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mrdiegofuentes‌:

“I was doing the thing where I was being super stealthy and I didn’t notice…” Diego tried to reply, but he was struggling to stay conscious with all the blood rushing to his head. “Could you maybe cut me down? One bro to another? You know, before I black out?”

As funny as this was to see his best friend dangling upside down, Diego made a pretty strong point about passing out and really, Matt didn’t want that to happen. “Yeah, hang on,” he said, pulling his rapier from it’s sheath. He cut at the rope holding his friend, being very careful to lower the guy down carefully so as not to let him hit his head. “You good?”

#chat #diego

dontcallmetheodora‌:

Kale smoothie. It tastes like extra bitter grass.

“I love Kale smoothies.” He looked at his own empty glass for a second before offering it to Teddy. “We could trade, if you wanted? Unless- Unless you’re drinking it for a reason, in which case, forget I offered, I can just get my own, it’s- it’s fine.”

#chat #teddy

valeria-da-silva

Wait. You guys don’t have saunas?

notwhatimurtaugh

valeria-da-silva‌:

“And a spa.”

“I thought that was a normal thing?”

“No. No, definitely not.” Matt paused, his eyes bugging out a second later. “Not- not that I’m saying you’re not normal. It’s just, uh, we only have a set of showers and I think that’s what most.... um... camps have.”

#chat #valeria

mrdiegofuentes‌:

I swear, that trap came out of nowhere…

“Diego, dude,” Matt found himself laughing at the sight of his friend dangling upside down. “How did you miss that trap?”

#chat #diego

dontcallmetheodora‌:

Healthy stuff just has to taste rank.

“Oh, it’s not that bad.” Matt was personally a fan of the healthy stuff, though he could chalk that up to his childhood. “Come on, what are you drinking?”

#chat #teddy #//siblinnnngsss

dancingdaphne‌:

I’m just taking a break today, my leg really hurts…

“Are- Uh.. are you okay? I can grab you something, if you need it, or, or I could do nothing if you’d prefer that too.”

#chat #daphne

valeria-da-silva

Wait. You guys don’t have saunas?

notwhatimurtaugh

valeria-da-silva‌:

“No, we just have- Wait, do you guys have saunas?” He tried to imagine what it’d be like, having a sauna, but he couldn’t wrap his head around it.

#chat #valeria

Ignore everything beneath this on the blog!

#ooc #rip i wanted matts blog to be the main one #but i didn't wanna delete percys stuff #so everything underneath this is percy stuff

notwhatimurtaugh

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notwhatimurtaugh

owlabeth:

Well, there’s no way I’m going to beat a slobbered upon toy.

How do you feel about being second place?

#chat #annabeth

thecottonproject

Look at that riiiiiing~

#scrapbook #leo #jason #frank #SCREAMINS

notwhatimurtaugh

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notwhatimurtaugh

owlabeth:

[After successfully stealing a sizable amount of food, as well as a basket from the Demeter cabin and a blanket from the Hypnos cabin, Annabeth and Percy were walking down the shore.] What did you do with Sally, Paul and Jane?

We went to the beach and had blue smores, and Jane gave me a toy she slobbered on. It was really cute.

#chat #annabeth

notwhatimurtaugh

What is this?

notwhatimurtaugh

owlabeth:

Yeah, I know. [She took his hand and pulled him along.] I bribed one of the kitchen harpies to look the other way for about 15 minutes. We gotta go quickly.