Old Man Yells at Cloud

The brilliant Dr.Wily is at it again!

[astromechapunk]

CyberTronica by Anthony Jones  

[numbskullduggery]

Prototype for Success

[numbskullduggery]

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“You consider machines, your children?” 

This human was a curious case. He certainly didn’t show much hesitation in sending five such machines to their destruction at her own hand, nor did he seem to particularly mind her using them for spare parts. If he did consider his creations his children, it was probably a good thing he didn’t have any other, smaller, more dependent organics running around.

As the workshop doors opened, suddenly, a lot of things made a lot more sense. Well, no, not really. Actually she was more or less forced to point out something that made no sense.

“Your security system, can be fooled, by wearing a hat?” No wonder it had been insufficient for stopping the one soldier who’d taken this place over before.

“I’d show you the pictures I keep of them in my wallet, but I lost the darn thing in the escape.”

Pictures of Bass? If only he could bring up the recordings of the little brat getting thrashed by Mega Man. Those always lightened his mood after any extended period of time with his so-called greatest weapon.

“As for the security system...” She was no Mega Man, he could tell. Far too sharp. He’d need to be more careful with his words if he wanted to pull her onto his side. 

“It’s targeting parameters were tampered with, unfortunately. The monster that attacked me was a fiend, a brute, a violent behemoth, hacking into my defenses and through my loyal creations just to get to me.”

Wily cast his eyes to the floor and clenched his fists.

“To think someone would build a machine to spread destruction and sow chaos, it’s nearly unthinkable!” Pinching the bridge of his nose, he faked a sob and shook his head in mock disbelief.

“The dawn of machines was a turning point for mankind, to better ourselves and the world we live in. Can you imagine, building a robot that can think, act, feel, experience, only to toss it away in some senseless destruction. It’s,” he paused for dramatic effect, 

“It’s akin to murder!”

And cut. 

[princeofallrobots-blog]

Reminder that Wily has a punching bag with Bass’ face printed on it

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                          What was filled with rage finally understands…

     ….Man is not without mistake…

                         Unlike that which he builds from his hands…

                             …Though my fate is broken my path I cannot see…

       Though you are the chosen…

                                …I’ll make my own history.

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[numbskullduggery]

“Well, get it over with then. I don’t recall Thomas and I giving him proper protection against terminal velocity impacts, but I could be mistaken.” 

[perpetualshades-a-deactivated20]

“I won’t be doing that again.”

[numbskullduggery]

“By Newton’s Law of Conservation, how did things end up like this. Me, the brilliant and intellectual Albert Wily, forced to running and hiding in a castle. And you, the most significant contribution to all of robotics, left second fiddle to a pretender and a charlatan.” 

[aristocratic-android]

*Brilliant! I’ll have her over as soon as I can! I’m really excited, to be honest…

*she jumps up and down, smiling.*

[numbskullduggery]

“Take your time. As eager as I am for this meeting of the minds, the decor around here could use some rearranging, but by all-means, let me know what’s a good time for you. I can see it already, two minds, pushing through all known scientific barriers, for the betterment of mankind.”

And in the good doctor’s mind, the best progress that could be made would be seating him on the throne of the world, in control of everything and everyone, his judgement as the deciding factor for one and all.  

[chezbots]

Holy shit. Holy shit.

“What do you mean you don’t have any children?! You have two! I know you do, I’ve met them! Some father you are! Who the frick forgets their own flesh and blood? Their own metal and oil?”

[numbskullduggery]

Wait for it...

“I said watch your potty-mouth, young lady! And we both know I don-” With a sudden bout of realization, the good doctor scowls, his face curved into an unsavory scowl.   

“Bah! Bah! Those aren’t children, you overdeveloped calculator! Those are highly efficient, highly maintained, highly sophisticated weapons of mass destruction! They aren’t children.” Least of all his children, if he ever wanted to admit to that.

[perpetualshades-a-deactivated20]

“Or you could start making sense, but maybe that’s asking a little too much. And I’ll start worrying about Bass when he learns how to turn his head properly.”

[numbskullduggery]

“I don’t owe you anything more than another shot at humiliating yourself in front of Mega Man!” Some weapon you turned out to be. 

[chezbots]

“Maybe because he knows that this doesn’t actually do any harm? Unlike you, who lets your hecking kids do harm all hecking day!”

[numbskullduggery]

“Don’ bring my childre-”

Wait for it...

“Children? I don’t have any children...”

“As if I’d waste my time catering to a child! Bah!”

[perpetualshades-a-deactivated20]

“That doesn’t answer my question at all.”

Some genius you are.

[numbskullduggery]

“How about you make us both happy and stop asking question that don’t revolve around destroying Mega man. At this rate, Bass is going to get to him before you even polish your shades.” Not that he believed Bass was capable.  

[aristocratic-android]

*She was involved in something to do with space…but…I know nothing on the subject…aside from the fact she built my sister…gave her some sort of…space manipulation technology. Really far out stuff… *she smiles* *I bet she’d love to meet you. You seem really nice.

[numbskullduggery]

“Then it’s settled! I’d be more than happy to give Ms. Iota a run of the castle, maybe reserve a private room just for the meeting! A probable space engineer would be welcome to aid me in designing robots for less hospitable environs, not to mention the potential for conversations.”

He’d need to find a corner of the castle that didn’t look like a medieval torture room, but with so much castle, there was bound to be some place suitable for a normal conversation among normal people. 

[perpetualshades-a-deactivated20]

“Why is it like that though? I would understand human society better if it made any god damn sense. And no offense, but maybe if your plans weren’t so awful I would actually be able to get something done for once.”

[numbskullduggery]

For the same reasons you’re an annoying little brat.

“It just is. That’s just how its always been, and it’s a little too late to start changing things now. You should listen to me more, then you’d already now things like this.”  

[perpetualshades-a-deactivated20]

Unfortunately, yeah. He does. That’s the whole reason he sticks around, you know.

“So you’re mad because she’s a girl?” Was this a human thing or just a Wily thing? He really couldn’t tell sometimes. “Honestly, that’s really stupid, doc. Even for you.”

[numbskullduggery]

“I don’t expect you to understand the nuances of human society. I can’t even expect you to do the one thing you’re good at, either! But believe-you-me, when I say that a young woman should be straying far from vulgarities! It’s just the way things are! it’s how they’ve always been!”

The most brilliant mind on the planet is this guy? And he’s stuck 40 years in the past.   

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[numbskullduggery]

Doctor Wily! I came to warn you of a horrible vigilante headed your way! His name is frank castle, and he has a reputation for killing and torturing people like you!

“Right. Because one man can waltz through an army of robots and traps too sinister for even the most hardened, most experienced, most diligent soldier. If my castle can handle Bass’s childish tantrums, I’m not worried.”    

[perpetualshades-a-deactivated20]

@numbskullduggery ( X )

“You’re really starting to get senile, aren’t you old man? I say worse shit than that all the time and I haven’t heard you complain once. Hell, I learned most of this language from you.

I bet you’re just mad because Roll outsmarted you.”

[numbskullduggery]

You think he listens when you talk? 

“This isn’t about you and your glooming about the castle! A young lady shouldn’t be uttering such foul verbiage, period. It’s obscene! We have rules around here, and those didn’t disappear just because you decided to start falling apart.” 

The archaic “A lady should behave as such” mentality rears its face.