Noah van Amstel

Prince of the Netherlands. Here to have a good time. I may not be the oldest but I am the most handsome. -- this blog is not affiliated with daniel sharman --

[notsoholynoah-blog]

[TXT MSG]: how does it feel to be my accomplice for murder?

[TXT MSG]: Quite fun, really.

[TXT MSG]: Like we have the answers to a game of cluedo everyone is about to start playing.

[ivsienna]

notsoholynoah:

[TXT MSG]: Ahhhh come on, it would be hilarious. 

[TXT MSG]: But the less fun option would be to say we got hammered.

[TXT MSG]: That’d be nothing new 

[TXT MSG]: uh i’d rather not have people think that fiona and i are sharing a lover, thank you very much [TXT MSG]: sounds like a plan [TXT MSG]: so who are you really committing a crime with? [TXT MSG]: you and i both know that it wasn’t me

[notsoholynoah-blog]

[TXT MSG]: Wouldn’t exactly say I’m her lover anymore, so technically it wouldn’t be sharing ;)

[TXT MSG]: And well, it’s not a crime.

[TXT MSG]: But it’s also not my story to share, thankfully.

[notsoholynoah-blog]

[TXT MSG]: how does it feel to be my accomplice for murder?

[TXT MSG]: Quite fun, really.

[TXT MSG]: Like we have the answers to a game of cluedo everyone is about to start playing.

[ivsienna]

notsoholynoah:

[TXT MSG]: Well there’s one alibi everyone would believe if it came from me ;)

[TXT MSG]: Especially since you just said it was in the name of love

[TXT MSG]: think that was a typo, mate [TXT MSG]: you mean no one would believe it if it came from you?

[notsoholynoah-blog]

[TXT MSG]: Ahhhh come on, it would be hilarious. 

[TXT MSG]: But the less fun option would be to say we got hammered.

[TXT MSG]: That’d be nothing new 

[notsoholynoah-blog]

[TXT MSG]: how does it feel to be my accomplice for murder?

[TXT MSG]: Quite fun, really.

[TXT MSG]: Like we have the answers to a game of cluedo everyone is about to start playing.

[ivsienna]

[TXT MSG]: so what’s our alibi, partner in crime?

[notsoholynoah-blog]

[TXT MSG]: Well there’s one alibi everyone would believe if it came from me ;)

[TXT MSG]: Especially since you just said it was in the name of love

[notsoholynoah-blog]

[text] At least tell me you hid the body well....

[TXT MSG]: Of course I did. 

[TXT MSG]: Right under your bed.

[princessfifiblake-deactivated20]

[text] good. no one suspects the princess.

[text] now, are you going to tell me what those texts were really about?

[notsoholynoah-blog]

[TXT MSG]: Exactly what I was thinking.

[TXT MSG]: I would if it was my secret to share. 

[princessfifiblake-deactivated20]

[text] fair enough.

[text] you’re not in trouble, are you? because you know you can tell me if you need anything…

[notsoholynoah-blog]

[TXT MSG]: Can I use this opportunity to say I need you in my room for the night?

[TXT MSG]: I’m just kidding. 

[TXT MSG]: Nothing illegal has happened, I think. Just some stupid decisions. 

[notsoholynoah-blog]

[TXT MSG]: how does it feel to be my accomplice for murder?

[TXT MSG]: Quite fun, really.

[TXT MSG]: Like we have the answers to a game of cluedo everyone is about to start playing.

[notsoholynoah-blog]

[text] At least tell me you hid the body well....

[TXT MSG]: Of course I did. 

[TXT MSG]: Right under your bed.

[princessfifiblake-deactivated20]

[text] good. no one suspects the princess.

[text] now, are you going to tell me what those texts were really about?

[notsoholynoah-blog]

[TXT MSG]: Exactly what I was thinking.

[TXT MSG]: I would if it was my secret to share. 

[notsoholynoah-blog]

[text] At least tell me you hid the body well....

[TXT MSG]: Of course I did. 

[TXT MSG]: Right under your bed.

[cassie-hq-blog]

murder mystery

careful with your phones babes because we have some sticky hands around here. you never know who might get ahold of them and leak your messages. today’s victim? netherlands’ very own prince noah. and don’t think that i missed your little confession to gabby last night, jude. you know i’m always watching. but i wasn’t born yesterday, sweetheart. i know better than to buy that this was about a murder coverup. it has to be juicier than that. so @notsoholynoah and @heyyy-jude, won’t you share what you two are hiding?

[notsoholynoah-blog]

Can’t expect me to spill my secrets to a stranger now, can you? You’d have to get to know me much better than this to earn that privilege. 

[notsoholynoah-blog]

Romance: leather or lace?

There’s a right place and time for everything, anon.

[notsoholynoah-blog]

Why is your name not so holy?

Since my parents named me after this whole biblical story thing, some people seem to link my name to that sort of image. Figured I might help them out by letting them know up front that they shouldn’t be expecting anything like that from me. 

[notsoholynoah-blog]

What is the most insulting thing that you've said on purpose?

Like most of my best moments, this particular one starts when I was drunk as hell. There was this one girl in my group of friends that I didn’t particularly get along with. She’d been making our night hell by making us all wait on her as she changed outfits ten times in a row. So when she came out the last time and asked ‘Does this make my ass look big?’ I told her, ‘No, but it does offer a necessary distraction from your face.’ 

[notsoholynoah-blog]

how fun is it to stir the pot?

I’d say it’s quite fun, you should give it a try.

[princessfifiblake-deactivated20]

notsoholynoah:

Thanks for the offer, but it’s way more fun without the strings attached. And no worries Fi, I don’t think any girl like that exists. 

That’s too bad. After all, you’re quite a catch, babe.

[notsoholynoah-blog]

Well, if you stick around long enough I might get used to having you around. 

[misslexacole-deactivated2018072]

I’m officially up

I think I slept my hangover away! 

[notsoholynoah-blog]

Body shots? Shit, did I miss all the fun again?

[notsoholynoah-blog]

how fun is it to stir the pot?

I’d say it’s quite fun, you should give it a try.

[princessfifiblake-deactivated20]

princeykentworth3rd:

What?  Should I be getting rings and a preacher for the two of you?

Originally posted by taroneggsy-ton

Oh, don’t worry. I doubt I’m the girl who is going to get Noah van Amstel to settle down. 

[notsoholynoah-blog]

Thanks for the offer, but it’s way more fun without the strings attached. And no worries Fi, I don’t think any girl like that exists. 

[notsoholynoah-blog]

Thoughts on long-distance relationships?

I mean, relationships are trouble enough as it is. Why get one without the fun? 

[notsoholynoah-blog]

You find out that your best friend is hiding something from you. Do you confront them about it or wait for them to open up to you?

I’ll just get them drunk enough to spill it 

[notsoholynoah-blog]

how fun is it to stir the pot?

I’d say it’s quite fun, you should give it a try.

[princessfifiblake-deactivated20]

notsoholynoah:

You know me well, Fi.

Too well, some might say.

[notsoholynoah-blog]

Lucky I don’t care what people say then.