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not a shishkabob & not a mom Jazz/18/NYC

[betype]

[thistallawkwardgirl-deactivated]

R u a top or a bottom?

I’m a mess.

[constance-jordan]

Honestly , no man is worth me right now. I’m too loyal. I’m too caring . I’m too beautiful. They don’t know how to treat me.

[tthumbelina]

when someone thinks you’re cool

[marieannelise]

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

[ammit420]

I feel like getting my college degree will be simultaneously a relief and extremely underwhelming

[ammit420]

“fiiiinally,  i can add a sentence to my resumé“

[ogchoppa]

Female will go on dates with you just because they’re hungry. They don’t even like you. 

[ambbarbie]

U taking me out cause u wanna fuck. U don’t even like me. 2 sides lmao

[angelmutual]

cum has drastically improved the quality of my life tbh like sure im failing classes and have no friends but at least my skin is smooth and i smell good

[angelmutual]

who changed this from piss to cum??? i hate this

[angelmutual]

okay who changed it from coconut oil to piss wtf

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Trust fall! 🔊

[killue]

why tha fuck so many porn blogs follow me…..wtf you tryna jack off to? my depression?? naruto? kermit the frog memez???.. what yhe Fuck

[kushandwizdom]

[nots-stuff]

me: u wanna fuck me?

boy: hell yeah when?

me: ummmmm nigga I was just checking

[pammiejr]

[v3nice]

Someone: Are you taken? Me: Ya for granted

[denvolnov]

[getfawked120-deactivated2023053]

u good lookin ppl need 2 stop appropriating ugly culture text posts yall dont know the struggle shut up

[nots-stuff]

When you think you're finally becoming popular on tumblr bc of all these new followers but find out that they're all porn blogs :^)