The #1 Scientist in Goiky!

Currently competing in BFDI:The Power of Two (Main: @soha5229)

[number1gokianscientist]

GREETINGS, TUMBLR.

I have noticed this app gaining attention recently among my fellow contestants, so I have downloaded it to see what all the fuss is about.

You may ask me anything (preferably science related), but know that I will ignore you if you break any of the following rules!

RULES

1. NO NSFW. Keep all of your questions APPROPRIATE!

2. I do not tolerate discrimination such as: sexism, racism, and etcetera! I don’t think that I need to list everything here, use common sense on how to act.

3. Like I stated above! Use COMMON SENSE!! This is not a full list of rules so there are many things that I did not mention! That does NOT mean to turn off your brain and asks things that are obviously not allowed, even if I did not list those things as rules!

That being said, you may go ahead and ask me questions, and I am hoping that this will be a positive experience.

OOC: My Tennis Ball is @theclumsyinventor.

[number1gokianscientist]

I was thinking about if I were to combine me and Tennis Ball’s DNA. By only taking our best traits, I could create another being, which we could teach all there is to know about science, to result in a being with the best qualities and upmost intelligence! It could be an assistant to me when Tennis Ball isn’t around.

[anonymousinsanity]

so basically you're thinking of making a baby with tennis ball

[number1gokianscientist]

..Do not rephrase what I said like that!

[number1gokianscientist]

I was thinking about if I were to combine me and Tennis Ball’s DNA. By only taking our best traits, I could create another being, which we could teach all there is to know about science, to result in a being with the best qualities and upmost intelligence! It could be an assistant to me when Tennis Ball isn’t around.

[number1gokianscientist]

I infested some chemeicals for sciense

[number1gokianscientist]

Who wants to be my test subject?

[game-fanatic-moderator]

Greetings, Tumblr!

Hello, Fan here from Inanimate Insanity! Welcome to my Tumblr blog! Feel free to ask me questions or if you just want to have a chat that’s fine with me. There’s rules though, and I’m not gonna respond to anything you say if you break them.

1. No NSFW. NSFW is very inappropriate AND this blog is run by a minor! (Whaaaat fan stop breaking the fourth wall)

2. No discrimination of any kind! I accept everyone for who they are and you should do that too. No sexism, racism, homophobia, and etc!

3. This isn’t an extensive list of rules, so there’s many things that I didn’t mention, so just be a decent person and I’ll be fine with you.

I’m hoping that this will be a positive experience for us all and I’m looking forward to what type of questions I’ll get in my inbox!

Tags

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🪭 answers = questions that I answer!

🪭 reblogs = posts that I reblog!

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[soha5229]

Ask stuff to my fan blog!!

[number1gokianscientist]

it would be funny if you turned blue

Gasp! Don’t you dare!

[number1gokianscientist]

im gona micoave eou.

*I’m gonna microwave you.

If you’re going to threaten me, at least learn how to spell.

[number1gokianscientist]

Iridium Sprinkler

Huh?

[number1gokianscientist]

Hello Golfball (≧◡≦) ♡

@askremotebfdi

Hello Remote.

[number1gokianscientist]

Hello.

I've met your teammate before, in a void. She had been banished by the elusive, yet utterly boring One Integer.

. . .

She is bothersome. She bores me.

But, nonetheless.. There must be an agreement.

How about an agreement, or a "deal", from a bloodied hand like mine to all of objectkind in your world? To make this integer cease existence. To make her perish in such a way I can enjoy.

. . .

The choice is yours, Golf Ball. But keep this interesting for me.

-X

Well first of all, who are you? And what will I have to give in return for this “deal”?

[number1gokianscientist]

golfball legend have you met square root of two yet?

Yes, I am a legend! But I have not met the square root of two.

[number1gokianscientist]

I am the absolute solver. The void. The exponential end, to answer your question. Let’s just say… I’m a program. That infects a certain kind of rebooted robot. You should hope you aren’t in my timeline! :)

!

Well it’s nice to know the answer to that question. Huh..

[number1gokianscientist]

Tそ⊸ᖗ п]]–ꕈ⅄ᖚ |そ]⅄ ʏ⅄] ʏп ᖙʏ⊣ᨉ ▽ʏ[пʏᨉᖗ ▽そ⊸ᨉ⊸▽ᖗ]ᨉ⨝ ꕈ⨝ –ꕈᖗ]ᨉ⊸––ᖙ ⊸ ᖚʏ–п ф⊸–– 😀

I don’t speak whatever language this is.

[sincerely-sunny-the-songbird]

Good morning! I think I might be able to be of assistance. I actually recognize this writing as Yoylese, a monoalphabetic substitution cipher appearing in IDFB (you can read more about it here). I plugged this into the translator at Lingojam, and this is what I got:

It's a little garbled, perhaps because the Unicode symbols for Yoylese aren't exactly standardized, but from what I understand, the message seems to be trying to say "That feeling when one of your comfort characters is literally a golf ball 😀". Hope this helps!

[number1gokianscientist]

Oh! I should’ve known! I can understand Yoylelese.

..

Well um— thanks, Anon? I..don’t really know what to say here.

[number1gokianscientist]

dia duit liathróid gailf!!!

What.

[number1gokianscientist]

Tそ⊸ᖗ п]]–ꕈ⅄ᖚ |そ]⅄ ʏ⅄] ʏп ᖙʏ⊣ᨉ ▽ʏ[пʏᨉᖗ ▽そ⊸ᨉ⊸▽ᖗ]ᨉ⨝ ꕈ⨝ –ꕈᖗ]ᨉ⊸––ᖙ ⊸ ᖚʏ–п ф⊸–– 😀

I don’t speak whatever language this is.

[number1gokianscientist]

Nickel needs a doctor. (@oobilygoobilyguy)

I don’t know if you have an MD, but do you at least know an object who does?

Well, tell me the issue and I’ll see if I can figure something out for it.

[oobilygoobilyguy]

Hi gee bee! My eyes were stuck being pink and blue be four but they are gone now. Please help

I don't think voice to text is vary accurate

[number1gokianscientist]

..

Your EYES are gone??

…

At this point it’s more efficient just die and be recovered.

[oobilygoobilyguy]

What? No! Then I mite lose my extra pair of legs!

[number1gokianscientist]

Wait why do you have an extra pair of legs