Somebody Just Picked the Wrong Potato

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Agent Idaho: "I want to start brand new."

"What’s wrong with that you have now?"

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"Ugh." He grunted at the question, "I guess, I've spent so long in the military, and even though I'm not even 30 yet, I still feel like I haven't made a.... A positive impact on the world." Shaking his head as he scratched at the back of his neck where the A.I. port was, "After all, with the war open, what purpose are we even serving beyond being an extreme police-force."

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Blue Agents

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"Ummm…Are you…Okay?…" Caboose really wasn’t one to talk to any of the Freelancers other than South, North, and York. But when she saw this one was in a bit of a….distress she couldn’t help but feel like she needed to see if he needed help. 

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Roaring in pain now, Agent Idaho shook his head in confirmation, before letting out another loud groan. "My head!" He said, clearly in a lot of distress over the matter, "Feels like I'm gettin' shot, need an infirmary!" Before crying out again and putting his armoured fist in the wall parallel to him, the knuckles leaving a distinct impression and shallow well.

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"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you” Suddenly a small projection appeared next to him and said, "Hey! Don't bring me into your fuck-ups!" Glaring at the A.I., Conner retorted, "SSSHHH Kappa! Stop screwing this up for me." "Oh this was screwed up WAY before I started talking."

Caboose stared at the small A.I. for a minute. “…Delta?..” It looked a lot like the AI but it was different. Delta was more precise with his words and his shade of green was lighter. It could have been another AI, Another fragment of Church! A new friend!

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"I think he’s amazing!" She always liked seeing the AI…well most of them..Sigma wasn’t her favorite, in fact he was really scary at times…well most of the times..if not all. But she did like the others; Delta, Theta, even Omega was nice to see. Seeing them always got her excited and made her hope for the day where she could get one herself. "So you’re a Freelancer." It wasn’t so much a question, of course he was one. 

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"Uhhh...... Yeah." Conner answered as she asked the question, put-off about her having any clue about Project Freelancer, much less the A.I., a likely contributing factor to her knowing about it. Not that there weren't a number of people who knew about the military operation, she just didn't really seem.... The type.

Pointing his thumb at himself, the man introduced himself, "I'm Agent Idaho, but without the helmet you can call me Conner, and this foul-mouthed guy is Kappa." To which the program grumbled something barely audible, "Kappa!" Idaho called sternly, prompting the projection to repeat a bit more loudly, "Nice to meet you.... Asshole." Though it was unclear who the last word was directed at.

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"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you” Suddenly a small projection appeared next to him and said, "Hey! Don't bring me into your fuck-ups!" Glaring at the A.I., Conner retorted, "SSSHHH Kappa! Stop screwing this up for me." "Oh this was screwed up WAY before I started talking."

Caboose stared at the small A.I. for a minute. “…Delta?..” It looked a lot like the AI but it was different. Delta was more precise with his words and his shade of green was lighter. It could have been another AI, Another fragment of Church! A new friend!

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When the A.I. noticed the girl looking at her, he said, “Hey cockbite, take a picture, it’ll last longer!” Before the man said, “Kappa! Behave!” Looking back to the woman, he explained, “I’m so sorry, my little pal Kappa isn’t very tactful, and doesn’t know how to use his big words sometimes.” The A.I. then returned his glare to Conner and said, “I’ll show you big words here in a minute!”

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RvB Season 10

I came here to laugh, not to feel!! TT.TT

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Blue Agents

"Dammit...." Conner muttered to himself as he pressed a hand to his helmet, "There headaches just keep getting worse." Oh shut the fuck up you pussy! Came a small voice in his head, right before a small projection of a dark green soldier appeared before him.

Letting out a groan of frustration, Agent Idaho shot back, "You little ass hole, first your a pain in the ass, now you're a pain in my head?" Pulling off his helmet and spiking it to the ground in anger as he leaned against the wall, face red from the pulses of pain that ran through his brain. He was completely unaware to the approach of another agent as Idaho had so much focus on the pain.

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Agent Idaho

Codename: Agent Idaho

Real name: Conner

Specialization: Reconnaissance and Infiltration, Asassination

Military Rank: Captain

Designation Code: B-20

Main Weapons: Sniper Rifle (On Operations missions rather than shotgun), Shotgun, High-Recoil Pistol, Frag Grenades, Boot Knife

Armor Enhancements: Multi-Phase Armor Lock, Active Camouflage (On Operations)

Notable Skills: Marksmanship, Hand-to-Hand Combat, Stealth, Coding and Hacking

Assigned A.I.: Kappa (Aggression)

Physical Appearance: Conner is a man of rather imposing height both in and out of armor. Standing at 6'4" tall, Conner has medium-length black hair, usually tied back when he wears his gear. With a muscular, but slender physical build, agent Idaho has very cat-like movement, and even that style of a disposition to a degree. Due to not particularly caring to "catch sun" He has very pale skin despite his heritage.

Personality: Agent Idaho is a bit of a "cowboy" often being known to take extreme risks for the sake of taking them. While he has a high mission success rate, as well as an equally high objective completion rate, the true reason he was selected for the project was his obedience and ability to survive. At the end of the day, it's him above everyone else, and he won't hesitate to kill others to ensure his own survival.

In a non-mission scenario, Conner is somewhat serious, not having a lot of patience for jokes, though he is somewhat gullible. He enjoys mexican food, and usually can be found eating tacos for dinner.

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Hey guys, this is my new RvB blog, if anyone would be awesome enough to reblog that'd be cool!