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A collection of our favorite aliens saying and doing stupid shit inspired by other things

[knaveofmogadore]

Being a Lorien Legacies fan is like…there’s a clown, loose in the library.  And you keep checking Discord all day long going “where’s the clown what’d the clown do now…” 

Not all the updates are bad, sometimes they’re just odd! You’ll get a message saying that the first several covers were plagiarized and you’ll go, “I didn’t know he knew anything about American Abstract Art History!”

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Do you ever feel like a paper bag?

Adam

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[Adam visiting the Academy]

Nine: btw there are no weapons allowed on campus

Adam: fine *drops knives on table*

Six: All of them

Adam: ugh fiiinnnee *drops grenades*

John: all of them

Adam: *slowly pulls big ass sword from his coat and drops it*

[awkward silence]

Nine: WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU KEEPING THAT

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Adam: I’m going to play a song called “My life so far”

Adam: *screams*

[doodlesandbooks-deactivated2024]

I saw this really cute lorien legacies incorrect quotes thing and decided to draw it (its really rough and sketchy but nevermind) 

Sam: * in leather jacket with studs*

 so Six, I hear you like bad boys… 

Six: I don’t 

Sam: *taking off leather jacket* Oh! oh good!

[knaveofmogadore]

Happy birthday Lorien Legacies Fandom!! We're old enough to own a DS!!!!!!!

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Six, exhausted and 10 seconds away from falling asleep:

Sam: Would you stay with me if we woke up tomorrow and my arms and legs were gone?

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He died doing what he loved: running away from his problems.

One, about Hannu

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Adam: “I can’t see the top of my head so I wouldn’t know”

Marina: “No one can see the top of your head except god”

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John: Aw man my crocs tanned my feet weird

Sarah: You deserve to be reminded of your crimes

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I was late for class because I was helping worms on the sidewalk after it rained, sir.

Caleb

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Rex: I’m not leaving anyone behind.

Adam: Since when?

Rex: Since now! Don’t ask me why! I suddenly feeling like being selfless and heroic.

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Loridas: Look, whoever Setrakus used to be and the guy he is now, I don’t think he’s the kind you save. I think he’s the kind you stop.

Pittacus: I don’t know if I can do that.

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Sam: Is anyone else scared?

John: Not really. I've already lived longer than I expected.

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Marina: *Talking bad about herself*

Six: Hey, watch it. That's my girlfriend you're talking about.

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Caleb: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

[punches a wall]

Caleb: Take me to the hospital.

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Five: rats laugh when tickled

Duan Phen:

Duan Phen: is there a right way to respond