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Indie Dr. Horrible RP Account. Multiverse&Multiship. Semi-Selective

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My horrible senses are tingling 

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alxrians-blog​:

“…Fair enough. Still, gloves can get germy too.”

“Do you want to try this or not?”

[alxrians]

“Please tell me you’re joking.”

“Do you have any idea how many germs your hands can pick up in just a couple of hours?”

[nowdrhorribleishere]

He looked at his hands. Then back at her. Then raised his hands. “I wear gloves.” Hey, he might be evil but he cares about hygiene.

[seafoamsthetic]

MY FAVORITE VINES a sentence starter - 1/???

❝ What the FUCK is up ___? No– what did you SAY, what the FUCK dude? Step the FUCK up ____. ❞

❝ You have been stopped! ❞

❝ You better watch out, you better watch oUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH–. ❞

❝ Today my brother pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. Benefits of killing him would be I’d get pushed way less. ❞

❝ Well now, calm down, we don’t wanna panic at the disco. ❞

❝ Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle? ❞

❝ Oh my god, why can’t you just take the freakin’ complimEEEENT? ❞

❝ What the FUCK _____? ❞

❝ That’s is NOT correct. Because according to the encyclopedia of _____. ❞

❝ STOOOOP. I could have dropped my croissant! ❞

❝ Okay you know what, you’re on time out! Get on top of the fridge! Get up there! ❞

❝ This house is a fucking NIGHTMARE” ❞

❝ Honey that’s a flyer for a lawn service . ❞

❝ Hey hey hey, kids, kids! … [MUSE’S NAME IN ALL CAPS]!!! … Honey can you be quiet, I’m just trying to do something. ❞

❝ On all levels except physical, I am a wolf. ❞

❝ I won’t hesitate, bitch. ❞

❝ Road work ahead? Uh, YEAH, I sure hope it does! ❞

❝ I love you, bitch! I ain’t gonna ever stop loving you– BITCH! ❞

❝ Waddup, I’m ____ I’m [age] and I never fucking learned how to read. ❞

❝ Miss me with that gay shit. ❞

❝ Go back to sleep, and STARVE. ❞

❝ This is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you! ❞

❝ ___ stop. Stop. ___ stop, you’re going to get in trouble. ❞

❝ I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me! ❞ 

❝ Waaait a minute. Who are you? ❞

❝ I’ve never been to oovoo javer. ❞

❝ How do you know what’s good for me? ❞

❝ That’s my opINIOOOOOOON! ❞

❝ Ah, fuck– I can’t believe you’ve done this. ❞

[sobbing] ❝ I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets. ❞

❝ Uuh, I’m not finished. ❞

❝ First off, let’s— oh my God, can you let me do what I need to do? ❞

❝ Hey, turn off the flash you fucking moron! ❞ 

[newtonpermetersquare]

And now, what Schrödinger?

[nowdrhorribleishere]

“You can totally go to a lab without any protection, in fact I dare you to do it.”

[ridleydaisy]

[nowdrhorribleishere]

“It was a small explotion, no big deal.”

[approvers]

[effulgentpoet]

endless list of favorites:

DR. HORRIBLE’S SING-ALONG BLOG (2008)

And I won’t feel a thing.

[rpmusings-galore]

I remember that night.         I just might          REGRET that night for the rest         of my days.

[ineedtherpmesmes]

First Meeting / Icebreakers

“Hi, I’m ______.”

“Oh fuck! Are you okay?”

“Crap! Sorry about that! Wasn’t looking where I was going. Here, I’ll get you a new jacket…”

“Need a ride?”

“How are you?”

“Seems like we’re gonna be stuck on this train for an extra three hours.”

“What’s your name?”

“Thank you.”

“You just saved my life!”

“Move the fuck out of my way.”

“Watch where you’re going!”

“Asshole.”

“Would you like anything?”

“You’re gorgeous.”

“Do I know you?”

“Uh, that’s my spot.”

“Oh, God, sorry! Let me buy you a new one.”

“Is that your dog? He is so CUTE!”

“Here, take my seat. You look tired.”

“Checking in?”

“Can I sit here?”

“May I buy you a drink?”

“I can spot you, if you want.”

“How’d you even get stuck in a locker, anyway?”

