In your head poking at the soft bits

Proudly messing with the Space/Time Continuum as you once knew it.

[mrscratch0753]

It’s father’s day, and I have no real time to finish this, but I wanted all my Trekkie friends and family all around the world to have this. ANTON YELCHIN 1989-2016 mrscratch0753.tumblr.com

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[threesmorefun]

Nope. Didn’t see that coming.

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nuckingfutbar this reminded me of you. Because sometimes, out of nowhere, you slip Dune in to our conversations…

[nuckingfutbar]

Bless the Maker and all His Water. Bless the coming and going of Him, May His passing cleanse the world. May He keep the world for his people. And nom a few donkeys while at it.

[imagesbyterig]

This was the “Happy Birthday Daddy” pic we took two years ago for my hubby’s birthday…. So, until she is awake, to take another, here’s a throwback…. We love you! #happyday #happybaby #happygirl #happybirthdaydaddy #happybirthdayhubby #ilovemyfamily #altmom

[imagesbyterig]

nuckingfutbar We love you! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

[nuckingfutbar]

This Slayer of Bad Dreams/Role Model (poor, poor Christina)/Husband/Royal Pain in the Arse is humbled and blessed. Love you two too.

[nuckingfutbar]

For those of you who may have been wondering why I have been somewhat amiss in my commenting/ranting/obligatory snorting. The photo should explain much. Or just ask imagesbyterig

[huffpost]

Studies show that women apologize more than men, often for perfectly reasonable acts like, you know, taking up space. 

So watch this Pantene commercial here to inspire you to stop saying sorry for no reason. 

[imagesbyterig]

I do this! And it even drives nuckingfutbar crazy!

[nuckingfutbar]

Only YOU can prevent forest fires. Say NO to crack. STOP apologizing for everything. Words to live by. ’Twas a very short drive anyway eh? imagesbyterig

[imagesbyterig]

The most amazing thing that ever happened to me, was becoming a mom. She makes me smile and laugh and fills my heart. #ilovemylife #ilovemydaughter #instatoddler #happygirl #happymama #altmom

[nuckingfutbar]

I am not without a certain bias on this topic

[reginaa-phalange]

[baguetttes]

this is how false information on tumblr works

[aber-flyingtiger]

Literally

[imagesbyterig]

nuckingfutbar

[nuckingfutbar]

Oh I know. Now let's go out and buy us some solar panels so we can DRAIN THE SUN THE SUMBITCH!!!1

[magicalnaturetour]

[thefrogman]

Photographed by Lessy Sebasatian/HotSpot Media

[imagesbyterig]

FROG!!!! nuckingfutbar

[nuckingfutbar]

Mellow Frog is feeling quite...mellow

[imagesbyterig]

This is the kind of day we have had with @Nucking_Futbar #ilovemylife #bestkidever #cuddles #love #instatoddler #kisses #cute #angel

[nuckingfutbar]

If you ever wonder...this is why

[angry90slesbian]

[xmobwife-deactivated20140528]

I JUST DIED OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

[imagesbyterig]

nuckingfutbar When we were dating….

[nuckingfutbar]

imagesbyterig I do believe I did jump through a few more hoops than him to get to you but we get the gist of it

[imagesbyterig]

My little girl, engrossed in #TronLegacy , and a snack. She loves that movie! @Nucking_Futbar is definitely her dad! #happygirl #ilovemylife #bestkidever #altmom

[nuckingfutbar]

Indeed

[nuckingfutbar]

My 2 y.o. daughter loves watching @PriceIsRight with @DrewFromTV

[imagesbyterig]

Happy Birthday to our wonderful daughter. I love you more than life itself and you’re growing way too fast! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🎂🎉🎁 #daughter #diamond #angel #love #happy #happygirl #altmom #altparents #altkids #princess #mommyslittlegirl

[nuckingfutbar]

She definitely has my genes for height. Thankfully yours for her looks.

[mello-dramatic]

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

[subvertcliche-archived-deactiva]

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

[iuweqnc4ew]

they really do mean everyone

[nuckingfutbar]

This should be fun

[nuckingfutbar]

Getting ready for a minion based birthday bash. The wife ( imagesbyterig ) and I were up to 4am drawing and getting stuff planned. My contribution being the Ba-na-na!

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Doing the Doh. Friday afternoon Play-Doh® activities with my daughter.

[2headedsnake]

Yasuaki Onishi

hot glue art

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imagesbyterig W O W