looopylupin

INACTIVE

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kidnapper: i have one of your children

steve: which one i have seven

kidnapper: the loud, annoying, rowdy kid who never shuts up.

steve: which one i have seven

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prompt: endeavor gets a head injury and is unusually happy and friendly to everyone

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sirius: this is harry, my sole reason for living besides my hot werewolf boyfriend

mcgonagall: this is hermione, she’s a smarter than all of you combined

snape: this is draco and he has rabies

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ellie: wait i can explain!

joel: can you?

ellie: if you give me like 3O seconds to think of a lie

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ellie: hey joel can i ask you a favor?

joel: i would literally kill for you but go on

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ellie: hey joel

ellie: hey asshole

ellie: hey asshole!

ellie: *sigh* hey dad-

joel: did you just call me dad?

ellie: did you just respond to me calling you dad, dad?

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ellie: if i blended red bull, monster, and hot cheetos into an energy smoothie would it kill me

tommy: only if you die

ellie: you're so smart tommy

joel: ELLIE NO-

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sirius: hey harry how old are you?

harry: i'm 15

sirius: ha at your age i was 19

harry: what

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Hermione: Why are Harry and Draco sitting with their backs to each other?

Ron: They had a fight.

Hermione: Then why are they holding hands?

Ron: They get sad when they fight.

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ellie: *takes a not free sample*

ellie: i love robbery and fraud

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ellie: i was made for this shit nothing catches me off guard

dina: *smiles*

ellie: runs into a wall

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joel: look me in the eyes and tell me you don't have feelings for dina

ellie: *staring at dina from across the room* i don't have feelings for her

joel: you're not even looking at me

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joel: what happened to your nose?

ellie: i used it to break some guys fist

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*after accidentally losing eleven*

dustin: mike calm down, we made a map of where she might be

mike: this is a map of the entire world

dustin: yeah we have no idea where she is

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joel: i've noticed you often use humor to deflect trauma

ellie: thanks!

joel: ..that wasn't a compliment

ellie: what i'm hearing is you think i'm funny

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joel: i cant tell if this is water or nail polish remover-

ellie: *shots it*

ellie: it's nail polish remover

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Joel: *smashes window*

Joel: vandalism is wrong ellie

Ellie: okay