“Can you turn it down?! Some of us are trying to sleep!”

“Hi, I’m your new roommate.”

“I think I found your dog. Is he yours?”

“You look cold, take my jacket.”

“Hey, I think the mailman gave me your mail by mistake? [Name], right?”

“You’ve had a guy/girl over every night this week! And you’re really loud! You know how I know? I know because I live below you!”

“So, your kid apparently punched my kid in the face.”

“Bride or groom?”

“Can you switch seats with me? I can’t see!”

“Okay, look, if you’re gonna be airsick, aim the other way.”

“[Sir/Ma'am], if you don’t stop being rude to me, I’m going to give you decaf.”

“Don’t drink that! I saw some guy slip something in there.”

“Hey, is he bothering you?”

“Don’t give up your day job.”

“…Dude, your fly’s down.”

“I think you have the wrong number.”

“I’m [muse’s child]’s teacher.”

“[Muse’s child/younger sibling] was in my yard again!”

“Get out of here! This is my hiding spot!”

“YOUR STUPID MUTT RIPPED UP MY YARD AGAIN!”

“SHUT UP. And learn to stay on key.”

“Good Evening/Afternoon/Morning/Day/Night.”

“Watch where you’re going!”

“Is this seat taken?”

“Here you dropped this.”

“You remind me of someone.”

“Will you be taking this?”

“May I take your order?”

“How are you?”

“You look familiar, have we met before?”

“Be careful next time.”

“Hey, could you help me?”

“Help me!”

“I’m so sorry!”

“Are you alright?!”

“I know we’ve never met, but I think you’re beautiful.”

“I think I may have seen you before…”

“Hey! Watch it!”

“Oh my god are you okay?”

“Have we met…?”

“Were you at that one party?”

“Remember me?”

“I know you don’t know me but I love your shirt.”

“Quick, pretend to look like you’re talking to me.”

“Hey, is that your dog?”

“Service takes forever here.”

“Don’t mean to sound cliche, but do you come here often?”

“I wouldn’t sit there if I were you.”

“This is gonna be a long plane ride.”

“Can you turn that music down?”

“People are trying to sleep!”

“I’m your new neighbour.”

“Is that who I think it is?”

“Be quiet!”

“Is that your son/daughter?”

“I’ve read about you.“ 

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starter call!

[nowdrhorribleishere]

Doctor Horrible was trying to fix one of his ray machines, so focused on what he was working on he didn’t notice a knock on the door. He always worked with his gloves but not this time because it was hot and the gloves made his hand sweat so he took them off and got a little shock. Ouch. And that’s when he noticed not the knock, it was banging on the door now. Rolling his eyes he went and answer the door. “Whatever you’re selling, I don’t want it.”

[rpmemes-galore]

Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog  {Sentence Starters}

“Can you really hear me?”

“There’s no time for mercy.”

“I’ll bend the world to our will.”

“You’re beginning to fear me…”

“Well, now your world is mine.”

“Wow, sarcasm. That’s original.”

“Dude. You’re NOT my nemesis.”

“So you think justice has a voice?”

“Seems destiny ends with me saving you.”

“I just might sleep with the same girl twice.”

“Did you notice he threw you into garbage?!”

“Look, I’m just trying to change the world, ok?”

“The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.”

“Don’t plan the plan, if you can’t follow through.”

“Stop pretending, Take the chance to build a brand new day.”

“There’s no happy ending… So they say, not for me anyway.”

“Why can’t they see what I see? Why can’t they hear the lies?”

“I cannot believe my eyes… how the world’s filled with filth and lies.”

“Any dolt with half a brain can see that humankind has gone insane.”

“And by the way it’s not about making money, it’s about taking money.”

“A heinous crime, a show of force… a murder would be nice of course.”

“They say it’s better the second time. They say you get to do the weird stuff.”

“Stand back everyone, nothing here to see! Just imminent danger and, in the middle of it, me!”

[nowdrhorribleishere]

@cryomutant​​ asked: “Is there a reason you’ve been following me for an hour?” Terrible First Meetings. || Accepting.

“What? Following you? Nono, I wasn’t following you. We are coincidentally walking the same direction for the past hour. Wait, are you following me? Creep.” Yes. Nice save.