looopylupin

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kidnapper: i have one of your children

steve: which one i have seven

kidnapper: the loud, annoying, rowdy kid who never shuts up.

steve: which one i have seven

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sirius: this is harry, my sole reason for living besides my hot werewolf boyfriend

mcgonagall: this is hermione, she’s a smarter than all of you combined

snape: this is draco and he has rabies

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sirius: hey harry how old are you?

harry: i'm 15

sirius: ha at your age i was 19

harry: what

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Hermione: Why are Harry and Draco sitting with their backs to each other?

Ron: They had a fight.

Hermione: Then why are they holding hands?

Ron: They get sad when they fight.

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*after accidentally losing eleven*

dustin: mike calm down, we made a map of where she might be

mike: this is a map of the entire world

dustin: yeah we have no idea where she is

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joel: i've noticed you often use humor to deflect trauma

ellie: thanks!

joel: ..that wasn't a compliment

ellie: what i'm hearing is you think i'm funny

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joel: i cant tell if this is water or nail polish remover-

ellie: *shots it*

ellie: it's nail polish remover

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Joel: *smashes window*

Joel: vandalism is wrong ellie

Ellie: okay

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[watching James and Lily argue]

Remus: this is bad

Sirius: i know..

Sirius: I wish we had popcorn

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harry: is this water or nail polish remover?

ron: *downs the entire bottle*

ron: it's nail polish remover

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*at the alter*

harry: uh, can we change the "till death do us part" line?

draco: yeah, he's not getting rid of me

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harry: name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. i'll wait.

ron: you and me!!!

harry, tearing up: ok

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mcgonagall: you often use humor to deflect trauma

harry: thank you

mcgonagall: i didn't say that was a good thing

harry: what i'm hearing is, you think i'm funny

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harry: *seductively takes off glasses*

harry: wow

draco: *blushes* haha.. what?

harry: you're really fucking blurry

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Ron: what do you call a fish with no eye?

Hermione, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons.

Ron: ...

Ron: Fsh

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*after accidentally losing Harry*

Ron: Hermione pLEASE stop yelling

Ron: here, Gin and I made a map of where Harry could be *unrolls map*

Hermione: !!!

this is a map of the eNTIRE WORLD

Ron: yeah we have no idea where Harry is

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i can be funny sometimes

[thekatfuzz]

Yes i do plan to die on this hill