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Its genuinely unbelievable and nauseating just how much of white coddled online gen z doesn't know that the AAVE they use is even AAVE in the first place. Like you have 15-21 year old white suburban kids out here saying and typing "dih" and "ahh" and not even knowing that they come from a blackcent of "dick" and "ass".

They genuinely CAN'T put it together that they're the same thing, they literally think they're just funny words or something. These people seriously have some kind of cognitive problems. These are the same people who also genuinely thought that "unc", a generally AAVE short form of the word "uncle" was actually an ACRONYM, and get this, STOOD FOR "un-cool". Even "son", literally none of them would know that it was a predominantly black thing.

And don't even get me started on those millions of unfunny "son" memes and my conspiracy on how thats some cia planted meme to fetishize, emasculate, and water down black culture.

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Currently thinking about how instead of Uruguay hosting the 100th year anniversary of the world cup (the country that hosted the 1st one ever, for anyone who doesnt know)...

We get this mess for a "1930-2030" celebration

Another classic from Infantino... 😒

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Likely one of the funniest things we will get from the extremely late-to-the-party among us show

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I cant get over just how hollow and fake the whole "America 250" celebration feels. They certainly didn't try to do all this in 1926 for America's 150th anniversary. All the people in power saw the bicentennial in 1976, and my generation (if the world doesn't end) will see the tricentennial in 2076.

It can't be more obvious just how spray-tan patriotic this whole thing is, just to appease a handful of narcissistic pedoph!les who know they are going to be leaving this world soon.

And you know they would have done this anyway if it was "America 225" or "America 275" also.

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My new favorite iteration of the "everyone is 12" theory:

I am afraid of bugs

Not only that but also they have a big bad disease 🤒 in them that stop me from eating my big boy steak BUT ☝️only for one month (because I like my mommy's cooking 😋)

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What's going on with Msfeedeekat? Did she delete her blog or something? I know she was in the hospital and had a stroke, but what's going on now?

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Behold, the "peace president" you all voted for.

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RAAAAHHH EQUATORIAL GUINEA MENTIONED 🇬🇶🇬🇶🇬🇶🇬🇶🇬🇶

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You don't want Half Life 3.

Trust me.

It's going to come out and it's not only not going to live up to HL1 and HL2, but it's going to be absolutely terrible, and ruin the franchise.

In 5 years people will be treating it the way they treat the Star Wars sequel trilogy, like it's not even cannon.

It's just how these things go.

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This school shooting is brought to you by Charlie Kirk of Turning Point USA!

Let's make his memory live on forever, every time there's a school shooting.

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LOOK! A PRIDE FLAG!!! 😱😱😱

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I genuinely cannot believe these people are real

It's not even like it's hidden that well, it's literally just an ad for 7up, with the 50s caption cropped off the newspaper advertisement.

Not only that, but they're all SUCH losers that they think "house parties went away" because they literally just don't get invited to parties.

It's like being enamored with those drug commercials on TV today, and thinking that was real life.

Again, everybody knows these far-right, "traditional" (whatever that word means anymore) type people generally aren't the smartest, and most definitely lack critical thinking, but I never expected just HOW stupid, and just HOW easily marketable things are to them...

And just HOW much of absolute lifeless losers all of these people are.

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Let's see