I LOVE MY DEMON HUSBAND!!!

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[anonymousinsanity]

"did ya see that?! i'm totally awesome, right!"

﹑⟡ 　　﹒ 　 the royal academy of diavolo collective ◞　chez ⤷　　valentine

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﹒ 　︵︵◜ 　﹒ 　DNI: anti endogenic systems/transids + homophobes, transphobes, mammon (obey me!) yume doubles

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⊹ 　﹒ 　carrd / prns.cc / rentry / headmate intros 　　❀

#r.a.d. : freedom wall confessions = selfship tag

#r.a.d. : the student council speaks = yap tag

#r.a.d. : the newspaper presents = reblog tag

#r.a.d. : ask box answered = ask tag

LAST EDITED: JAN 31 2026 . layout from @/radioexe and @/lunyaes

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

*knocks on your door*

EXCUSE ME, HOW THE FUCK IS JESUS LOSING?! THIS IS THE JESUS FROM THE BIBLE!!! Do you people not care about the bit anymore?!!

Okay, Jesus propaganda, because apparently he needs it. Iirc, his response to complaints from men about women being too sexy was "poke your eyes out if you can't look at them without desire overwhelming you" which is super goated.

He is a carpenter, and we love a working man.

He's very kind and passionate about people, he even put himself through painful death to save humanity according to the lore. He was helping people his whole life. IS KINDNESS NOT SEXY FOR YOU PEOPLE IN THIS GRIM DARK WORLD?!?!

He was also HELPING DISABLED PEOPLE!

He has a very active fandom that's been thriving for more than TWO THOUSAND YEARS. Yeah, it's toxic af for the most part, but there's gotta be something in him if he has so much fanart, don't you think? Like, what other guy do you know who's FANART INCLUDES BUILDINGS??!?!

I just think he deserves this win. Don't be fooled my the fandom's mischaracterization of him, I know it's a popular headcanon that he, like, hates gay people, but IT'S NOT TRUE! He would not fucking say that! They are misunderstanding the passage from the book! It's about him being against pedofilia! Which is, again, goated.

Vote Jesus Christ for Tumblr Sexyman 2026

— ex member of the Bible fandom

As a fellow ex member of the bible fandom I approve this message

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 44

Elias Bouchard (The Magnus Archives)

Jesus of Nazareth (the bible)

Remaining time: 4 days 4 hours

Elias art by @herodzn

Jesus art by @wolfythewitch

[anonymousinsanity]

not jesus from the bible being in the tumblr sexyman contest 😭 i cant even be offended tbh

[anonymousinsanity]

you mention that you are ciscatholic… would you happen to have any transcatholic tips? [blink blink]

yessir /gender neutral ^^ heres it! although im not really sure if these ARE tips..

- learn how to do the sign of the cross, its important when praying. you do it before and after the prayer

- learn the basic prayers! the most used basic prayers are: our father, hail mary, and glory be. link to all of the basic prayers here.

- pray when you wake up, before you sleep, and before and after every meal. if you want to make a prayer, follow the ACTS prayer model (you can search it up!).

- keep a cross close to you! it can be in bracelet form, a necklace, or a rosary that's kept in your bag

- attend mass every sunday! either virtually or physically.

- learn the 10 commandments! it's pretty important considering everything else is based off of that

- familiarize yourself with jesus, god, his parents, and other saints' stories! some of them are movies/series, too! like the prince of egypt and david (?)

- researching is your best bet, btw!! you should research the liturgical calendar, the events of the church, etc etc!

[anonymousinsanity]

when our dad drinks alcohol we usually get angry first because reverse psychology

it works for some reason

— ? / blurry

[rec-a-fanfic]

Midnight Strangers by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/65744443/chapters/169312171

Fandom: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP

Rating: M

Pairings: Charles | Grian/Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar

Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence

Status: Completed

Length: 272603 words

Summary:

The man hovering over him leaned back, releasing Grian completely. Cold night air rushed in to fill the void.

“I guess it’s out in the open now,” the stranger hummed. “Shame. I wanted to avoid this.”

With the additional glow occupying the space between them, Grian was finally able to catch features that were lost in the prior darkness. His curiosity outweighed all else, and he drank them in greedily. As soon as he saw who sat across from him, alarms blared in his mind.

This man wasn’t a civilian, wasn’t even a hero.

“Hello, Doctor,” the villain mused. “You were quite the help today.”

