WIZARD FIGHT!

brandon hoover. fucked around and married the sleep paralysis demon from the corner of my room. gh: lonestrangerx

[hustlerose]

[tankaramo]

me: *has a breakdown over smth stupid* me @ me:

[valtsv]

my thoughts are like a clearance sale

[valtsv]

once it's gone it's gone

[davemustaine]

oh to be a teenager in 1970 discovering black sabbath and scaring the absolute shit out of my christian parents

[juggaloh]

[fakehistory]

First dwarf in the bitcoin mines in Toronto, Canada (circa 2018).

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

ohhh my god i need enrichment soooo baddddd....... someone PLEASE throw something strange and new into my enclosure!!!!!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh “meeking a smee” made me feel like i was being fucking tazed

[cheaphalloweencostume]

theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome

[aceademic]

i hope this email finds you floating dead in a lake

[lesbiantiana]

if you hug me hard enough I make a squeaky toy sound

[shock]

BTW i know everything but don’t ask me any questions because i don’t like it

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

Thinking about some of the shit people say while fucking in porn. Like “Yea u like my pussy?” What the fuck is the dude plowing you like a tractor supposed to say to that? No? 

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

No I hate your pussy. I am leaving now. Do not talk to me ever again.

[worldcircus]

[nuphonehudis]

i want to watch over the garden wall but also i thought someone told me it was sc*ru once and i don’t have room in my life for that 😔👌

[nuphonehudis]

one god.....

one man.....

TWO NUNCHUCKS

[prideprejudce]

have you ever seen a tweet that just knocks you the fuck out

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

would you rather. bana or ..? X

why does it feel like a minion is trying to contact me

[tikkety-tok]

But why is it such a bop? 😂

Unmute!

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]