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indigesti0n

I FOUND THIS TWITTER AND THEY LITERALLY ONLY POST ABOUT BREAD

LIKE THEY SEARCH “BREAD” ON TWITTER AND JUST REPLY TO EVERYTHING

THEY ALSO TWEET BAND MEMBERS ABOUT BREAD

AND THEY SHUT DOWN SEXIST PIGS. USING BREAD.

JUST. OMG

indigesti0n

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

pendejx-deactivated20200323

You know everyone can see you made the Twitter account because theres a delete button right?

sacred-portal

saltykingsalty

momo-de-avis

Im losing my shit

bunnywand-archive

we only use the quietest of potatoes to make our famous “hush browns” 🤫

sapropel

I open my tumblr app and read this post, and I let it wash over me like the gentle tide. I know that when I die, this post, like the sweetest of sea foams, will be there to take me lovingly into the depths.

bearhole-deactivated20251019

laslloronas

suigintou

it must be said the ancient greeks got a little funny with it

cryoverkiltmilk

Parry this, you filthy Macedonian.

moon111111

leptys-deactivated20180625

you telling me americans don’t have these tasty little morsels?

leptys-deactivated20180625

i didn’t mean to add the argonian pic

grimeclown

If i was a sickly little peasant boy designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth for pennies and you found me against our citys outer wall with a deep wound in my chest from a musket ball and a letter cluthed in my hand and i told you that my dying wish was to have someone read that letter to me so i would know i died for something important and you open it up and you find a single large illustrated diagram of an onion would you tell me what it was? What would you say?