- or -

Grian is a vet. After a chance encounter in the dead of night, during which he accidentally saves a villain from the brink of death, he suddenly finds himself entangled in a world beyond anything he could've ever imagined.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65744443

[zekeyeagervevo]

Take My Lead, I'll Set You Free Part 1

Tenya Iida x Reader

vignettes in a budding romance; pro hero ingenium simply must improve his social media presence! if only there were someone at his agency who could help...

1.2k words, sfw (for now), first meeting

you've never had a crush on a client.

you're a marketing legend, capable of taking nobody heroes to a-list status in under a year. your marketing materials were used in hero schools around the world. you've even put together celebrity hero couples that have endured long past tabloid interest ran out; hell, you knew children of clients that had been outright named after you. And you weren't even 30 yet. To call you dedicated would be an understatement.

you kept your nose clean, too. had to, for the sake of your hero agency. it was rare for a marketer to have such tenure as opposed to taking mountains of gig work, and you didn't take that for granted. every morning you showed up on time, every meeting you took notes, and every evening you clocked out exactly when expected. sure, lunch could go a little long sometimes, nobody's perfect, but you prided yourself on your punctuality and earnest approach to your job.

the agency assigning you Pro Hero Ingenium was really a no-brainer. you had a similar work ethic, and, more than anything, he needed the help.

Pro Hero Ingenium, real name Tenya Iida, had a social media presence akin to a milennial living room: drab, gray, and uninteresting. it wasn't a train wreck like some of his constituents, but that was almost worse. audiences liked a train wreck, it meant they couldn't look away. with Ingenium, no one was looking in the first place.

when he first stepped into your office for a consult, it immediately became clear why.

"you need to ditch the haircut."

you blurted it out the second he took his helmet off. when he marched in wearing shining white armor, you had assumed he'd be some dashing knight with shimmering blond hair down to his lower back. instead, he was touting a slicked back blue haircut that was deeply unflattering.

he looks nigh on offended at your words, bringing his helmet closer to his chest, about to start a polite bow before he was upended by your insult. "… excuse me?"

you shake your head, and hold your hands up in surrender. "my apologies, mr. iida. let me start over." with both hands, you pull back your own hair, showing off a petite forehead. "how do you think this looks on me?"

the pro hero gapes, an indignant blush rising to his cheeks. "f-fine, i suppose."

he's very polite. i can work with that. with one hand still holding your hair back, you bring the fingers of your other hand to rest on your forehead. only about 3 and a half of them are all it takes to cover the whole area. "do you see how small my forehead is? pulling it back elongates the area." you let your hair fall, then spread both your palms upwards in a sort of supplication. "now, your turn."

he looks down at your hands, then, tentatively, takes a step forward, and presses his own fingers lengthwise onto your forehead. you chuckle. he's charming in his awkwardness.

"i meant on your own forehead, mr. iida."

"oh!" he jumps back like he's been burned, then presses his fingers to his own forehead. one, two, three, four, and his thumb, all fit on it. "it's… quite a bit bigger."

you nod, eyebrows raised. "yes. i'd venture to say a bit more than average. and that haircut puts a spotlight on it."

he looks perturbed, eyes seeming to darken as he puts a hand to his chin. "it's supposed to convey speed. that is my quirk, after all."

"oh, i understand the intent. and an 'a' for effort, mr. iida." you pull out a notepad, already scribbling down some of the basic facets of his personality to bring through on his socials. "i like that you're already thinking about those things. i appreciate a hero that brings more than a pretty face and an outstanding quirk to the table."

"a… pretty face?" he has the expression of a man who has never heard such a thing before, which baffles you. "but i thought you said that the haircut-"

"the haircut." you stop him, and begin jotting down a number on a sticky note. "the terrible haircut is distracting from the pretty face. you need bangs." you reach across the desk, and wait for him to gingerly take the proffered note. "that's my hairdresser. tell her exactly what i told you, and come back tomorrow. we'll start a social plan."

"but, ma'am, this meeting is supposed to be a whole hour. i've barely been here five minutes!" the hero looks absolutely distraught. you've never seen a client who didn't want to leave early. when you say nothing and give him only a surprised face, he pulls a folder from what seems to be thin air and starts leafing through it. "i've brought my social insights from x and instagram, as well as some charts that meta provided regarding my demographics. i thought perhaps we could discuss them, and you could help me interpret them. it all seems fairly intuitive, but i don't think the content i'm producing is resonating the way i expect it to. with your help, perhaps we…"

he keeps prattling on, but you can't bring yourself to listen. a dark blue hair has broken free from the gel, and is curling over his pointed eyebrow as he looks down upon the marketing documents. my god, he actually gives a shit. this must be how ben gates felt when he found the map on the back of the declaration of independence.

