Don't touch the phones.

... this is where it all goes to hell.

[notmyphones]

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[notmyphones]

(Does anyone still exist? Do I still exist?)

[cantusdominus]

notmyphonesのコメント： The sarcasm is strong with this one…

But when is it ever not?

[notmyphones]

... True.

[notmyphones]

It’s... been a long time.

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[notmyphones]

Hmph.

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[krdilsk]

[notmyphones]

#snack #ILoveBombing #ilegalsquadmx #graffitidf #graffitimexico

[le-goodfella-deactivated2018010]

[healingcrab]

[biologicalhorror]

[notmyphones]

Depoe

[notmyphones]

TWEWY Reapers in Okami style! Commission for http://ooparts.tumblr.com

[notmyphones]

I named my Fennekin after u bruh

What the hell is a Fennekin?

[cantusdominus]

Nodding, Joshua took the liberty of sitting himself down on Neku’s bed. He did come here as a regular friend, after all — it would be weird if he didn’t act like one! 

Crossing his legs and leaning back, he was about to ask if Neku had a list of all the things on him (more for Neku’s sake than his own, because Joshua had most certainly remembered them by at this point,) when something Neku said cut his thought process off. Was he really going to pick on his silly little comment? Chuckling, he leant forward, hand hovering in front of his mouth like a cheeky schoolgirl. "Oh, you know… the next step of our blossoming relationship. Surely I cannot marry you without permission from your parents, after all!" Waving his hand dismissively, he grinned impishly. He was just pulling his leg… but he wondered if Neku would take the bait anyway.

[notmyphones]

Neku stared incredulously at Joshua who was clearly making himself comfortable in his room, debating whether he should even bother responding to what was just said. Stay chill, Neku, Joshua was just trying to provoke a reaction. Better to just ignore it, probably, so that Neku could forget that something like that ever left Joshua's mouth... never mind, he couldn't do it. Not denying it would just feel wrong. "You can't marry me without my permission either. Guess what that means?" Neku stated more than asked, sitting himself in the middle of the floor facing his bed rather than on it simply to spite Joshua. "It means we're not getting married." How was this his life now, seriously. Turning down a (hopefully) joking marriage proposal from a guy who just so happened to also be the god of the city he lived in. Owing said god... things. Meme things. From the internet. Neku couldn't decide whether this was an all time low in his life or not. At least it was anything but boring. "... Anyway, about the... stuff. I seem to remember some of them having something to do with handcuffs, so my house is out of the question as long as my parents are here." Neku hoped Joshua could take a hint.

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Yeah, you better! 

I mean, like, I missed you… so…  (｀А´)

[notmyphones]

I... uh. Missed you too. ... ... I guess.

[notmyphones]

insecure--confidence replied to your post “Neeeeeeeeeeeeku. Where are you? I'm missing you! (ಢ⊱ಢ ｡)”

Wow. Neku, did you, like, fall in a hole for several months? Heehe, just kidding~! But seriously, give a girl a little forewarning, 'kay?

Yeah, alright. I'll at least let you know next time... if there is a next time. I'm not exactly planning on it.