juno steel enthusiast

noah ✽ he/him ✽ I like podcasts n stuff ✽

[nureyevapologist]

look I know neil’s time in evermore was Bad and traumatic ik but nothing is funnier to me than the idea of a disgruntled jean moreau with a l’oreal box dye and a deathwish and no fucking clue how to even begin

jean, muttering: these instructions are in english and french and I still don’t know what I’m supposed to do with the second bottle

neil: fucking drink it you french bastard

[0310foxy]

During Neil's time in Evermore ik it was bad and traumatic but the idea of a disgruntled Jean with l'oreal box of hair dye and a death wish and no fucking clue how to even begin is funny.

Jean, muttering : these instructions are in english and french and I still have no idea what I'm supposed to do with the second bottle.

Neil : fucking drink it you french bastard.

[nureyevapologist]

returning to this blog for the first time in years because op stole my post almost word for word except changed just enough words to make it less funny.

anyway here’s the original

look I know neil’s time in evermore was Bad and traumatic ik but nothing is funnier to me than the idea of a disgruntled jean moreau with a

[nureyevapologist]

hey! hope you're good. not sure if it's deliberate but your about page is showing a different name from your description. idk if you like both names or just forgot the about page was there but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I did forget about it! thank u so much

[nureyevapologist]

holy shit I remember you from aftg!! How you doin bestie I see you have a new name I hope you feel good with it!! Goddamn!!

aftg… haven’t heard that name in years

I’m doing great! I put off picking a new name for the longest time so I feel wonderful having one that finally fits. just gender things fjskdjd

hope ur thriving out there, fellow aftg soldier

[candyascent-deactivated20210711]

i don't know what a "headcanon" is i just know more about the characters than the author told the rest of you

[canismajors]

*t4t’s your fictional couple*

[teartra]

The Magnus Archives: Last Words

Sasha:

Tim:

Gertrude:

Daisy:

Jonah/Elias:

Jon:

Martin:

Georgie:

Melanie:

Basira:

[cosmicrhetoric]

everyone who has coherent opinions about mag 200 already is so powerful idk how ur doing it. my head feels like static and the only thing that’s managed to get through is that it’s really funny they were like lol fuck simon fairchild specifically

[simpsforsims]

unpopular opinion: was jon’s decision to go against the plan a good idea? hell no. do i still think it was fitting because he would have never willingly doomed another universe so in the end it just felt organic and also kinda made sense? yes

[snapdraqons]

THE EPISODE WAS CALLED LAST WORDS. AND JON AND MARTINS LAST WORDS WERE I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE YOU TOO. SHUT UP IM LITERALLY IN TEARS

[ryegarden]

the magnus archives is a romantic comedy distributed by rusty quill it is licenced uner a creative commons non attribution sharealike 4.0 international licence todays epidode was written and performed by jonathan sims and directed by alexander j newall for

[nureyevapologist]

the eye could have stopped jon from nerfing jonah at ANY time, but it wanted that crusty little man dead just as much as the rest of us. iconic.

[selkiewizard]

escaping through the crack in reality with the fears call that Scottish Honeymoon 2.0

[simpsforsims]

[blumele]

ignoring everything else this is the funniest set of pictures ever

[emperiocism]

Arrival.

[mcwebby]

jonah magnus died as he lived. a pathetic fucking loser