you wait for him to finish speaking, then pull up a chair from the wall to sit across from your own. your tone is clipped and professional, perfectly hiding a butterfly that seems to have made a home in your stomach. "i'll happily discuss specifics with you, mr. iida. i simply didn't expect you to be so interested in your own social presence."

he plops down without preamble, immediately placing the folder on your desk, then settling his own hands stalwartly on his armored thighs. the sudden proximity seems to bother him little, so focused is he on the task at hand. there is something truly noble and knightlike about him, and it's not just the polished metal that graces his body.

your hour meeting becomes an hour and a half, both of you ensconced in discussions of content marketing and the value of brand voice. he's uneducated on the finer points, sure, but it's clear his preliminary research is sound. you've had clients with a vested interest in their socials before, but never ones that demonstrated a level of care and research like tenya iida. by the time the meeting draws to a close and he's leaving your office with sticky note in hand, you find that you're sad to see him go. you even catch yourself watching him leave from your window, his helmet back on, engines on his legs shaking just slightly as he breaks into a run.

"ingenium, huh…" you muse to yourself, watching him tear off into the evening sun.

"yeah. i can work with that."

you've never had a crush on a client.

addendum: never until today.

[darklordofthesimp]

PANACEA - MASTERLIST

A panacea (/ˌpæn.əˈsiː.ə/) is a solution or remedy that is claimed or believed to cure all diseases and solve all difficulties. The term translates essentially to a cure-all.

Born with a target on your back, you possess Panacea, a powerful healing quirk. Your blood restores any external injury, while your saliva can reverse internal damage and disease. To protect your quirk from All For One, who hunts relentlessly for your abilities, you've been in hiding for fifteen years.

But when the Symbol of Peace, All Might, suffers a devastating injury that threatens the stability of Hero Society, you are summoned back to U.A. High School as his personal physician.

Chapter 1

[ruikasano1fan]

We cannot have ANYTHING in this franchise

[anonymousinsanity]

magasin by eraserheads fit bkdk so much but i fear no one knows this song

[gasgassss]

that one dialogue from aai

[2nddoughnut]

the best family in all of fiction i fear

[genderless-spiderlily]

oh my god. danny motta is going up against fucking poseidon in the tumblr sexyman poll. guys we have to make danny motta win against poseidon at the very least. for the bit. guys. for the bit we have to make danny motta win against poseidon. guys. gu

[strayrenegade]

The RAD Gang Goes: Traveling for Summer

I went on vacation the other day and I also live in the Philippines, so as a bonus, the Obey Me cast also gets to go. 🇵🇭

(Part 1 | Part 2)

—-

🐚 Everyone wanted human names and as much as you adore these guys, some of them were absolute ass.

🐚 Satan wanted to be Sherlock (immediate no).

🐚 Diavolo got Damiano since “Diavolo” was Italian anyway and he thought Lucifer wanting to be “Louis” was lame.

🐚 Asmo wanted a drag queen name and had to be reminded those were only used for drag-related activities.

🐚 Leviathan wanted to be Satoshi (On today’s episode of which anime protag is it this time?)

🐚 Mephistopheles went on a tangent about respecting the name bestowed upon him with glory by his parents— Raphael dubbed him Matthew. (“It’s just after someone I know.” “Hmph. I didn’t know you knew other men.” “Matthew be for real there’s like a 10:1 ratio of men in this room.”)

🐚 In conclusion:

Diavolo - Damiano

Barbatos - Babs, he didn’t want to complicate it (he can’t believe Barbeloth is out of fashion in this era)

Lucifer - Louis

Mammon - Kendrick (he wanted a rapper name and Levi suggested babynomoney)

Levi - Satoshi

Satan - Angelo (ironic)

Asmodeus - Jolene (he loves Dolly Parton)

Beelzebub - Beel is fine

Belphie - Bel, he doesn’t care

Solomon - Samuel (ragebaiting Lucifer for the nth time) (Lucifer’s birth name is Samael)

Mephistopheles- Matthew

Thirteen - Avril (loves her music)

The two angels maintain their names but Raphael wanted to change it up so he’s now “Leonardo.”

—-

🐚 Leviathan and Barbatos would dive headfirst into deeper parts of waterfalls/lakes without life jackets, prompting the very human staff to panic since they don’t want to get a lawsuit for negligence.

🐚 Belphie can’t be bothered to hike up 3 flights of stairs to go find eagles or some shrine, so Beel had to carry him on his back.

🐚 Mammon went bungee jumping with Asmo and they were both so terrified (potentially getting Fall flashbacks) that they poofed their wings midway. Everyone had to distract the staff while Lucifer tried to get them to calm down and maintain their disguises.

