not_talking_to_myself_its_a_soliloquy

she/ they 💓💛💙. reverting to my old high school account due to the eventual downfall of it all 🖤🖤 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉

[hapalopus]

It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.

[breelandwalker]

Also impressive how quickly and thoroughly people who previously loved his work have disowned it, stopped buying it, and stopped discussing it.

Wish Rowling's fans would do the same.

[hapalopus]

^^^

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[too-hilarious]

I want a doot doot

[surferbobby16-blog]

Y'all better be shittin me

[awkward-scarfy-boi-deactivated2]

do it

[psychlocked]

give me doot doot

[pride-on-a-string]

Please??

[sulferandwater-deactivated20211]

We might break this person

[yetizeus]

doot doot?

[generic-blog-name-69]

Can I have one?

[life-is-arrowing]

gimme a d o o t d o o t

[jesus-christ-super-ace]

doot doot

[finns-glitter-glue-deactivated2]

OH?

[thecrabbybarista]

UPDATE

[parkerpeter24]

I bet I won’t.

[halfblood-princess-505-deactiva]

How bout me?:)

[marvelousell]

Hm🤔

[marvelousell]

OKAY UPDATE SKSKSKS

[holylulusworld]

Okay. Here we go. 😂

UPDATE: 2.253.862 notes and I still got one!

[retromotherfuckers]

i want a doot doot

[god-of-the-sun-hyperion]

I just want a lil doot doot😓

[odysseuscore-deactivated2024081]

im curious..

[just--a--random--human--being]

can i get one?

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

do me :3

[green-tea217-deactivated2024122]

Ok but is it true?

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

it took a little bit to get doot dooted for me

[icyredrose]

I gotta test this

[janmutelokan]

mmh

[swallowtailpenis]

doot doot?

[thatparablog2]

I wanna doot doot real‼️‼️

[del3tingalltracezz-deactivated2]

doot doot/

[th3-pr0ph3tt]

…i wanna b dooted :<

[hmmmourhwash-deactivated2025052]

Im testing if its scam or not

[k4bby]

gimme gimme

[wheezecheese]

I don’t believe you

[v11v1-en]

there’s no way

[v11v1-en]

???

[blaxolt]

reblogging 3 times for science

[rinatepaste]

i need to know

[phorbolicious]

…Does this still work?

[warmfuzz-ies]

Uhh

[ho-ho-homosxual]

yo wait does this actually still work???

[stanley-the-coolest]

DOOT DOOT

[the-evil-possum-deactivated2025]

:0 doot doot?

[justshinythings]

i must say, i am curious to see what becomes of this

[smolwriter]

doot doot?

[tearsofthefungus]

Aint no way

[helpmemiku]

i wonder….

[snipemeout]

is it still around?

[helpmemiku]

it is! I got the ask today lol

[purgatory-waiting-room-offical]

hmm.

[blooket-offical-deactivated2025]

for science!

[community-notes-real]

Readers Added Context:

There’s literally no way

[nottalkingtomyselfitsasoliloquy]

Rebloging skeptically

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

reblog to give prev a little sticker and tell them you’re proud of them

[nottalkingtomyselfitsasoliloquy]

[ember-not-amber]

Me fighting the urge not to bring up the similarities between the whole “everyone has to follow their destinies vs. everyone should be able to choose if they want to follow their destinies” Ever After High discourse and pro-life vs. pro-choice discourse happening irl when I see other EAH fans talking about Royals & Rebels in any way online

[spaghettihell]

Morgan freeman more like origami demon

[nottalkingtomyselfitsasoliloquy]

Go on ??!?!

[ouroborosmoons-deactivated20260]

[towerofglass]

sending bad vibes

[sillyness-incarnate]

Reblog to give your depression to Elon Musk

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[elljayvee]

Genuinely don't know what it's called but there's a particular way of violating reality that doesn't work. For example, I am willing to accept an omegaverse university AU of nearly any fandom you care to name (except, for some reason, Sherlock, because I have an inexplicable hatred for unilock). However, a lot of Star Wars university AUs specifically fail on this aspect: they make Anakin an engineering PhD student and Obi-Wan something like literature or classics, and then they make Anakin his TA or GA.

You can't do that. Absolutely not. Anakin is unqualified for that and a university would not do it in any case. A university would literally hire a junior or senior undergraduate workstudy student to do as much of that work as possible first. They would do NOTHING other than do that and make the prof do all his own grading.

Is there a name for "I will accept [wild fantasy premise] but not [ordinary wrong thing]?" Please tell me there's a name for this. Probably someone who studies lit will know? I'm a systems person I don't know from lit theory just like Anakin

[tzikeh]

No idea if there's a formal name but I think of it as "you have to play by the rules of the universe you create". Like okay, I'll buy that Superman can fly into outer space because those are the rules set up by the Superman universe and so the author and audience both agree that this can happen in the story. The minute Superman picks up a human woman and flies her into space with him, the author broke the compact they made with the audience and now that story is bad.

[penwiper26]

Ironically, the wikipedia article for verisimilitude cites Superman as an example

[elljayvee]

I think "it violates the rules of verisimilitude" is as good a name for it as any

[pluckyredhead]

It's walruses vs. fairies. If a fairy shows up at my door, okay, fine, I don't know how fairies work. But a walrus is not qualified to be TA for a lit class.

[pyracantha14]

The fact that the last three sentences added here made complete sense to me instantly is making me feel some kind of way

[drchucktingle]

Sisyphus is exhausted. Day after day, he’s tasked with rolling an enormous boulder up the mountainside in his underworld neighborhood, just to find it right back where it started the next morning. He’s started tuning things out, which works, but it also causes him to miss out on the good while he ignores the bad.

But things change when the boulder speaks up, revealing himself to be a handsome living stone named Blimm. As attraction sizzles between Sisyphus and Blimm, Sisyphus must confront the reality of his situation, and find happiness in the chaos.

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This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on gay sentient boulder action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and living rock love.

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[nottalkingtomyselfitsasoliloquy]

Another masterpiece by Chuck

[kaijuno]

[radicalgalaxxy]

[skyinide]

[afronerdism]

This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life

[thepioden]

[fozmeadows]

I AM WHEEZING

[skyinide]

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMFG

[french-horn-offical]

no :3

[transmutationdice]

CMY Dice Set

A set made with only the colours cyan, magenta and yellow, which combine to create a full rainbow.

Numbers still to be painted.

[nottalkingtomyselfitsasoliloquy]

*puts

them in my mouth*

[kaijuno]

“Do u hate me”

Yes babe now come back to bed

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

my tummy hurts and im going to hell for heresy

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

okay it was an accident he looked like a cake pop. dont tell the vatican

[nottalkingtomyselfitsasoliloquy]

I regret to inform you you've lost the game

[rustandruin]

the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

[freesiadotcom]

inspired by the scariest words my dm has ever said to me and the subsequent coolest (AND SCARIEST) scene of my life