hmmmmm you. your gonna be first because youre asleep and i think its a good idea to wake you up. so wake up
-jh
Hhng... O-Oh. Shit, why are you down here...? Can't we sleep?
no. because you look like cesar therefore i feel justified in annoying the shit out of you. anyways this is an interview i need your name
...You know my name.
. i dont actually. i actually havent seen you around yet. h. whens the last time you left this basement ?
I don't leave...? Cesar doesn't like to see me.
ohhhh cesar doesnt like you. okay that makes you cool actually. is it because youre taking his form? why did you stop?
...Oh. You aren't Mark, are you?
. you just noticed this now
well okay uh. yeah im not lol. names joel. im his cousin
You look an awful lot like him.
yeah. cuz were cousins. you good man
Yes, just... What do you want?
look okay. i need to work double time if im doing this job alone. you are my test subject
I am absolutely not a test subject. What are you talking about. What "job."
my job. getting this info out to the entire world and making obscene amounts of money off of it. making viral youtube videos about smoking weed with alternates. unrelated question do you smoke weed
Okay, no, absolutely not. You aren't touching me, nor are you interviewing my siblings. I don't need them high as shit on top of... whatever they're already on.
the stuff that makes them think im a wizard you mean.
A lack of comprehensive thinking. Yes. What did you do, may I ask, to make them think you're a... um, "wizard?"
i used a fuckin lighter to smoke a blunt. apparently they dont know how gas fires work and they think people use "magic" for stoves and whatever
Of course they think that. You'll have to excuse them, they're sweeter than they seem... You're Joel? I'm Atlas.
uh. nice to meet you. i guess. sorry that sounded so fake when i said it. so do you three just hang out here all day?
They go out and... eat bugs. I stay here because I'm almost sure if Cesar saw me, I might be dead.
.
eat bugs.
Yes. Eat bugs.
what is their problem. theyre like if five year olds were covered in blood
They... sure are something.



















