off to that endless summer

☼ Candice Alice Schmitt ☼ beverly hills hairdresser, hollywood bar hopper, alternative model, fashion consultant, tattoo collector, twin sister, mommy, wife. roleplay, i am not candice alice.

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Coooooooool.

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sighs for days

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yawns 

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where is my husband

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i-schmitt-my-pants replied to your post: i-schmitt-my-pants replied to your post: …

I like it when you sing to me let’s make out

come sit in my lap i’ll serenade you 

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I'm using this for proof of adultery when I divorce David

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hi i'm your secret anon! i just wanted to pop by so you know I gotcha and um you're beautiful obviously and i'm so happy for you in regards to your wedding and all!! that's so exciting!

aw yay, I'm glad you're here! thank you so much, I appreciate it! I hope you've had a great weekend!

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I was just standing at the counter and David's dumb fucking cat tried to grab my hair because she likes to try and eat it and she fell off the counter and onto the floor and I'm laughing so hard bless

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Woke up with a smile on my face ((:

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take me to greece

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Takes a deep breath. My babe is getting married today and I’m so proud of her, she’s all grown up now aw aw aw.

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where is my husband

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Drake loves moms

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Dude, Drake is grandma nice. He was at Frank Ocean’s show in L.A. and got into an argument with Tyler, the Creator’s mom. I left and came back in the room, and she was apologizing to him for how she came at him, and he was saying: “It’s all love. I love you, Mom. I love moms.” Drake loves moms.

Earl Sweatshirt (via andrepayup)

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Whispers hey Mrs. Candice Schmitt

Whispers hello my husband.