this guy is a football

"yeah but what about frobin" natsu hollers from the back of the crowd. suddenly its cyrils show and her boyfriend is on his arm now. hes also old and cyrils a boy toy. r/s: dating lucy [ affiliated with fairy retail ]

[ntasu]

say something im giving up on u 

[ntasu]

fuck 

[ntasu]

this movie fucks me up because my mom always sits next to me like "see this is why i should always know what ur doing on the internet" and im like UUUGH

[ntasu]

cyberbu//y is on. Joy

[ntasu]

you cant outrun the gay gray

[ntasu]

why ya gotta play me like this

[forescapismonly]

[ntasu]

*gray voice* Dick me

DICK ME GRAY 

[ntasu]

[ntasu]

it’s phgoo!

[fullbustarhymes]

that’s so phgoo!

[ntasu]

it's phgoo!

[ntasu]

"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"

[ntasu]

inigo is god i go to church now

[ntasu]

inverseaversa replied to your post:the king has Returned

really where

[ntasu]

gray continued le smirky smirk and FROZE HIS FUCKING DICK

[kasaiii-blog]

oh, gosh, i can’t believe you caught me….

the truth is…

me and natsu are both gay for umi and gray 

[vitaire-blog]

gray and natsu were totally makin out in the middle of the guild bc no one was there and they both thought it’d be tres funny 2 just fuckin go for it and see if they got caught bc idk it was some fetish kink thing like they were voyeur advocates or something gay or w/e but w/e like thats what they were and i have no problems with that bc gay is a-ok in fact gay is a++++ i like gay hetero is the gross one destroy heteros everywhere is what i think tbh but anyways gray and natsu were making out and stuff and suddenly natsu felt this fire in his stomach and he was all

“g-gray-kun w tf is happening i feel HOT????”

and gray did le smirky smirk and said “natsu-chan u have a bonER because ur actually irl hot for me????” a nd natsu looked down and there was a fucking IRL DRAGON IN HIS PANTS and it was ‘standing up’ if u know what i mean and natsu blushed and stuttered and gray continued le smirky smirk and FROZE HIS FUCKING DICK and that idk that fucking did it for natsu he just fucking

???? **&&#($&(& right there because it REVVED HIS ENGINES

and all the while umi and sienna were watching this and doing the frickle as well bc theyre gay for each other as well so it was basically a fucking gay fest the end

[fullbustarhymes]

NEENER NEENER NEENER NATSU’S A WEINER