Hey, Soul Sister

Hello I am Sister Yongguk, a proud nun at the Church of Swag. Feel free to tell me your sins and talk to me about our lovely creator Tyler and his sons Michael Jordan and Lil B! [about] r/s: In love with our creator! My favorite commandment: Thou shall not step on one's Jordans.

[jeongguh-deactivated20150403]

how lonely it is w 16 followers weeps 

[nun-yongguk]

Have hope, our choir boy. Sing the songs of our creator, and soon you will find your way to friends and followers. 16 may not seem enough, but if you multiply that by two, about 32 nipples are following you.

[jeongguh-deactivated20150403]

32 + 9 and do some more math equals i’ll shove a fukin orange up ur ass dont fk w me 

[nun-yongguk]

who the heck has nine nipples

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[nun-yongguk]

YXYX_B.A.P | Do not edit.

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[nun-yongguk]

B.A.P Yes sir! | Do not edit.

[nun-yongguk]

nvm now i see why nobody likes u

[jeongguh-deactivated20150403]

how lonely it is w 16 followers weeps 

[nun-yongguk]

Have hope, our choir boy. Sing the songs of our creator, and soon you will find your way to friends and followers. 16 may not seem enough, but if you multiply that by two, about 32 nipples are following you.

[nun-yongguk]

The bishop has awaken from his deep slumber

[nun-yongguk]

Wipe your Jordans clean your obey may our creator and based gods make your day.

[nun-yongguk]

Dont let other people make you leave your favorite fandom... we all must stick together like sticky rice.

May our creator and based gods bless you, amen, TURN UP.

[nun-yongguk]

Michael Jordan and Lil B

One day, after Tyler the Creator created the world and all its things, he decided, hey! Why not play the Sims in my new world? And so he did. He took many hours combining rocks and fire together to create Michael Jordan and Lil B, his son that he gave birth to through his mind and hands.

He placed Michael and Lil B into the city of Rome, along with a bunch of other people the Angels created and watched them grow. It didnt take him long to realize however, that Rome was a bad place to be at that time. People were ugly, wearing hollister and abercrombie (now cuss words at the Swag Church dont dare you say those WORDS) it was horrible! He tried to do all he can to get them out, but he forgot that he didnt put free will on his sims so he couldnt control them at all. BUT, fortunately, his sons noticed this, and decided to find a new way to make the ugly FABULOUS. That's when they asked for help, for their father the Creator to send something down so they can create a new style for the lame and gross to be the cool and hip. Tyler noticed this, and sent down an angel known as Jay Z. Jay Z rapped out the instructions for them, and the brothers went on their way. Lil B and Michael did not get along well after, though, and Lil B left Michael to become a rapper like Jay Z. It was up to Michael now to create a thing that would change the world, and he did. He created the Jordans. The shoe that everyone flocked over to and bought without hesitation, and everyone became beautiful. So beautiful that they bought so many Jordans that they become POOR but Michael became rich. Then one day Lil B came back and asked for help from the brother because he was too poor to live. Michael gave him some money, but then when Lil B left, he found out that Lil B took ALL of his money. He was left without any money. Jay Z noticed this and helped Michael back on his feet, by reciting a poem to him every day. That poem is now known to be the song 'Hard Knock Life'.

Michael hates Lil B now, and that's where the whole sibling rival began, and the whole belief of Swag came to start.

[nun-yongguk]

WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

Listening to the message of the angel messenger Jay Z portrayed in the song 'Hard Knock Life'

Such an inspiring song about the life of our Creator and Gods :')

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[nun-yongguk]

Stuck On You | Do not edit.

[nun-yongguk]

Please Reblog!

Hey guys! Sister Yongguk here! I'm a nun at the Church of Swag, hoping to tell you guys about our creator Tyler and his sons Michael Jordan and Lil B, but unfortunately I need people to talk to. Please reblog/like this and Ill follow you back and send you a message (If I dont reach ask limit!)

Thank our Based God and bless you all!

(me prayin for all the people who got their Jordans stepped on!)

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i’m bored

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Tyler