drinking wine and judging people

Alex. 27. NYC. student. I'm smarter than I am tall. Stuff I blog about: Bob's Burgers, Game of Thrones, American Horror Story, Bates Motel, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, The Mindy Project, Happy Endings, and really anything that I find delightful.

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Fake clickbait headlines from The Good Place.

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my short arcadia fanfic

mulder, unloading a box of dinnerware: SCULLY FLYING SAUCER THINK FAST scully: what are y- *gets hit with a plate* mulder: oh god oh my god oh my god YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CATCH IT OH MY GO D OH MY GOD OH MY GOD [starts crying]

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Jurassic World: Evolution video game trailer (x)

Me watching this:

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Louise’s Last Will and Testament

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30 Rock | Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

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remember that catfish episode where she catfished her cousin bc he called her a fat ass kelly price 3 years ago

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You know what else she did, she bloody did a horror movie plot twist, where she called the show to investigate whomever was cat fishing her cousin, so basically everyone that they were investigating to the cat fish was a red herring by her, leading to the climax of the episode where it was revealed that she was the one cat fishing him lol

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Gone Girl (2014), David Fincher

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I'm so cool.

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Maxwell, perhaps I’m being overly sensitive, but I think Niles has it in for me.

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Killer Kuchi Kopi

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Did this bitch say “congraturitos”

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