SPAMTON G. SPAMTON

DO YOU WANT TO BE A [BIG SHOT]?

[a-town-called-hometown]

i feel like people are forgetting that spamton is an ugly greasy little sleazebag who lives in the trash

[numberoneratedsalesman1997]

WHAT IN [ZA WARUDO] IS [Objectively Incorrect] WITH YOU, YOU [Unloved Piece Of Feces]?!

[a-town-called-hometown]

i feel like people are forgetting that spamton is an ugly greasy little sleazebag who lives in the trash

[oleander-witch]

Look at him he's so cute ^^

I think I've put all the other characters pronouns here so yeah He goes by He/Him and he doesn't mind They/Them pronouns.

And he is Aroace as you can see^^

He's like eight or nine maybe ten years old

It's never too late or too early to learn your sexual or your gender orientation my friends

The hands are so freaking good omg I love my art and art style ^^

(I also have the urge to do my nails like this now lol)

[specimen6]

helpin out

[numberoneratedsalesman1997]

Hey Everyone, Guess What? I Know You Want To [BUY] My Stock But [#@!%] You I'm Keeping Your Stocks. That's Right You Ugly Little Girl I Hate You And Your [STUPID HAHA] Nose, I'm Taking Everything From You Give Me Your [RING-RING-BANANA PHONE]. I'm Taking Over

Victoria's Secret, I'm Taking Over Best [BUY], The News Is Mine, And Everyone Else Can [LEAVE]. You See That Planet? Im Taking It Too. It Looks Like A [#@!%] Ing Walnut, Blam And It Busted A Nut Then And There. Now Die! Oh Thank God, It Miss. [%@#!] Moon You Never Had The Cheese I pWanted. Oh, That Wasn't Very Nice. I Think Some Kind Of Effect On The Tides Or Something. I Hope You're Ready To Die, It's Going To Be Like Evangelion Get The [#@!%] Out.

[2bdamneds]

my pride post i think

[numberoneratedsalesman1997]

Yes.

[numberoneratedsalesman1997]

I now identify as an AroAce. Thank you.

[bamthefox]

another Swap temmie

Tem flake, string, knifes you want it you can have it my friend

As long you have enough monz.

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[numberoneratedsalesman1997]

Imagine you were erased from the world

All the impact you had on people all the memories you made with people

All gone

[maeneiii]

it pride

[numberoneratedsalesman1997]

Would

[godteri-takk]

Spamtons day out!!!

[numberoneratedsalesman1997]

[[SMASH]], next question

[numberoneratedsalesman1997]

"Epon, The Drug Warrior"

There once was a fabled adventurer

Born at the break of dawn.

The drug addict who defeated the Demon Lord

Goes by the name of Epon.

He started his journey at the town of Firedust.

In a tavern at noon, when a story was whispered

"A dungeon full of adventure and treasure!"

Is what his mighty ears heard.

With his magical broom patron as a Warlock,

And his mockery skills as a Bard,

He went through the dungeon like it was easy

Even though it was extremely hard.

He cooked a piranha

And crunched it's bones.

He swam through water,

While skipping stones.

While exploring,

At the very long last,

Shit went down

Extremely fast,

After a long rest,

At his self-made sauna,

He discovered a magical plant-

The Magijuana.

He dried it, rolled it up,

And then he said,

"I think I should sell this!*

And thus, he sold it to a kid!

The kid got high and asked for more

Because it felt good like he was about to soar

Epon said, "Maybe when you turn a bit old!"

But the kid insisted and bought some for 500 gold!

A few moments later,

The kid got kidnapped,

He realized he was in the Demon Lord's Lair,

And he surely thought he was trapped.

To calm his nerves,

A blunt he smoked.

The Demon Lord saw this,

And he was stoked!

He said, "Where did you get that, child!"

The kid said, "Just try it, it's wild!"

The child gave him cigars three,

And the demon Lord accepted it with glee!

A blunt was smoked by the demon Lord,

To the magical cigar his attention he poured.

He said, "Where did you get this, son?"

The kid said, "I got this from Epon!"

Thus, Epon also got kidnapped

By the servants of the Demon Lord,

But the Demon Lord wanted peace,

So Epon sheathed his sword.

The Demon Lord said, "I want the goods!"

Epon said, "How mush are you willing to pay?"

The Demon Lord replied, "I'll buy your entire stock!"

And there was nothing left needed to say.

The two continued their transactions for days,

Until Epon remembered why he was here in the first place!

If he really wanted to get out of this hellhole,

killing the Demon Lord is his only goal.

So he cut off his connections,

And disappeared without a trace.

Without the Demon Lord's daily "sustenance",

The Demon Lord's sanity began to erase.

After a few days without sustenance,

The Demon Lord died.

Epon went back to selling,

Because now he didn't have to hide.

He resurrected the Demon Lord,

And made it his pet.

He left the dungeon rich and happy,

And all his goals met.

[anxietyproblem]

[fruitviking]

Reblog to give a hug, a forehead kiss, and a grilled cheese cut diagonal to the person you reblogged it from. 

