can’t look away

P: Poor Daeg

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The text that started it all.