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Benjamin: What awful crime is Fink fleeing to have to be in MN

Fink: A crime that isn't nearly as awful as the crimes I will commit trying to get OUT of MN.

Gretchen: We're not Hotel California!

Fink: Only Hotel California would say that.

Ben Faces

I love it when you can see Ben working through the legal and logistical complications in his head. It's one of my top favorite ben faces

-Nicky

#submission

#If I only had the gall

#gash prom #formalities #full points

when you shitpost into the void, sometimes the void shitposts back 💖

Crayola

Reinventing the Barter Economy

Yeah earlier in quarantine my sister gave me a loaf of sourdough and some weed and I gave her a bottle of Maker's Mark and I thought "...we're frontiersmen"

#submission

Thinking Face Emoji not included

Crayola: who is the arbiter of pantslessness?

#submission

It's actually almost definitely the most haunting thing I've done in MSPaint and I've done terrible things in MSPaint.

Nicky

#arts and crass #this was definitely about kissinger erotica

D.B. Cooper is more competent than Tommy Wiseau.

Someone on zoom?

Porking

Gerbil: "Fix, if I show up at your house Sunday with a pork pie, will you take one?"

I stand by my drunk statement. Whatever it was.

-John

You know Nicky, of all the worst people, you're not Marvin.

-Pat

White House Living

I don't remember any "free buffalos" I mostly dealt with "horse slaughter"

--John P

As someone who has tried to commit financial crimes in neopets before, the stocks are totally manipulable.

captain nicky

Better people than you have tried to disappoint me and failed.

:marcwhipple:

I don't believe in organized orthography, so.

Pat

That's Missouri! Cocaine and Jesus!

-Crayola

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