[numberoneratedsalesman1997]

Ok, [Brother]

[numberoneratedsalesman1997]

My [[Posh Feline]] is [READY!!]!] To invade POLAND

[pmdthehumanconnection]

Yet another one of Lumen's rambling explanations. It's impressive he can go on like that while running!

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[eksvee15]

MORE PROOF THAT MEGALOVANIA IS THE PLAYER'S THEME

THANKS TO DELTARUNE AND SUSIE FOR PROVING US RIGHT ONCE AGAIN!

So we all have this constant argument of whether MEGALOVANIA is Sans' fight theme or the Player's (it's not Chara's. Stop) fight theme. Well, I believe Deltarune's use of the soundtracks solved that issue for us.

There is a firm belief that in Undertale, and by logic Deltarune, the theme heard is the theme of who initiates the battle. Undyne starts the battle against us, both times we hear her theme - Spears of Justice and Battle Against A True Hero. Flowey ALWAYS starts the battle, so we hear his themes - Your Best Nightmare and Finale, also counts for Hopes and Dreams given he and Asriel are one and the same. And it's pretty evident that whoever has the first turn DOES NOT ACTUALLY MATTER, it is misleading and is canonically not actually relevant - Undyne herself specifies she's letting us have the first turn, in any fight, she's fair, and ALLOWS US the first turn. Sans gets the first turn to catch us off guard, which is what he does during the ENTIRE fight, ATK 1 DEF 1 yet takes multiple attacks to be defeated and will obliterate your health bar, suddenly has laser weapons, dodges, can manipulate space and gravity, teleport, stops time, his entire character is "surprise bitch", no wonder he gets that first turn - heck on the third turn he won't even finish his "beautiful day" speech and start attacking MID SENTENCE

There is, aside from Sans, one other occasion where the Player initiates the battle - that being Monster Kid. Yet MEGALOVANIA doesn't play there, instead, we hear the OST "In My Way" which is ONLY played against Monster Kid and Flowey in No Mercy. But I believe it's intentional, think of your first Genocide playthrough - you still kind of feel iffy, like it's wrong. It's not much of a challenge as it is a chore at this point. You just killed Papyrus. You just killed Toriel. Two people that have shown love, care, and so much genuine friendship to you, it feels awful. You're a danger, but not yet, a megalomaniac. (Side note, I think Etika's playthrough of No Mercy shows us how LOVE affects the actual player, because killing Toriel is a pain, killing Papyrus feels absolutely awful, but then when you get through Undyne the Undying? Etika celebrated beating her, then stopped and said "Wait no, why am I celebrating, I just killed her". THIS. LV affects us and how we view the Undertale characters, from being friends and caring about them, to being a challenge to overcome in the end. And not a lot of people realise that fact)

Now that I've established all this, where does Deltarune come into play? Well, specifically in Chapter 1, we fight Lancer a number of times. And he has that memorable bouncy theme when you fight him, Vs. Lancer. We all know that theme. However there is ONE moment where we DON'T hear Vs. Lancer DESPITE facing Lancer in battle.

The Susie V Lancer battle in the Card Castle's prison.

There, Susie alone engages battle against Lancer. And we know she engages because Lancer doesn't want to fight her, heck he even avoids to attack her at some point. The battle engaged is ENTIRELY Susie's intentions to put Lancer in his place. And the theme that plays, is Vs. Susie. Because SHE engaged the battle. So it's not Susie against Lancer, it's Lancer against Susie, despite US controling Susie. Just like it's Sans against us, despite us being in control.

This is proof. Proof that we hear the theme of who engages in a battle. You could also take as back up proof the Spamton NEO fight in Snowgrave, because he has every reason to engage against Kris - they're threatening everything Spamton COULD have, so of COURSE Spamton engages, furthermore because Kris goes from puppeted to puppeteer in his eyes. Sans never engages in battle against us. We engage against him. Because we're trying to get it over with.

MEGALOVANIA is most definitely the player's theme in late No Mercy run, and we know this thanks to Susie evolving the opposite way in Ch1 that we do in No Mercy.

Thank you for reading!!

[asktheonesaffectedbydarkness]

Everyone asks what's gender.

But nobody asks why gender

[numberoneratedsalesman1997]

One misgendering incident and your body will be found in a freaking back alley.

[cedar-west-deactivated20230408]

If your plot feels flat, STUDY it! Your story might be lacking...

Stakes - What would happen if the protagonist failed? Would it really be such a bad thing if it happened?

Thematic relevance - Do the events of the story speak to a greater emotional or moral message? Is the conflict resolved in a way that befits the theme?

Urgency - How much time does the protagonist have to complete their goal? Are there multiple factors complicating the situation?

Drive - What motivates the protagonist? Are they an active player in the story, or are they repeatedly getting pushed around by external forces? Could you swap them out for a different character with no impact on the plot? On the flip side, do the other characters have sensible motivations of their own?

Yield - Is there foreshadowing? Do the protagonist's choices have unforeseen consequences down the road? Do they use knowledge or clues from the beginning, to help them in the end? Do they learn things about the other characters that weren't immediately obvious?

[mishkatelwarriorgoddess]

Thank you so much for this!

[numberoneratedsalesman1997]

Well, time to write a UT/DR story.