aesthetics in text form

18+ a collection of text posts that range from wholesome to intimate to sexual.

[try5t]

MUCH weirder MUCH nerdier in real life

[achillieus]

modern dating is embarrassing i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he’s the local hot priest who will question god because of me)

[bigchump1994]

Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

[maykitz]

arms tied above head wins horniest arrangement at torturers' choice awards

[samtf]

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

[anxietyproblem]

[t4tloustat]

i love u pretty boys i love u guys who present masc but like being called pretty i love u trans men who enjoy being feminine i love u gnc men

[oliviawebsite]

im suckin on her belly/fupa area like a plecostomus in the damn fish tank!

[teh-nos]

re-reading my own fic because the author has exactly my taste in tropes, ships the same ships in the right way, and also shares my sense of humour. what a find, what a revelation. i hope they write more of this sort of thing.

[mircalla]

you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

[eastgaysian]

the experience of animal in your house never gets old. fuck yes dude there's an animal in here. did you guys know about the animal

[c-is-for-circinate]

Came back wrong? How about came back right, except that the world you came back to is wrong. Came back just like waking up from a long nap only to find that the people who love you broke themselves into shards and bloody bargains to get you back.

There are new stains that nobody will explain, hidden beneath the rug in the upstairs hallway. Your mother's left eye is clouded and strange. The cat no longer goes near your brother. There's a sharp-edged shadow now, under your lover's smile.

Everybody says you must be remembering wrong, but your sense of smell is just as good as ever. The closet that used to smell like cedar and cinnamon smells like sulfur, now, and nobody will tell you why.

[femalefemur]

me @ my mutuals

[qifreynothing]

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

[qifreynothing]

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

[kafk-a]

[glumshoe]

few things are worse than mistaking situational tolerance for friendship

[argumate]

situational tolerance, that’s a good one.

[alkthash]

Adulthood: Finding out that most of your childhood friendships were situational tolerances born from school. Only to go on and find new situational tolerances at work.

[argumate]

here’s to situational toleranceship!

[truestoriesaboutme]

Maybe the real situational tolerances were the friends we made along the way!

[catmask]

really cannot stand 'well thats just the way the world is' mentality. okay until it isnt. until it changes. you and me are part of 'the world' and im not accepting it sucks. ill keep trying to make it better and in that way the 'world' i was part of is better. dummy