🐚 Thirteen was trying to buy souvenirs until several old people looked at her in horror and their families just thought they were having an episode. She really didn’t want to work so she just went back to shopping.

🐚 Mammon who surprisingly maneuvered everyone away from scamming merchants because his cardinal sin could detect their intentions from a mile away. He was generous with the more sincere ones and liked to brandish what he bought.

🐚 Satan read the plates detailing every display, animal, or area like religion. It was cute how he was genuinely interested in learning.

🐚 Asmodeus has been stopped by several people for pictures and when asked if he knew them, or if they were fans, he cheerily said “I promise you, they had no idea who I was.”

🐚 Barbatos is the ULTIMATE haggler. He didn’t give a fuck if Diavolo wanted to shell money on souvenirs but as soon as it came to the local specialties, shit was on sight. The aunties loved him, and he even got freshly made samples.

🐚 Luke earnestly asked shopkeepers how to make the sweets they were selling and they even let him keep a bag. He and Simeon also bought some stuff so Michael wouldn’t sulk when they went home.

🐚 Simeon found a shrine and plaque containing a prayer to and about “Archangel Michael.” He took a picture with it while Lucifer rolled his eyes so hard only his scleras could be seen.

🐚 Luke and Levi tried to win plushies from the claw machine from a nearby arcade and since it was rigged, they failed. When Luke complained to Raphael, he tried to spear the machine open until Simeon came in. He was in for a lecture. At the very least he was more sensible winning the hammer slamming game.

🐚 Satan took more pictures of the strays he met on the trip than the actual attractions.

🐚 Someone drowned in the other boat but miraculously survived and solely because Thirteen was too busy tanning and listening to Chappel Roan.

🐚 Though staff told visitors not to swim far at night, Levi would head out into the deep parts and come back with small shells (he gave some to Y/N).

🐚 Beel who was immediately loved by the locals selling local food on their humble stalls. Most tourists prefer the high-end places but he wanted to taste the culture, and they were sold out within the hour thanks to him. Some of the produce was fresh seafood and he did spook them since he ate everything, shell and all. Him and Belphie had freshly cracked sea urchin and dried seafood on a stick.

🐚 Belphie who would disappear in the middle of the trip to the rivers only to zip by everyone, asleep on a floatie. It’s worth noting the current was dangerously fast and Lucifer panicked and sent Levi to fetch him.

🐚 Lucifer loved listening to the local music. He stopped to listen to full performances, appreciated the cultural touch to it, and was very generous with tipping as a result. He also chatted up the busking musicians about their instruments and they were happy to explain and even let him try it out for a bit.

🐚 Diavolo paid for everyone to ride a banana boat that would get pulled by resort staff driving jet skis. He had a grand time sailing the seas at top speeds even when it ultimately caused him to fall off the boat.

🐚 Mephistopheles panicked and dove after him, unfortunately he started flailing 3 seconds in and this was a horrible way for everyone to find out he couldn’t swim. Raphael walked in and carried him out (the worst part was the water was literally just at chest level).

🐚 Solomon and Satan who got to sit down and chat with a local grandma about tribal witchcraft, even taking down pointers and bringing back bottles of potions with them.

🐚 Mammon had the grand time of his life taking pictures with this attraction which was just old vintage cars lined up and displayed together, with a working 50s themed diner in the back. He really wanted to bring some of the cars home but Lucifer told him they didn’t have space in the HoL garage and the cars were probably out of order anyway.

🐚 Asmo made a photoshoot out of any area that looked even the slightest bit photogenic and almost got left behind on the islet while everyone else was already on the boat.

🐚 Lucifer bought matching woven bracelets for everyone as a souvenir for the trip. Him and Diavolo have matching anklets.

🐚 Solomon got himself a traditional tattoo on his upper back, which didn’t involve tattoo guns but used the stick and poke method.

🐚 Mephistopheles hated the souvenir photo services and claimed they weren’t doing it right, so he practically directed the photographers and scoured the selection himself— Diavolo wanted framed pictures of everyone together and heaven be damned if he wasn’t going to get them.

🐚 (Y/N) gets to go on a romantic walk by the seaside with their preferred partner/s, as a lil treat.

[twilightofthesandwiches]

One of the best genre of Ace Attorney Posts is definitely "Oh..... I thought people shipped the Blue One and the Red One just cause they were the two main guy characters in the franchise.... turns out they really are just..... Like That"

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you have to spend a week in the last series you watched how is it going

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results

Voting ended onMay 7

[vexcathedral]

Scar-summoning techniques banned by the Geneva Convention