Number Nine Rules

Part time alien, full time badass

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High School, as shown by Bellamy Blake

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I don’t want to be this good-looking and talented. We all have crosses to bear.

Nine (via incorrectlorienlegaciesquotes)

Damn right

[kiiiiiim]

“Confirmed production of a third season, although it is not clear when it will air or on what network.” The YJ fandom: *screaming* NOT FUCKING CARTOON NETWORK

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My money is on either CW or Netflix exclusive

[kylobendemption]

#bringbackwallywest2017

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So where is nine's arm now that it's not attached to his body

hanging out with number one, two, three, eight, and everything else that’s dead

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Bro

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Can you re-attach Nine's arm?

Mmmmm no

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Bruh

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Five: Sleep with both eyes open, you idiot. Nine: It’s one eye, you idiot. Five: Cut your chance in half, you idiot. Nine: Idiot.

If u put the two together, they’ll have three eyes and three arms

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Fuk u

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Who has the most fabulous hair of all the Garde

Uh me

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@number-nine-rules begs to differ

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It's obviously me, c'mon guys

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Marinia is actually Elsa

Pass it on

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Ella: *to Eight* So what are you doing after the war?

Nine: Oh god, if I hear one more thing about your stupid restaurant—

Eight: At least I have a plan! What's your plan after the war, Nine?

Nine: Go to your restaurant and rob it.

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How do you count to Ten in Loric?

DeadDeadDeadSadAloneNakedSadDeadArmlessChillin

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Now make me the winter soldier goddammit

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can someone please draw a fanart of lexa holding a “0 days since sam last crashed our plane” sign

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Oh my lore I need this.

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Jesus Christ @samgoodeofficial

[milesnsmiles]

Lost

Guys, I wrote a stohn fic.

[milesnsmiles]

Keep reading

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I am intrigued

[jacobuy]

I love you(r dog)

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Nine be like to John: @ninesboyfriendfrommars

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Me

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The funny part about this whole thing is Sam using the apocalypse to date way out of his league.

[samgoodeofficial]

Woah woah woah would you like me to go over all the girls you have so wonderfully dated?

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I’m in a relationship with my pipe staff. And killing Mogs.

[samgoodeofficial]

Didn’t five take that staff and use it to kill five?

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Shut up nerd

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u know john and nine were probably having sex on the regular

I don’t remember writing that

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That’s because you never liked my ideas

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Sex is not an idea, Jay

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What the hell is going on!? Who's Jay!? I am confuze

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Why didn't you give nine his own pov in the books? He's kinda my spirit animal bro

Bro

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yES thAnK YoU