[the-concept-fountain]

A Concept for a place that feels like Home

I absolutely wanted no business picking up all my stuff again and moving to another place. Our place was more than fine, and I didn’t want to take the gamble. But you committed the ultimate sin to get me on board, I decided to meet you halfway and take a chance. It will forever remain one of the best decisions of my life, and all the memories and stories created are proof of that. For all the ups and downs, that place will be there, waiting for me to make my return

[anakin-skywalker]

“Anyone but me…” he murmurs, searching her gaze, “right, Granger?” She smells the familiar mint on his breath — clinically strong. “Right.” she breathes.

[mrsswick]

[everything-here-is-incorrect]

[in a tea shop in Hogsmeade]

Ron: I gotta go

Y/N: aren’t you forgetting something?

Ron:

Ron: (slowly approaches)

Ron: (kisses Y/N on the forehead and leaves)

Y/N: PAY YOUR BILL!

Y/N: damn, you raised you?

[lesbian-deadpool]

Morgan: I have a secret.

Tony: What is it?

Morgan: I have a secret.

Tony: You already said that.

Morgan: That’s the secret.

Y/N: We found the next Bond.

[scarletxwinter]

Dr Strange, meditating: Finally, let me just relax and—

Wong: hey look, that Spider-Kid is a criminal, Maximoff girl held an entire town hostage and tried to change reality, there’s also an alternate branch in time back in 2012 where Loki escaped with the Tesseract.

Dr. Strange:...

Wong: Look at the bright side, I found some money to buy us TWO Tuna Melt :)

[everything-here-is-incorrect]

Draco, talking to Blaise: Y/N carved our initials into a tree on our first date

Blaise:

Draco, sighing: so romantic…

Y/N, talking to Hermione: and then I carved our initials into a tree…

Hermione:

Y/N: just to let him know I have a knife…

[daddiesdrarryy]

Ron: Yeah so you know that Ginny and I haven’t come out to my parents right? And mum can be strict sometimes. So the other day before we go to the Burrow, we switched our partners, Blaise pretended to be Ginny’s boyfriend and Luna pretended to be my girlfriend. Mum saw that and she said we need to sleep separately, boys sleep in the same room and girls sleep in another room, it was funny

Draco: ...

Draco: Harry, what was the question that I asked him again?

Harry: How’s the chicken?

Ron: Oh...the chicken is good

[daddiesdrarryy]

Pansy: Who do think would win in a duel between my wife and Harry?

Draco: I can’t answer that! Harry’s my husband

Pansy: So Hermione?

Draco: Yeah

[looopylupin]

Pansy: *fawning over Hermione* what’s the quickest ways to a girls heart?

Draco, absentmindedly: through the fourth and fifth ribs.

The rest of the Slytherins: *slowly backs away*

[sapphoslibrary]

sirius: hi remus

remus, internally: there he is, he's here, my favorite person in the world, the love of my life. god i just want to stare at him and hold him and kiss him for the rest of my life-

remus: what the FUCK do you want

[padfoot-prongs-and-prongslet]

Harry, having a conversation with Hermione and Ron: bloody hell, the ministry really is going through something, huh?

McGonagall, overhearing: language, Mr. Potter

Harry:

Harry: I’m 34

[drarrysht]

*texting*

harry: i’m sorry, i’m gonna be half an hour late

draco [still lying in bed, forgot they were even supposed to meet]: you always do this

[two-gay-marauders-blog]

Sirius: My significant other has to be of the highest standard.

Remus: [trips over his own feet, bumps into a lamp post and apologizes to it]

Sirius: I want that one.

[drarrysht]

draco: do you have ptsd? you know... after the war...

harry: hell yeah, i have ptsd... proficient talent for sucking dick

draco: maybe we can talk about your use of humor as an unhealthy coping mechanism for the trauma you’ve experienced

harry: i don’t think you understand how clever that joke was

[drarrysht]

hermione: are you high?

harry: am i what?

hermione: high

harry: hello

[sslyytherinns-deactivated202411]

Someone: Excuse me, are you in charge here?

Slytherin: Honey, I’m in charge everywhere.